Title: It's Your [L u c k y] Day
Description: -Jenna-
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 03:45 AM (GMT)
JennaHey you!
Down front. Yes, you!
Guess what??
I'm bored!! and you get
to entertain me!! Yay!!
Isn't this your lucky day?!!
I know it is. :tongue:
Now...do something...
entertaining....
- Asher jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 03:50 AM (GMT)
SMASHER ASHER,
you're bored? oh, that's dreadful really. it's
too bad that we couldn't sit by each other.
that would have had possibilities. how to
entertain you, how to entertain you. well...
how in the hell do you want me to entertain
you? it's not like i can exactly unbutton my
shirt and slouch backward -- then everyone
can see instead of just you. really, you need
to help me out here.
what if i made out with what's his face next to
me? he's cute, and i bet you binns would never
even notice. is that the entertainment you're
wanting?
JENNA JENNA FO FENNA
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 03:56 AM (GMT)
Jenna the HumorousWho said I wanted you
to unbutton your shirt
at all, my dear Jenna?
Do you think that simple
of me? Haha
I'm not looking for sexual
entertainment at the moment.
Maybe later. For now
I merely want someone to talk to
rather than focus on Binns.
Soo...what kind of undies you
wearing?? Haha, joking.
In all seriousness. What have you
been up to? I feel like we haven't talked
for like...an hour!
- Asher the Amusing jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 04:03 AM (GMT)
A BLAST FROM THE ASH
you're bored? oh, that's dreadful really. it's
well, if you would have wanted that sort
of entertainment, i could have gotten an
easy snog out of it, thank you very much.
my panties? holy moley. i think they're red.
-checks- yes, red. and very cute, if i do say
so myself. and don't go pulling the whole, 'i
wasn't seriously asking thing.' you so know
that you were wondering. want to see them
later?
what have i been up to? notes, flirting, notes,
flirting, watching binns float through his stool
podium thing, flirting. this guy next to me is
incredibly cute. maybe i should figure out his
name. you think?
what have you been up to this past hour? i'm
assuming it wasn't as entertaining as mine, since
you wrote me the note.
JENNAGOTSOMECUTEPANTIES
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 04:12 AM (GMT)
Sexy JennyHaha, I know. That's why
I turned it down. You gotta
learn some control, my dear.
*innocent face*
I really wasn't serious. Honest.
But now that I know, seeing them
wouldn't be too much of a thrill
half the fun is guessing.
So I'll pass for now. Maybe
another time.
If you want. I have no use for it
and I don't think it'll be
entertaining...unless of course
it's Joe-Bob or something.
Me? Sleeping. Chewing on my quill
and oh I was flirting with the pretty gryffie
sitting next to me for a while. She
wanted to play with my hair.
I love when girls do that, haha
It definitely put me to sleep.
She told me I looked adorable sleeping.
I'm bored talking to her though
so I wrote you a note. I'll get her name and arrange
another meeting later. So feel special
I decided I was bored enough to write
- The Adorable Asher jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 08:51 PM (GMT)
ASHBABY
she asked to play with your hair? wow. i
don't think i would have even asked. i
would have just started playing with it. but
then again, this is me we're talking about.
but i have to say that mine sounds a whole
lot more fun than yours was. flirting definitely
beats out sleeping. unless ... well, no. flirting
wins. on most cases. i guess. maybe. i don't
know.
you don't need her name though. i mean, you
have me, and what else could you ever ever
need? i'd play with your curls any day.
speaking of which (not really), have you talked
to mal at all today? i haven't seen him anywhere.
but then again, this is kind of normal for him. you
know what? i think i scare him sometimes. since,
you know, i talk a lot and he has monosyllabic
answers? oh well. if you find him, tell him i've gone
mal hunting and he can't hide for long. and if he
doesn't believe that, tell him i can smell testosterone
or something lame like that. i'll love you forever?
JENNASHMENNA
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 09:07 PM (GMT)
Jenna the EntertainerI wouldn't doubt it.
You have a habit of not
seeking permission for things
but so do I, so I suppose I can't
say anything, haha.
*shrugs* Meh.
I guess so. But it's ok now
cause you can keep me awake
What else could I need?
*thinks*
...a lot!
Just teasin, though I wouldn't
mind you playing with my hair
it's sooo relaxing
Nope, but I'm sure I will later.
Trust me, you can't scare him
He has to live with me
remember??
Well...maybe you can a bit.
Hmm...do you have the hots
for my brother???
I'll tell him you're lookin
for him though
- Asher the Great jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 09:17 PM (GMT)
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
(i couldn't think of a lame name. sorry)
you are just teasing. no one can live without
some of me. wait. that came out so wrong. ha.
oh well. if you don't think of that in a dirty way,
it totally makes sense. really. trust me. reread it
again and pretend you're a nun or something.
i think they have clean minds. right? but then
again ...
