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The following page has a .swf file (a.k.a. Flash file) on it; it's interactive. Dancing Teddy Bear Page- give it a moment to download, and then run your mouse over the bears when they appear. Keep running your mouse over the bears; give them time to get back into their pyramid formation, and swipe your mouse over them again. Board member anshirk had posted a link to a similar page at our old board, though I don't recall what that page was, and EZ Boards deleted that post.
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Elf Only InnIt's not an interactive page; it's a webcomic. The comic is about a fictional roleplaying chatroom called "Elf Only Inn" on AOL. It hilariously lampoons all the worst aspects of RPing online. I swear the Lord of Dorkness character's "nobody appreciates my 1337 RP, so I'm gone forever!... but I'll be back two days later" style reminds me of somebody I know (from the Clan Eve RPG I am a webmistress for, and have roleplayed at for over 2 years). I think every RPer can identify with it, though, and laugh at it. If you've never roleplayed, you might not get the jokes though.
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Here's another interactive page: The Sith SenseGet Darth Vader to guess an object you are thinking of. It's murder on dial-up, but it's also fun. After you answer a question, he takes a pot-shot at your intelligence. (I've been thinking of Madonna during this first line of questioning.  ) The 14th question he gave me was "Do you love it?" "No." Number 18 was "Is it annoying?" "Yes." Number 20: "I'm thinking it's a criminal?" "Close." "You are much more clever than you appear. *shakes fist*"  Number 23: "I'm thinking it's a drunk." "No." "It has taken longer than I expected, but I can still read your mind."  Number 27: "Does it perform?" "Yes." "I'm thinking it's a celebrity." "Yes." "Darth Vader has read your mind." Took him long enough; 28 questions. It took him awhile to guess I was thinking of a werewolf the second time around too. I guess the Force is strong with me.  My third thought was "goddess". He guessed "devil" and "Mickey Mouse".  Not even close! "You're wise to hide your thoughts from me." "Your thoughts are strong. You'd be a valuable asset to the Empire." Vader lost to me the third time around.
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Thanks, Anshirk for re-posting that page. I couldn't remember what it was. The Sith Sense sounds like a lot of goofy fun - I'm still waiting for it to download whatever it's trying to download. It sounds like a page I found years ago called "Guess the Sit Com Star." I was able to stump the programming with an obscure, old '80s sit com that had a talking orangutan in it. Here's the link to it: Guess The Dictator or TV Situation Comedy Character
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Very fun on-line game - shoot at zombies (some of you may find it gross, but it's a heck of a lot less graphic and detailed than standard pc games or games for consoles. All the zombies are in silhouette). It may take a few moments for the game to download so be patient. Your character comes equipped with a revolver. When your character gets the shot gun, you can use it (and go back and forth between it and the revolver) by hitting the *Shift* key on your keyboard. Use your mouse to place the cursor over the zombie's heads -or other body parts- and click mouse to shoot. The Deanimator Game
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Lady Chadwick gets credit for this; Lady C. posted it in another thread: Tom Cruise is Nuts.comSomeone else posted a link to "Free Katie" but I don't recall off hand what the URL was, it might be this - http://www.freekatie.net/Oh geeze, they're selling a shirt on there that says "Stop Sofa Abuse," and it has a stick man figure standing on a couch with a red slash through it. Presumably, they're ripping on Cruise's sofa routine while on Oprah or where ever.
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I merged the two threads, if you don't mind, Flea. I'm rather addicted to "Bejeweled 2" and "Zuma" at Yahoo! Games. "Mah Jong" is a fun game too.
