Title: i spy with my little eye...
Description: tag ;; scorpius
roxana pucey - September 14, 2007 06:11 PM (GMT)
... someone named Scorpius Malfoy not taking notes during classes. Although, now that I think about it more, I really don't remember a time when you did that during this class, at least. However, your expression makes me wonder how bored you really are to narrow your eyes on that slut's chest, darling. You wouldn't happen to be on something, would you? And not give me too? Bad boy, if that's the case.
Anyway, rumour has it that we'll be patrolling the corridors together from now on. Funny, I don't remember you telling me that you were assigned Nott's prefect position. Neither do I remember you arriving yesterday for our first patrol, so I either missed the note in which you told me you were skipping or there was no note whatsoever. You know I hate nagging, but that just seems fishy to me...
Seriously now, Scorp, I'm rather concerned about you. Oh, no! Has Cassie's behaviour rubbed off on you yet? Wait, that's impossible, you're too much your father's boy. My bad. I haven't seen more than two girls clinging to your arm lately or noticed you around the common room that much. I understand if you're busy with your chores and own little projects, yet you have to bear something in mind, darling, if you're intent on keeping your prefect position: Gryffindor house points are there to be taken away by us Slytherin prefects, and it needs two people to tango, not one. Got it?
So I expect you to show up later today at the scheduled time. I mean it. Don't follow Nott's bad example, because I'm going to whoop your behind too if need be. Yes, I can still do that. And if you want to know how he learned his lesson, ask the bugger what happened in sixth year.
} Rox {
P.S. Oh, and yes, I am touchy. Dumbass apparently finds it stressing that he can't take points away from the lions anymore and decided to vent. That ass.
scorpius malfoy - September 14, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
...someone named Roxana Pucey who I think does like to nag very much. Or at least you like to nag me, don't you? And have I ever needed to take notes during this class? I think I do just fine without them you know. As for that girl, how would you know that she is a slut or is that jealousy? Because you gave up your chance, baby.
As for the prefect situation, the rumors are quite true and I am your new companion. I've also decided that I should be the boss which means I show up for patrol when I want to, not when you command me to. Besides, I had much more important duties than demoralizing stupid little children. Whereas picking on Gryffindor gits in the past has been fun, I have my eyes on much bigger things now.
I think it is so sweet that you think you can tell me what to do, really it kind of turns me on. Then again you don't care about that do you? You just push and push but never put out. Can you understand why a guy is frustrated?
Scorpius H. Malfoy
P.S. If you are so displeased with him then just get rid of him. Don't whine to me about it.
roxana pucey - September 14, 2007 08:26 PM (GMT)
Male Bitch,
OK... Now I definitely know you're on something, because that one's a bigger slut than Jenna Sloper, who I hope you haven't done yet, since she probably has some STD after sleeping with so many guys. Well, babe, I'd rather not have you running around spreading anything you might get, so it's not jealousy, just desire to take care of my subjects. Because, if I didn't have my minions, Hogwarts would be a much more dull place to be in. So don't go there, since I don't want to visit you in the hospital wing or at St. Mungo's any time soon. Even if your lovely betrothed pops out a kid and 'auntie' Roxana has to come check if the child is deformed or physically blessed.
Haha... Here's what I think about it: no. As plain and simple as that. Nobody bosses me around, something I shouldn't even have to scribble down to you. You couldn't do it when we were kids and you sure as Hell won't do it now either, because I'd rather drink acid than let anyone tell her Majesty, the queen of Slytherins, what to do. Much bigger things, you say... I see. So, should I reckon that you're now above reprimanding and taunting annoying Gryffindorks? That you are no longer dedicated to making their lives a living Hell? My, my... How very disappointed I am in you, Scorp. And what more important things do you have to do, besides spreading some girl's legs quicker? If I may know, of course.
No it doesn't, you just like teasing me about it. Which brings me to the bad boy part. How come someone like you is frustated? Surely you're beyond such petty things, right?... I thought I was the victim of physical pleasures, darling, so no trying to steal that title away from me. And of course I liking pushing people, since it makes the game that much thrilling for players like ourselves. But this isn't that type of game, remember? So, hold still while I try kicking the guy beside you. He owes me dinner, after all.
} Rox {
P.S. If it'd be so easy, you would have gotten rid of your own betrothed a while ago too. Yet, it never is. At leat not with parents like ours. Plus, there are few eligible bachelors out there who aren't already taken or could handle me as their future wife, so Nott can be useful in that respect.
