There's a sign on your back...
I'm using this note to try and knock it off.
If you get this note, I've obviously missed,
and it's a good thing I play beater and not chaser.
hugs and kisses,
Piper.

PIED PIPER,

well, i got your note.
so i guess the sign is still
there. i bet emmy put it
there. stupid emmy. so
jealous. but it got your attention,
so i can't be all that mad.

what's it say?
"why yes, the person who's
back this is is the sexiest person
you'll ever meet? thanks for
reading."?

i bet it does.

landon

Landon has no funny nickname

well one thing is for sure, Dad would be proud.
what's he jealous of? your exceedingly
good looks? your dashing smile?
your... I've got nothing else.
haha, jokes. <3
love, you don't need a sign on
your back to get my attention.

it says: (get this, if it was
Emmy I've underestimated his
intelligence for far too long)
"Kick Me."
good try though!
love,

Piper.

pipester,

landon has no cool nickname,
does it? lanners, lando, land on mars.
i dunno. you're more creative that me.

pssh, how could your dad not be
proud of you? you're beautiful,
funny, witty, and all around just
amazing. so if he's not proud of
you, there is something wrong
with him. sorry. and i would hope
that a sign wouldn't need to get
your attention. i'd have to make
a lot of signs for everyday.

... "kick me"? that's seriously it?
i'm hurt. very much so. hurt, you
hear me? i feel slightly dumber with
it on me. and i can't get it off.

blast.

LOVE FOREVER,
lannnnnnndon

LAND ON ME MARS

I like that one. I'm entirely too bored to actually
think of something mind-blowing. do you think
she practices that voice to herself? just to make
sure she'll put us all to sleep in class?
if it wasn't for you Landon, love... I'd be dead.

what do I have to do to get your attention?
wear a cat-woman suit? cos I'd do it.
just for you... I'd do anything for you
just say the word Landon, I'm there...
leather, whip and all =)

awweh. lemme help.
all my love,

Piper-baby

-gets up and nonchalantly removes sign, setting it on his desk. "boo."
returns to her seat-

piper longstockings,

i quite like this one. piper is
a much better name than pipi.
i'm mean, who seriously names
their child PIPI? with a name like
longstockings, the most obvious
choice of name is pipi. sorry. it's
always bugged me for some reason.
though you would look hot with
braided pigtails.

i think she does. she's so good at it,
she can't not know how good she is
at making everyone within a fifty mile
radius just fall asleep. and thanks, i would
say the same for you. but that would be
not true, since you always make all my
classes better. cheesy? yes. true? yes.

FOR SERIOUSLY? catsuit? can it be red?

whoa. i got all your love? emmy'll kill me.

LANDON LOVES YOU MORE

-jumps when he feels piper take the note off-
-jumps again when she speaks-
-turns around and smirks at her, adding a wink for good measures-

p.s. thank you my dear. what would
i do without you in my life?

Finn

I have resorted to using your adorable
last name for now. But once I figure out
your middle name, I shall concoct a super
cute nickname for you. because you have
all these wonderful ones for me!
I would look hot in anything,
and you know it. especially,
like a swedish nannie outfit,
with those braided pigtails.
sound of music anyone?

ahhh Landon I love you!!
I don't think I could ever be
unhappy around you cos
you always manage to make me
smile, whether it's intended or
not. but you can be my unintended.

shhh, don't tell him <3

Piper might just have to fight you for that.

PS: perish... into an oblivion. then I'd be sad,
and come join you.

-blows kiss to him-

piperdoodle,

well, it works. for now. but,
your name is so much fun to make
nicknames for. i don't like i'll ever
run out of them. oh, and my middle
name is emery, by the way.

true. you would look hot in anything.
you could make the paper bag look
like the most erotic dress ever worn.
oy, no julie andrews. fantastic voice,
but one way to kill the erotic vibes.
stick to the red catsuit and whip.

i so love you more piper. nothing
you can do about that. it's my mission
in life, didn't you know? my mission
is to make you smile, everyday. what
to know why? because when you smile,
i can't help but smile, too. you have the
second cutest smile i've ever seen.

finners will win the fight.

p.s. at least you'd join me!

