INTRODUCING...
[ orion weasley ] [who's pulling all the strings?
name: Sexy James
age: twenty-two
contact: the communal e-mail of filter011@aol.com
experience: On and off for a while
how'd you find us? Link in c-box. I snuck in. [ w h o are you?
full name: Orion Scotlan Weasley
explain the names: Orion was given to him because it was George's tribute to the Black family that is no longer.
Scotlan was because they Alicia wanted to name him Scott but George didn't want something so plain so this was their way of spicing it up.
nickname: OW! -snickers... Orion Weasley.. get it?-
age/year: seventeen/ seventh
house: gryffindor
any titles?: quidditch, obviously [ show some skin!
eye color: blue
hair color: blondish and reddish?
skin tone: light with a slight trace of a tan..
celebrity portrayal: Mathias Lauridsen[ let me pick your brain!
likes: } pot roast : seriously, cook that and he'll be your friend forever
} ice cream : you should see his face afterwards
} cleanliness : you'll never see this boy dirty
} telling good stories : never a dull moment
} animal crackers : he has them at all times
} starting sentences with why not : Why not start all your sentences that way?
} confusing people : Why not?
} entertaining people : womens clothing anyone?
} potions : favorite subject in school
} rain : a kid in the candy store really
} love : who doesn't?
} playing the drums : it's just a bunch of noise but who cares?
} any musical instrument : he's crap but it entertains him
} taking pictures : his favorite pastime
} juggling : he taught himself with quaffles
} cooking : he really is the iron chef
} his stupid t-shirts : he's got one for any occasion
} climbing trees : he was a monkey in his past life
dislikes: { being told what to do : don't you tell him!
{ being told no : mistake, mistake
{ blood purities : he could honestly care less
{ tomatoes : nasty things really
{ being sick : who will take care of him?
{ being lazy : what good comes from that?
{ blood : he'll faint, fo sho
{ bunyons : nasty little buggers (kudos to kim)
{ breaking things : wait, people who break his things
{ onions : they make him cry
{ breakups : they're sad really..
{ anything that starts with the letter b : seems to be a trend, yeah?
strengths: { making people laugh : give him five minutes
{ quidditch : expect something else?
{ his fast talking : give him a minute and you'll be lost
{ knowledge about idiotic things : mostly muggle things
{ being too cute for his pants : he really is!
{ drawing : tell him something and he'll draw it
{ intent listener : yes, even despite his nature
weaknesses: { quick to judge : don't give him reason to hate you
{ bad liar : couldn't tell a lie to save his life
{ brunettes with green eyes : the ultimate weakness
{ can't run very fast : again, something he can't do to save his life
{ has to look perfect at all times : self explanatory, yeah?
{ transfiguration : really is shite at it
quirks: { his dumb t-shirts : has one for any occasion
{ the fact that he starts his sentences with why not? : why not?
{ likes to kick people on the back of the knees to watch them fall : -insert laugh
{ his desire to confuse people : it won't take long, promise
love potion: { soap
{ lemons
{ limes
{ barbecue sauce
{ clean linens
{ rain
{ pot roast
patronus: Fox- Shapeshifting, Cleverness, Observational Skills, Cunning, Stealth, Camouflage, Feminine Courage, Invisibility, Ability to Observe Unseen, Persistence, Gentleness, Swiftness, Diplomacy, Wildness, Adaptation, Slyness, Wisdom, Protection, Provider, Intelligence.
boggart: "Being chased. I hate it really. Something always happens. You fall and break and arm or they catch you and lord knows what'll happen to ye. Depends on yer captor, yeah? I never liked being chased. Playing tag was the worst. A bunch of dirty smelly kids trying te get their clammy, sticky hands on yeh. Gods thats horrible. Really."
dementor: Why not fall off a tree? Well, that's what I did, my readers. We had this tree in the back yard and it was huge. Really. It was literally amazing. Mind blowing. So tall you would think that there was no end. My ma always told me not to climb it. She told me that I would fall and break every bone in me body. Psh. What did she know? Well, one day when they weren't home, I climbed it. I must have climbed it for an hour. I put some animal crackers in my front pouch of my overalls and I was ready to go. Up and up I climbed until there was no luscious green ground in sight. Why not fall? That's what I did. Not on purpose you crazies. I slipped and my foot got caught and I flipped upside down and my animal crackers fell. That was a sad event. I reached out and when I did, the branch gave out and I fell. Landed flat on my face and broke every bone in my body. Fine. Not every bone but it sure was a lot. I laid there for a good half hour in pain. My parents came and finally saved me. Why not still climb trees?