P.P.S. I'm obviously not the only testy one around today. Who burst your bubble? Aside me. *grins*
scorpius malfoy - September 14, 2007 08:49 PM (GMT)
Queen of All Bitches
So now I am your subject am I? You know I don't take too kindly to being referred to as a minion. As for that girl, it is really none of your business who I do and do not sleep with. As a gentleman I am of course never going to tell you whether or not I have had the pleasure of dipping my wick there. And as I said before, you've already put a stop to my advances towards you which means you have no right telling me whether or not I can go after other women.
Well I am not letting you be the boss either which means we'll just have to be partners, equal partners. As for being Her Majesty the Queen of Slytherin, you better inform some of the other girls about that because they seem to be under the impression that that title belongs to them. I always envisioned Demetria Flint being the Queen of Slytherin to be honest, she is so delightfully evil. And yes, I do think that I am above toying with the Gryffindors and I am disappointed in you for thinking that toying with them is still a worthy pursuit. As for my business, it is not something I am likely to discuss in a note that might at any time be confinscated by the professor.
I am not frustrated in the least and I do not understand where you could have gotten that idea. As for the git next to me, kick him all you like if that is what gets you off.
Scorpius H. Malfoy
P.S. Maybe I don't want to get rid of my betrothed, ever think of that? She is such a pretty little thing.
P.P.S I am not testy
roxana pucey - September 14, 2007 09:16 PM (GMT)
Manwhore,
No, you're not one of my subjects, and you know that very well, so you either need me to boost your ego by telling you that your my peer or, I just don't know... And please don't get all touchy and stuff with me, I'm annoyed as it is without you starting that conversation again. You're starting to act like a jerk, you know that, love? As someone who's got to deal with such individuals 24/7, let me give you a piece of advice: just don't go there! I seriously don't see what's me turning down your advances got to do with it. We're friends, remember? Best friends, as far as I'm concerned. So don't make me pull out those pictures of us when we were kids, because you know they're embarrassing for both parties involved. :)
Good, about time you came to your senses. SAY WHAT?! Those harlots think they've got something I don't and dared forget their place in this house and castle? Oh, the stupid bints are so going down. I want their names, Scorpius, because some people have obviously forgotten why me and Nott rule over this house for more than two years. And will continue doing so. Now you right down offend me, Scorpius. I don't give a damn about Flint, because it takes more than being evil to rule this house. As in savvy, intuition, leadership skills, a whole lot of determination and cold blood. You're not into her, are you? Because that'd be spooky. And if your business is so important, you wouldn't mind telling me in private, later on... Unless, of course, you're again too busy to come.
I fail to recall what must have made you consider acting this way, since I sure didn't do anything wrong. Just the usual. Still, you implied that you were a bit frustrated about me being a tease, darling. Should I get then that you're not frustrated and don't care that we never took things up a notch? Because your ideas are starting to confuse me a bit.
What is really wrong with you? Come on, tell me. I'll burn the notes after class, anyway, but I'm more intent on finding out what the real cause for this sudden rude and pushy behaviour is. Don't think that I see you as some goody-goody two shoes god among men, yet this is odd even for you, even after my standards.
} The Queen {
P.S. As a matter of fact, I did, since she's still alive and seemingly unharmed, but I imagined that you wouldn't let someone tie you to that body. Then again, mistresses should do the trick after your marriage to her too.
P.P.S. You so are. Just read what you've wrote so far, moody person. Wait a second, you don't get to be moody! I'm the moody one. You starting to get soft or stuff? Because, you know, I can always find your new toys and take those away too. This time, you won't get to hit me, since I've grown and can fight back.
scorpius malfoy - September 14, 2007 09:35 PM (GMT)
Whore, Just the Normal Kind,
It doesn't really matter if we are best friends, I would never kiss and tell. Remember, I am a gentleman. And I am not getting touchy, I am just fine, I really don't know where you got the idea that I am touchy. As for the pictures, I am quite immune to that form of blackmail because I happened to be a very adoreable child. Although I can't say as much for you, especially during that awkward stage. I'm teasing by the way.
So you and Nott rule over our house then? Sorry to say your majesty but Nott is a ponce in my opinion. No offense. I would never have him rule me. As for you, I'll let you have your delusions I guess and I suppose you can play Queen with me. If it makes you happy, love. As for Demetria, I don't think you know her very well, darling. She's brilliant and I'm sorry to say but she quite trumps you when it comes to cold blood. The girl is frigid. And no, I'm not into her...not yet sadly. I could be though, if I tried. As for my business, you certaintly are nosey. Can't a man have his secrets? I must maintain an air of mystery you see.
NOTHING is wrong with me. And you are a tease but I always knew that, so it fails to frustrate me now. I am neither being rude nor pushy. You are just being nosey.
Scorpius Hadrian Malfoy, King of Slytherin (don't doubt it, baby)
P.S. I might enjoyed being tied to her you know, or I might enjoying tying her down. Who needs a mistress when your wife is part veela.