-catches the kisses and pockets them-

emery board

seriously. that was the first thing I thought
of. I don't even know what it is but I heard some
girl mention it once.

haha! I'll be the paperbag princess for
the halloween ball this year =) just for you.
or I could be catwoman. whatever. just
be warned there'll definitely be prying
eyes if I wear some slinky leather outfit.

pssh. you can't compete with a forest.
only second, eh? I guess Bella beats me
right? ah well, at least I come in at a
close second right? I could live
with that.

piper longstockings

pi-pi-pi-PIPER,

it's this thing that you use
to make your nails all nicey
and whatnot. not that i've ever
used it or something.

stick to the paperbag. you can
just dress up in the catsuit
for me personally. i'd enjoy it
the most [;

... what? i do not understand.
explain oh smart one!

actually, no. i meant my
sister, but bella's smile can
make me melt anyday.
can i ask you something?

lanndonnannners

Lander

that's a mix of our names =)
oh cool. I bite my nails, so I have
nothing to... emeryize...

oh.. after ball delights?
I'm there. your room
or mine? rowwwr.

your love = a tree
my love = a forest.
that's right.

yes, well you'd think
bella and your sister
would shove me into a
sad third, but alas you
surprised me...
yeah Landon, you can
ask me anything.

Pipon

PS: that's our names mixed again.

pandon,

i like this. the whole combo
of the names. it's quite fun actually.
that could really last for quite a
while. i love mixing up letters and
whatnot. always makes me feel smart
when people are all 'wtf' and i only
know what i wrote. it's the small things
in life that keep me going.

why yes, i think that would be
most fitting. and since i really
do not wish to share you with
my dorm mates or have to protect
you when my fan club attacks,
i'm sure we could find a room to
ourselves. i know of quite a few
places we could slink off to.

your love = a forest.
my love = the whole UNIVERSE.
oh what now?

bella's smile makes me melt, there
is a difference. and that's my question.

what's wrong with me? seriously.
am i a bad person? am i ugly? do
i have bad breath? why does bella
hate me so much? it's mindboggling.
i keep trying, and it gets me no where.
what should i do, piper?

lanper

finnsley

she just can't appreciate you for
who you are. she's so absorbed in her
own world that she can't see what she
has right in front of her. if you ask me
I think she's selfish.

weasigan

piper finnigan,

i should talk to you more often
about this stuff. you know just
how to make a guy feel much
better about themselves. and i'm
trying to just move past, but
for some reason i just keep falling
for her again and again. she
keeps leading me on, and i dunno
where i am with her. i dunno why
i even try so much.

i'm just scared ... nevermind.

landon weasley

Landon Finnigan

you don't deserve someone who
doesn't give you the time of day.
you try because that's what love is...
you don't give up even if it feels like
you'll never stand a chance. you're
always there... waiting for the moment
when the one you love needs you,
even if it's in a friendly sort of way,
you're there.

Piper Weasley

my psychologist,

i know. i deserve someone a
whole hell of a lot better. but
i'm just scared that if i try, i'm going
to fail and everyone will find out
that i'm not all that i crack up to
be. and i think that's why i really
stay trying to get bella. it's because
it's what people expect from me.

that makes no sense.

landon, the village idiot

poor boy

no one judges you on your relationships.
you're a teenage boy. you've got to kiss alot
of toads before you find your princess...
or so I've heard. no one is going to hate
you because you were rejected. people
get rejected all the time, but they need
to get up, brush their knees off and keep
going.

poor girl.

the most wonderful person i've ever met,

i think i'm just going to fall in love with you.
that alright?

landon

I think I could live with that.
♥

alright then.
this is so worth getting detention for.

-takes his wand out and turns his quill into a candy ring-
-gets up, and crosses over to piper-
-clears his throat and gets down on one knee-


"Piper Raquel Weasley, would you do the honor of becoming -" Landon pulls
out the ring, "my bride?"

"Mister Finnigan. Would you mind cutting this tender moment a bit short, and
coming up to my desk? Detention tonight. Please excuse yourself from class, I'm
sure Miss Weasley can wait."

"Oh well. I'll be expecting an answer soon." Landon said with a wink, kissing
the top of Piper's head before bounding out.


[OH YEAH. aha.]

-stares wide-eyed at him-
-chokes on breathe-
-gapes at him-

Stands up and clears throat, "Professor, are you always such a tight ass?"

"MISS WEASLEY! You may join Mister Finnigan in detention tonight. And also may excuse yourself from this class."

"Fine by me, dream crusher." Grabbing her bag Piper skipped out after Landon.

[UHM. WE CAN MAKE OUR THREAD THE DETENTION.]

[YES! and they should get close to kissing each other and then he's like 'BELLA' or something. or no, maybe the professor walks in or something.]

[YEAH. so who starts?]

[she should so he can walk in late haha]