Gascoigne set for Kettering job
Kettering Town will name Paul Gascoigne as their new manager - if a consortium involving the ex-England midfielder completes a successful takeover.

Wish the lblackd would retire grblackcefully. It is trblackgic wblacktching black legend like Gblackzzblack hblackving to plblacky lower leblackgue footbblackll. He is not mentblacklly stblackble to be black mblacknblackger!!! I'll give it 2 months mblackx before he quits/sblackcked!

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Whblackt is hblackppening ?

Cyjblackx, stop it ! m}

it is stopped :D

WTF was that?

Cyjax pissing about !

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What I was trying to say is....

Wish the lad would retire gracefully. It is tragic watching a legend like Gazza having to play lower league football. He is not mentally stable to be a manager!!! I'll give it 2 months max before he quits/sacked!

It made more sense the first time ! Lol)

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I think Gazza would not be the best manager in the world for them. But he would draw them a decent crowd which would help them financially.

Gazza geared up for Kettering start

Paul Gascoigne and Paul Davis are hoping to be able to take charge of Nationwide North club Kettering ahead of Saturday's clash with Droyslden.

Businessman Imraan Ladak expects his consortium to complete their long-awaited takeover of the club this week and that would mean Gazza and Davis joining as manager and head coach respectively.

Davis watched the Poppies book themselves an FA Cup First Round date with old rivals Stevenage Borough thanks to a 3-0 victory over Conference National side Gravesend & Northfleet, although Gascoigne was absent following a minor neck operation.

According to Ladak the formalities of the takeover deal should be completed by Thursday at the latest.

It's as well Gazza has got his operation out of the way - there are plenty of managerial issues likely to give him a pain in the neck in the weeks ahead.

He f*ck this up aswell :P

Then he will cry Lol)

And the whole nation will love him again Lol)

Gascoigne named as Kettering boss

Paul Gascoigne has taken his first managerial role in football after being named as boss of Kettering Town.

Kettering beat Droylsden 1-0 to put them 4th in the Nationwide North. He'll do a job for them yet will Gazza. x)

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There was a 2,060 crowd to boot ! x)

And their average crowd is only 900 too.

Les Ferdinand is supposedly going to sign for Kettering too. :o

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That will make 1000 clubs for him ! Lol)

He'll do a job there. Les, come sign for The County mate !!! x)

Les was on tele and said he won't be joining Lol)

Can't blame him. He could do a job, say, at Cardiff City ! Lol)

Cleaning ?

and painting the ground coz it's a dump ! Lol)

Gascoigne leaves Kettering post

Paul Gascoigne has left Kettering Town after just five weeks as manager.
The 38-year-old took charge at the Conference North outfit on 27 October after arriving as part of a consortium that had taken over the club.

A statement from Town's owner Imraan Ladak said: "Following discussions it has been decided that Paul is unable to carry out his duties as manager.

"My immediate priority is to appoint a new manager rather than discuss the reasons for Paul's departure."

The former England international was in charge of the Poppies for six Conference matches - winning two, drawing two and losing two.

Gascoigne's assistant Paul Davis has also left the Rockingham Road club.

:o I didn't expect that. Seems the people who said he wouldn't last till Christmas were right.

Looks like he fúcked it up after all.

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Makes you want to cry ! Lol)

Gascoigne arrested over assault

Former England football star Paul Gascoigne has been arrested over an alleged assault outside a hotel.

Mr Gascoigne, 38, was arrested on Monday night outside the Hope Street Hotel in Liverpool after a member of the press said he had been attacked.

Merseyside Police confirmed a 38-year-old was in custody in the city.

Mr Gascoigne, an ex-Newcastle, Spurs and Rangers player returned to football as non-league Kettering Town's manager in October, but was sacked on Monday.

He was in Liverpool to speak at a fund-raising event for a drug and alcohol rehabilitation centre.

It is not clear if he was staying at the Hope Street Hotel, which styles itself as Liverpool's first boutique hotel.

Paramedics were called and they treated the journalist outside the hotel. He may also have received hospital treatment.

"The person who reported the matter was a member of the press who received medical treatment at the scene," Merseyside Police said.

They would not say which organisation the journalist was from.

Earlier on Monday, Kettering Town chairman Imraan Ladak fired Mr Gascoigne after just 39 days in charge at the Nationwide Conference North side, over claims about his conduct.

Mr Gascoigne claimed he had been "stitched up" over the sacking.

How can Gazza attack anyone ? he's only about 3 stone these days Lol)

Hate to say I told you so but......

What did concern me is that the chairman said Gazza was back on the booze which Gazza denied. Then in the same interview he said that he would have a double brandy before each game!!!

He will be the next George Best sadly!

Sad if he does go that way !

He'll never be remembered like Bestie

And that is the sad thing.

I remember Gazza before the World Cup in 1990 and he was awesome and did look he could go on to be the best in the World. Then he f*cked his knee up and became a bit of a joke after that. Occasional touches of brilliance expecially at Euro 96 but definitely a wasted carear!

Hope Trunds don't end up like that Lol)

Gazza WAS good ! Lol)