P.P.S I am not being moody either. As for my new toys...I wouldn't mess with those, darling.
roxana pucey - September 14, 2007 10:03 PM (GMT)
Still THE whore,
Yes it does, even if I agree that you're a gentleman on the outside, but we have had a glimpse at what lies on the inside. Not that I'm complaining. Scorp, if you're not touchy, why are you using that word so much? You know, the first sign of nervousness is when you start repeating the same word over and over again. I can't have a look at your face, still I understand if you're being intimidated by this mere exchange of notes with yours truly.
I love teasing people. If flirting wasn't like a second nature to me, followed closely by bossing people around, messing with their heads and sleeping with some of them, teasing others would be it. A girl's gotta have some tricks up her sleeve, and I've got plenty of those. No, it's not boasting. I'm just great, was even as a kid too. You're great. We're great people, envied, loathed and loved by many. I, at least, am adored by the majority of my subjects. I bet even those Gryffindorks with their sorry excuses of lives have even once considered fawning all over me. And that's just a sign of how truly amazing I am. It's a gift.
Yes, that's pretty much what he likes to think. I admit that he's not the most endearing of kings, but, like I said before, there were few good choices out there, and Dad didn't make things easier for me. Play Queen with you? Hmm... While it does sound lovely, Nott wouldn't like that, since he gets all over-protective over his positions. Thus, I can't wait to see his face when he'll find out that he can't have his Prefect badge back. It'll be worth a thousand words. And, oh, yes, it makes me all fuzzy inside... NOT. I am not deluding myself, Scorpius Malfoy. Should I remind you who's got a tight leash on the Slytherin girls and the boys wrapped around her finger?... You hear that? It's my skeleton telling you that the right answer to that rhetoric question is Roxana Pucey.
How would you know that about Demetria? Wait, you're not friends with her, are you? Since you just said she's frigid. And I can't have frigid friends, even frigid friends of a friend. As for the nosey thing, of course I am when it comes to the things or people that are linked to me or who interest me. Fortunately for you, you're in one of those categories too. You can still uphold your more mysterious than thou attitude as long as you tell me. It's not like it can be that much of a big deal, anyway, or like I'm going to go tell anyone. Maybe have it published in The Daily Prophet, yet certainly not spread the rumour by word of mouth... If you believed that, then you seriously need my help, so spill it.
I was, wasn't I? Ahh, I have such fond memories of when I would get the boys to carry my dolls or play doctor with me. Not in that sexual way, Scorp. Those were good times. And then came the really good and great times, such as now.
} Queenie {
P.S. So? She's still half-something, which can't be good. At least you'll have lovely blonde, blue-eyed children. If she doesn't screw the neighbour (since she can't screw your best friend = her brother) and then passes his children as being yours... Kidding. But I really don't think she realizes how lucky she is.
P.P.S. Why, are they SHINY? You know, I like shiny things quite a lot. By the way, when was the last time YOU bought ME a shiny object? *narrows eyes* You see? You've been neglecting me. Tsk tsk.
scorpius malfoy - September 17, 2007 06:14 PM (GMT)
Still a Bigger Whore Than Me--
Maybe I am just annoyed because you keep pestering me about the girls I am with and the things that I am doing with said girls. As I said before I will not kiss and tell. At least not to you. That is the kind of talk I save for Zabini. Since he is also a man, he can understand better than you.
Now, now love. We must remember our modesty. As for Nott, I never knew you enjoyed thinking about yourself as a posession. Have you lost your independence? Becoming a perfect, submissive little wife. Oh there is hope for you yet. And I'd just like to say that you have a tight leash on the brainless Slytherin girls and yours truly prides himself on not being wrapped around your finger. So maybe you don't have power over [i]everyone[/b] although I do admit you are quite popular amongst our house. If not the other houses.
Demetria? Well as of late had have to say that yes, we are friends after a fashion. At least I have learned a lot more about her lately. She is delightfully sadistic, even I find myself a bit intimidated by her. A fact that you ARE NOT to share with ANYONE! And I still cannot tell you my sweet. Although maybe you could try convincing me later? You know, in a private little corner.
Scorpius H. Malfoy
P.S. You think she's lucky, darling? Do you wish that you could call yourself my betrothed?
P.P.S When is the last time you bought me anything. I think it is I who is being neglected.
roxana pucey - September 17, 2007 07:39 PM (GMT)
Biggest Whore Alive,
Keep telling yourself, dear, because I'm still only caring about the well-being of you all. Especially you alone, Scorpius. Merlin only knows where those girls have been before you do your own things with them... And are you sure you want to make a bet about that? Because I can assure that I'm much better when it comes to those things. Ahh, the day will come when you'll be asking for my advice regarding girls. Mark my words.