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~ Edit, newer stuff below ~Scroll down the page and select cartoons from "The 30 Second Bunnies Theatre Library" - I saw the "Titanic" one, and it was quite funny. Angry Alien - 30 Second Bunnies Theatre LibraryI think those shorts are Flash based, which means you have to have the Flash player, available from www.macromedia.com, in their downloads section. Most browsers already come with the Flash player, though, so that shouldn't be a problem (though you may want to update to Flash Player 8). ~ New stuff ~Twists, Slugs and Roscoes: A Glossary of Hardboiled SlangI think this is an online dictionary for 1920s American slang - that is mostly used in paper back detective novels. It makes for some amusing reading. Here are a few examples from the page (there are tons more on their page) - some of them I've heard before others, I've never come across: | QUOTE | Ameche: Telephone
Bean-shooter: Gun Berries: Dollars Big house: Jail Blow one down: Kill someone Blower: Telephone Box job: A safecracking Bump gums: To talk about nothing worthwhile
Can house: Bordello Cheaters: Sunglasses Cheese it: Put things away, hide Chicago lightning: gunfire Chicago overcoat: Coffin Chin music: Punch on the jaw Chinese angle, as in "You're not trying to find a Chinese angle on it, are you?": A strange or unusual twist or aspect to something Chinese squeeze: Grafting by skimming profits off the top Chippy: Woman of easy virtue Close your head: Shut up
Daisy: None too masculine Deck, as in "deck of Luckies": Pack of cigarettes Dip the bill: Have a drink Do the dance: To be hanged Drop a dime: Make a phone call, sometimes meaning to the police to inform on someone
Eel juice: liquor Elephant ears: Police
Getaway sticks: Legs (especially a woman's) Giggle juice: Liquor Go climb up your thumb: Go away, get lost Goog: Black eye Gooseberry lay: Stealing clothes from a clothesline
Hack: Taxi Hinky: Suspicious
Iron: A car
Jake, Jakeloo: Okay Jujus: Marijuana cigarettes Jump, The: A hanging
Kicking the gong around: Taking opium Kiss: To punch
Lead poisoning: To be shot Lettuce: Folding money Lunger: Someone with tuberculosis
Marbles: Pearls Meat wagon: Ambulance Mesca: Marijuana Muggles: Marijuana
Oyster fruit: Pearls
Patsy: Person who is set up; fool, chump Peeper: Detective Pipe that: Get that, listen to that Pro skirt: Prostitute
Rappers: Fakes, set-ups Rattler: Train Rhino: Money Rod: Gun Roscoe: Gun Roundheels: a. A fighter with a glass jaw b. A woman of easy virtue
Shamus: (Private) detective Shells: Bullets Shiv: Knife Shylock: Loanshark Snap a cap: Shout Sneeze: Take Snow-bird: (Cocaine) addict Snowed: To be on drugs (heroin? cocaine?); also "snowed up" Soup job: To crack a safe using nitroglycerine
Take a powder: Leave Take it on the heel and toe: Leave Tea: Marijuana Throw lead: Shoot bullets Tip your mitt: Show your hand, reveal something Tomato: Pretty woman
Wear iron: Carry a gun Wheats, as in "a stack of wheats": Pancakes Wikiup: Home Wooden kimono: A coffin Wrong gee: Not a good fellow
Yap: Mouth
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| QUOTE | Blower: Telephone Chippy: Woman of easy virtue Kiss: To punch Meat wagon: Ambulance Patsy: Person who is set up; fool, chump Shells: Bullets Tomato: Pretty woman Yap: Mouth |
I still hear these being used today 'round my neck of the woods.
| QUOTE | | The Jump: A hanging |
I use this phrase, but with a different meaning. The phrase as I've used it is "to get the jump on", which means "to get a head-start on". For example: "I got the jump on pulling out my winter clothes today".
Kinda makes you wonder what was really on JK Rowling's mind....
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Online Quiz: What Kind Of Cat Are You?Re: Question 10, "Who would you most like to be marooned on a tropical isle with?," answer "B." was Jim Carey or Madonna - oh hell no! But that goes without saying, doesn't it?  Jim Carey I could MAYBE live with, if he wasn't mugging all the time, but Madonna? No, no, no... I don't like "Judge Judy," either (choice "A"), so I settled for, "C. Barry Manilow or Mariah Carey" - it was either them or choice D., and D was... "D. Jackie Chan or Halle Berry." I went with "C" because I figure if I get bored, both Manilow and Carey are musicians, so they could sing for me.  Okay, I just completed the Quiz, and my score is . . . The evidence is in, and you are undeniably the personality type of a: Persian.You take good care of yourself and might be considered a bit vain, but that's okay, because you have good cause.
You may pull back a bit at parties, but once you've found someone to talk to, you feel quite at home. Your friends would describe you as a very sweet person, with a gentle demeanor.
You are affectionate and loyal to family and friends.
In high school you were either the Homecoming Queen or King. Wow, for an online quiz meant for fun, that's actually fairly accurate  - I'd say it described me pretty well, except I was never Homecoming Queen, and I'm not vain. I'm a little puzzled as to why it would say I'm vain, since most of the answers I chose in the quiz were the ones where I would not be the center of attention (I'm a very shy person and am a wall flower at parties and such.). One question in the quiz, for example, asked who I would want to be at a football game: the head cheerleader, the quarter back, referee, or hot dog vendor . I chose the least glamorous one, hot dog vendor, because I would NOT want the attention of the head cheerleader. I'd want to be the quiet one off doing her own thing behind the scenes not being stared at by the people in the stands. Anyway, it was a fun little quiz, but it was about 15 pages long, so it does take some time to fill out.
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Politics TestBased on my responses, I was deemed a DEMOCRAT (socially moderate--55%, economically liberal--27%). I just took this for fun...and to cure my insomnia.  The quiz gives a very simplistic summary of one's political leanings and is devoid of any nuance. For example, there were only four possible replies available--"Strongly Disagree", "Disagree", "Agree", "Strongly Agree". What about the possibilities of "Somewhat Agree" or "Somewhat Disagree"? I found the classification of what's considered "left" or "right" to be very rigid and stereotypical (not to mention heavily American based). I honestly don't see myself aligned to either end of the political spectrum (although I can imagine how OTHER PEOPLE would see me based on my views on certain topics). Anyway...if you're bored, I submit the above link for your amusement.
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