Title: life after death
Description: tag- elliot
stafford d'eath - September 7, 2007 09:41 PM (GMT)
elliot,
I'm in a bad mood.. Care to
cheer me up?
~stafford elliott abercrombie - September 7, 2007 10:02 PM (GMT)
DOLLFACE
I will expend every available tool at
my disposal simply for the pleasure in cheering
you up. Unfortunately in the middle of class
I have very little tools at my disposal that wouldn't
end up getting my ass stuck in detention for the
weekend. Any other weekend, that'd be fine
and I'd do a striptease for you on top of
your desk, but this weekend is a quidditch
weekend. You'd be responsible for explaining
to your housemates how one of the players
ended up in detention during a game. I
imagine it would turn into a fire and pitchforks
kind of situation, something maybe you've seen
before? Okay, right, lame monster joke.
Sorry for that one.
Why are you depressed? Are you hungry?
Do you want to hypnotize me and have your
way with my unsuspecting self? Really, it would
be okay. I wouldn't mind in the least. In
fact, I don't think I would even need
hypnotizing. I'd be a willing participant.
Well, maybe a little coercion wouldn't be so bad?
If you're not hungry and you really are just sad,
I suppose you'll just have to tell good old elliott
what all the trouble is so she can make it better
[although my strip tease offer still stands, we'll just
have to wait until class is over for it to begin].
<3,
eli stafford d'eath - September 7, 2007 10:12 PM (GMT)
sugarbuns,
Wowee.. That was a long
note. I think you should get
an award for the longest
note written to one
Stafford Cassius d'eath.
Gold star for you love.
All of your tools? Just for little
ol' me? I knew there was a
reason why I liked you. Heh.
Striptease? Now that doesn't sound
half bad. Though, that would just
get me aroused and I don't think
you can keep up with me. Haha!
No. I'm not hungry nor sad. I just
got done arguing with revelin and you
know how that gets. I don't know
how he's my brother. I really don't.
love,
stafford elliott abercrombie - September 7, 2007 10:28 PM (GMT)
Staff-ee
I tend to get wordy, especially when I'm bored
So I'll try desperately hard to keep my response
short and to the point. Wow, already wordy.
Yes, all of my tools and yes, you are worth it.
Especially if you're feeling down. If you
weren't feeling down I suppose I would only
whip out a few of them, but it would have to
be a few of the really effective ones.
I keep up with you well enough on the
quidditch pitch. Who's to say I couldn't
elsewhere? I happen to think I'm very
quick and fox-like at all times. I suppose
I'd just need a chance to prove it to you.
Don't let your big bad brother get you down.
He's a total ass and honestly, you're better
than him in every way possible. It's pointless
to let him rub you the wrong way, although
I know you do. I'm sure no matter how many
times I tell you this, you'll never listen. I guess
you're just going to have to keep me around
so I can keep reminding you how wonderful
you really truly are.
WAS THAT TOO LONG?
<3,
ELI stafford d'eath - September 7, 2007 10:40 PM (GMT)
sugarbuns,
It's okay doll. I'm used
to your quirks by now.
Well, I'm glad to hear I'm worth
it. I'm looking forward to encountering
your many tools in your arsenal.
I would love to give you that chance
I know but he's my brother and
I'm suck with him, FOREVER! I
want a new brother. I'll be sure to keep
you around for as long as you shall live.
NO! IT WASN'T!
loveth,
staffeth elliott abercrombie - September 9, 2007 02:18 AM (GMT)
staff-a-lisciousI'm glad you have grown accustom to my quirks.
It certainly makes hanging around me much
more enjoyable, or so I'm told. I would just
as well assume that my quirks made me more
entertaining and, therefore, worthwhile to keep
around. As for my arsenal, it is at your full
disposal. Anytime.
Yes, family is forever. I suppose even more
so for you. I love my sister, but I suppose I
would go mad knowing that I would be
spending all of my existence [which is a
ridiculously long time for you] owing her
some kind of vow or duty toward her. Of
course, my sister isn't incredibly evil and
maliciously vindictive. I wouldn't want to
be in your shoes, your pants on the other
hand, but you know you at least have me
around for as long as you'll keep me.
Or, hopefully longer.
<3,
eli the great