Besides, best friends shouldn't be annoyed at each other. Your conduct is starting to make me wonder again, dearest womanizer.
But we have no modesty left in ourselves, even if we sometimes fake it! At least not when we're alone and can boost each other's egos! Fun times, I tell you. And you're wrong, dear, because that'd be your future wife you're describing. I'm not anyone's possession or ever will be, because I'm MUCH smarter than that, so trophy wife and just that isn't what I will become. Not even in a million years. You say popular... yet are you implying infamous? Or Promiscuous? Or other words that end in 'ous'?
Or else what, Scorp? Let me see some grovelling and pleading after class, and then we'll talk. As for that secret... It depends what you intend on making me do. Tell you what: if I'll keep my lovely mouth shut about your despicable and SO not in friendship with twisted Demetria who's got you a bit intimidated and feeling like a mere boy around, you'll tell me your secret. I'll take your word as a Malfoy on that, of course. And I will hunt you down myself, then whoop your behind if you plan on being a cheat.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO?! You just made me emotionally blackmail you. *el gasp* This is the moment when you apologize for not telling me right away... after this dull lesson is over. I do try to comprehend your obvious desire to keep your dirty little secret hidden from anyone else, still you're apparently forgetting who your friends are.
} THE Queen {
P.S. I'm taken, darling, long taken. Uhm, but where did that come from? Wait a second... HAHA! I KNEW IT! You know that song, don't you? The one I loooooooove singing ever since I was a child. Here it comes. Embrace yourself, because... You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to... Or maybe not, since that was kind of uncalled for and lame, but what you just scribbled was kinda creepy imagining for a bit. No offence, still it'd be like being betrothed to a closely related Slytherin. And while I'm all for inbreeding, it'd still be weird, since we're almost like family... Oh, and I was saying that she should start acting like that submissive wife if she'd understand how lucky she really is. Has she? Don't think so. Then, who's right? That's right, I AM!
P.P.S. NOT!
P.P.P.S. I sometimes wonder what you'd do without me. Good thing I plan on sticking around, right?
scorpius malfoy - September 18, 2007 04:55 PM (GMT)
Roxana (I am finished with the childish namecalling)--
Alright, thank you for the concern and the advise. It is all much appreciated. However, I don't believe that I will ever come to you asking advise about girls. I don't care about their feelings thank you. Since you seem all too aware that I am no gentleman you won't mind my crass nature.
Well it sure sounds like Nott considers you a posession, my sweet. As for my future wife, you speak of her being a trophy wife as if it is a bad thing. Mark my words Roxana. When we are all married and settled, Nott will look at my family and wish that he had had the luck to marry Esmee instead of you.
Oh baby. You tell me we are the best of friends and now here you are blackmailing me. Tsk Tsk. I am quite apalled by the lengths you will go to discover my secrets. You know what? Go ahead and tell everyone you know that I am intimidated by Demetria Flint. Then you can see how many of the other Slytherin boys will say the same thing. She's got most of us quivering, in both good and bad ways if you catch my drift.
Scorpius H. Malfoy
P.S. You think being with me would be strange? Well from now on I am putting distance between us. I am not your brother so do not treat me as such. Go find a different brother.
P.P.S You can't stick around, I already told your. Distance.
roxana pucey - September 18, 2007 06:50 PM (GMT)
Tease,
*el sigh* I know that, still every man at least once in his life needs the advice of a woman, NOT girl for emotional problems. While I do hope you'll never get attached enough to actually do that, I wouldn't exactly mind anyway. Any of those things, actually, since I'm just as crass.
Of course he does, that's the trick: he can think what he wants, but at the end of the day, I'll have my way through whichever means necessary. Dear, Es being one would be a bad thing if she'll become the foreseeable prude I see in her. And, if I didn't know you were teasing (or would care), I'd actually take that last part personally. Honestly now, no girl has got anything I don't already have, so them bitching at me in my face or daring to gossip about me behind my back doesn't exactly baffle me. It's the cost of being popular and adored, darling. Then again, you already know that.
I do that with almost everyone, so I can't possibly see why you wouldn't consider yourself lucky for rarely going through such a situation. I doubt it you're that shocked or appalled, though, since we're not exactly friends because of how different we are from each other, 'cupcake'. And I beg to differ. My subjects would NEVER say that. It'd be like admitting that they're horny and masochistic wimps (which they kinda are, anyway). No offence, Scorp, because you're... well, were better than them.
} Too much for you {
P.S. Nah, I don't need any other brother when I've got you, if you catch my drift.
P.P.S. And I do what people tell me to since...?