personality: I'm kinda weird. I've come to terms with that and I've accepted it. I even have a shirt that says," I'm weird" and then on the back it says," Really." I wasn't this weird at the beginning of Hogwarts. Well, I guess I was on the inside. I was a weird kid as a child and then when I got to Hogwarts I thought everyone would hate me because I was strange. When I was a kid, you would see me walking around outside, eating dirt and climbing trees. You would shake your head and walk away. I was most likely wearing a pair of overalls and nothing else. I looked like I belonged on the Waltons or something. Running over hills like in Little House on the Prairie. Me mum loved stuff like that. That's why I know all this useless knowledge that would most likely get me beat in this world. Psh. What do they know?
I love doing thing that people don't normally do. I like to step outta the box. Like with my shirts. People usually scoff at me but I just smile at them. It seems to get them mad and what not. You really can't get me mad. It's impossible. You could cut off my arm and I would grab the bloody end and slap you with my own hand. Haha! Wouldn't that be fun? I could get some kind of robotic arm. I could do the robot. Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.. Or how ever you spell that. Do I look Chinese? Oh, I forgot, I like talking jibber jabber so I can confuse people. That seems to be my favorite pastime. I also like throwing in obscure muggle references that'll confuse you even more. Heh. I love it. Truly, I do. I'm a hustler homie, you a customer, cronie. Got some dirt on my shoulder could you brush it off for me? Why not row, row, row the boat? Pizza is really good. Why not bet on the horse that's scratching it's bollocks? Why not utter the ultimate ultimatum. As you can see I love asking stupid things. My sentences usually start with Why not? It's fun. Try it.....Fun, yeah?
I guess you can say that I'm as loyal as they come. You know, the new marauders and I cause mayhem everywhere! I think we should go on a world tour or something. We would have so many girls fall at our feet. I don't think Teddy could handle it. He only has eyes for one. Bleh. Frankly, I don't have the time to have a girlfriend, plus you have to be pretty insane to want to be with me. C'mon now, I may be a good lookin guy but then I open my mouth and I have girls running for the hills. Oh well, all I need are my mates, especially James and Teddy and I'm set for life. I'll be that bachelor guy that comes by their houses and mooches off them. Oh shizzle! Did I mention I love singing. Oh fuck me to tears. I love it. I'm a very artistic guy when you get past my "Why not wear Prada?" shirts and my climbing trees and my general oddball behavior, I'm very passionate. Most people can't see past the other stuff. Oh well, their loss eh?
[/list][ take a look back in time
parents: George and Alicia Weasley
siblings: Two identical twin sisters
history: I was brought into this world rather late I might add. Apparently mum decided to forget that she had me to push out and she wanted to sleep. Took the doctors years to get her to actually re-accept the fact that she has a baby and she grudgingly pushed me out. Thank god. I would not want to grow up in there. Imagine how uncomfortable that would be. Heh. Gross. Look, this is my fully grown son Orion. Look, he's waving. Aww. . How cute.
I grew up at the Burrow at a place near the Burrow. Grandmum wanted us close and so you would always see me running over the hills in my little pair of overalls that my mum liked to dress me in oh and don't forget that time my pa decided to cut mah hair. My hair had to be at least fifteen different lengths. I was the laughing stock of the Weasley family functions for many years. Not to mention James likes to bring it up. Damn hair. Oh well, I lived it up. I don't mind being the butt of the joke. I don't know why I always wore overalls. Oh yeah! They had those snazzy pockets where I could keep my animal crackers. Anyways, my fashion sense has changed through the years. Don't worry.
So, I basically grew up around the likes of Teddy Lupin and James Potter. Those are the brothers that I never got to have. Having two sisters can be dangerous. They like to gang up on you and dress you in their clothing. I remember one time they put these god awful shoes on me called Gellies. They were pink and had sparkles. Damn! You could feel everything you stepped on.
Anyways, I was so glad to get away from them and go to Hogwarts. I was sorted into Gryffindor, of course. Years went on and mayhem insued. Of course. Did you expect anything less? Then I had to get up and kidnapped. Bleh! It's horrible. I just want to go back home to my mates... [ the rest of the rest
member title: {{ e r a s e d . .
pets?: A black owl named Pooter and a siberian husky at home named Jasper
anything else about your character we should know?: He is odd... Really.
other: Nada, yo!
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