Title: why wait?
Description: psssst, aiden!
roxana pucey - September 18, 2007 06:32 PM (GMT)
Mr. Lestrange,
Can you keep a secret?
Fox
aiden lestrange - September 18, 2007 06:45 PM (GMT)
roxana,
haven't you heard?
i'm made of secrets, love.
aiden.
roxana pucey - September 18, 2007 06:59 PM (GMT)
Mr. Lestrange,
Haha, indeed, so...
It is with great pleasure that her Majesty, Roxana Pucey, supreme ruler of Slytherins everywhere and commander of all those sly, sneaky bastards, awards you the first class Order of Merlin for being relatively interested in your friend's welfare, considering how very disappointing the behaviour of the Queen's other close friends has lately been... Sometimes, her royal self considers making new ones, yet there aren't exactly eligible, appropriate ones on the market any more.
All jokes aside, I think that those filthy Gryffindors might have brainwashed our peers or something disgusting like that, because they're acting suspiciously odd for a while. For a couple of seconds there, I actually wondered if I might have accidentally (of course) offended them in some way, but then I remembered that it just couldn't have happened. So I'm leaning towards the other houses using some really powerful memory or Confundus charms on my dear subjects. Except on you, love.
I have to say, though, that you've been eerily away at some hours lately too. I hope that you keep your pets busy, or else it wouldn't explain how come even some of my minions are too terribly occupied to remember what their first and foremost concern is: to keep Her Highness happy! Hmph. You can barely find worthy subjects these days.
So I don't like this at all, still you're excused, because you're you. By the way, what would you say if a certain, anonymous Slytherin would call a reunion in the Slytherin common room one of the following evenings? Since said Slytherin happens to also be a Prefect, it'd be a closed doors meeting, at which certain individuals from our rows would be invited to attend to.
Oh, and do you know anything about a Halloween ball being thrown this year? I overheard a chatterbox from Hufflepuff mentioning something about it and wondered whether you hadn't heard any rumour about it, even in our circle of friends. Whom, by the way, have caused great displeasure to their ruler, and, as of late, she's thinking of spanking them for not thinking their priorities over again.
Fox
P.S. I like understand that you don't enjoy the current class and all (because which deranged person would?!), yet what book are you more precisely reading? Does it involve torturing Muggles or the like? Or classic literature? Greek mythology, maybe? Or-or, new positions?
aiden lestrange - September 18, 2007 07:12 PM (GMT)
roxana,
hm. first--why thank you. always wanted a first clas
order of merlin position. always here to be fucking
fantastic, as you know. as foryour disappointing subjects...
i suggest you drop them. or send them to the torture chambers.
i'm sure they'll change their minds after a lesson or two.
if they're stupid enough to be fooled by a Confundus charm,
love, then I doubt they'd be very good subjects anyway.
yes, well, highness, i'm sorry to disappoint. my apologies.
( and i swear, that wasn't sarcastic. -smirk-) however, one
aiden lestrange has been quite busy with...important issues.
you understand. ( not a question. ) and by the way, if a certain
anonymous slytherin were to do such a thing, well, i'd try my
damndest to make an appearance. because we all know reunions
are nothing without a lestrange. as for a halloween ball, no, i haven't,
butyou can never go by me because i tend to forcibly shut the mouths of any giggling hufflepuffs i happen upon.
aiden.
p.s. -- currently? hm. i like the last option.
roxana pucey - September 18, 2007 07:34 PM (GMT)
Aiden,
I know, the girls seem to fancy that. I'm inclining towards sending some of my subjects to those chambers, were I not to suspect that they are the ones doing the torturing, if you know what I mean. So I guess that, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Especially if we're talking about young men such as the Dolohovs, Carrows and (on Merlin's beard) Malfoy. I no longer feel like a proud mother would feel upon seeing how her kids have grown and turned into manwhores. I more like see them as betraying little bastards and I suspect some of them of treachery. Really now, some don't get that they are supposed to listen to me. How very upsetting,
*dismisses even the slightest hint of sarcasm* I don't really mind, anyway. Have gotten used to it by now. But I was talking about those important pets, love. I thought you'd get it from the start. Oh, and that Slytherin thanks you in advance, still that person is toying with the option of whom to invite and of narrowing the circle of trust. Such hard decisions, those ones. Wouldn't want to be in that Slytherin's shoes. *grins*
Ahhh, that's the spirit! I only resumed to deducting house points, I'm afraid. Still not allowed to give detentions and such, or else I would have taken things up a notch. Were there to be a ball, though, would you go unaccompanied (Merlin forbid!) or with your lovely betrothed? I hear she's quite the... interesting one. Just asking so that I know whether to warn her against dumbass or not.
Fox
P.S. I suppose there's always the possibility of improving one's skills. Anything worth reading myself, so far?