JUST PRETEND YOU'RE MALCOM AND READ
IT.
he doesn't get anything like that when i say it.
actually, i don't think he absorbs a lot of the
things i say. oh well. he still loves me.
do you seriously think i have the hots for him?
no offense to your brother or anything, but he's
probably one of the guys that don't appeal to
me that way. why? would that bother you if i did?
haha. you wouldn't be jealous, would you? i mean,
come on.
YOU KNOW WHO I AM
(i think it kind of worked)
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 09:26 PM (GMT)
Blonde Chick......
HAHAHAHA
naughty blondie with
her dirty thoughts.
I bet me and mal are the
only two that haven't had
'some of you'
and we're living just fine thanks.
I still care about ya though!
I think he blocks out a lot of things
I'm sure he'll begin recovering from
that now that Rosie is back
jealous?? of mal??
hahaha
sure he's a great guy
but no
I'm too proud for that
besides, why would I be jealous
if you liked him? you like
a lot of guys, just the way I like
a lot of girls
- Awesome Dude jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 10:00 PM (GMT)
CURLY-CUE
you are not living just fine. you're living a life
horribly bereft of your oh so special jen jen.
you need me, face it. your life would be so dull
that you could like, drink it and have enough
to drown in.
...
never mind. you're just sorely in some need of
some jenna.
SPEAKING OF JENNA. did you hear about how
she walked into a door this morning. in fact, it was
the one that belongs to the classroom she's currently
in right this very moment. HILARIOUS. I KNOW.
anyways. back to the point. you so totally know
that you would spew jealousy all over the place. i
know, i know, i should be used to it by now, seeing
as men tend to do that when i show interest in some-
one that doesn't happen to be then. BUT I'M NOT.
don't spew jealousy, please. ooze, maybe, but never
spew. that's just nasty. and you don't like a lot of
girls -- you just think you do. really, you only have
eyes for me.
JENJEN
[[she is just playing with him now in her jenna sort of way. she doesn't think/know that he might like her, and she probably doesn't realize that she likes him just yet.]] asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 10:12 PM (GMT)
Jenny BillyI could easily go without
the likes of you around
unlike some of the guys here
besides, there have been several years
I've spent without you
'I'm sure that I could last more
Actually I hadn't! But I'm highly amused
now that I have. Maybe you're the one
that needs glasses and not m-
...mal...
*laughs*
I don't get jealous of people. Especially not over
girls. And if you must know, I do have an actual
crush or two. But they aren't for you to know.
Not even mal knows, so :tongue:
- Ashy
[haha, ok] jenna sloper - September 5, 2007 10:43 PM (GMT)
A-A-A-ASH
you are lying so much that your nose is
practically at my shoulder. you know you
couldn't live with out me. face it. you need
me.
why does mal need glasses? i thought he
could see just fine?
AND AREN'T YOU BEING A BUNDLE OF
JOY. really ash, you can't keep things like
this away from me. you have crushes, you
have to spill to me. it's like, one of those
unwritten laws that everyone knows but
never bother to write down because they
are so sacred. so, that being said, you do
have to tell me who my curly haired friend
has the hots for now. really. you could go
to jail for breaking this law. do you want to
have your soul sucked out simply for not
spilling an eensey, weensey crush with your
dearest and most loved jenna?
I THOUGHT NOT. so spill, mister, or i'll set...
something on you. as soon as i figure it out, i'll
let you know. but, you should know that it
will be vicious. so watch out.
J-J-J-JENNY
asher goldstein - September 5, 2007 10:57 PM (GMT)
Jen-izzlePfft
Me? Lie?
I think not.
I don't need you
though I will admit
having you around is enjoyable
sometimes
.....
um...forget I said anything
Noooooo
I cannot tell you
my dear friend
even if they do take me away
revealing my secret lovers
name would surely cause me to
suffer a fate far worse!
haha
besides...why does it matter so
much? You the jealous one now?
*smirks*
- Ash-izzle jenna sloper - September 6, 2007 01:24 AM (GMT)
-takes a while for the note to come back-ASSISH ASH
you are completely insufferable, ash. i ask
you a simple question and you can't even
answer it. really. is it all that hard just to write
their names down? no. i think not.
completely insufferable. and saying i'm jealous.
you're ridiculous. why would you ever even
think that?
you're ridiculous.
JENNIMA
asher goldstein - September 6, 2007 01:53 AM (GMT)
JenOh come on Jen
we both know you'd
never let me live them down
if you knew
I'd be giving you ammo
to use against me
with no dirt on you
tell ya what
you give me a few
names of the guys you have
hots for and i'll give you mine
fair trade.
how about a top 10 list?
starting with guys you really
like and on down
I dunno. I'm getting the vibe from
your sudden shortness with me
it's alright to be jealous ya know
I know everyone is, haha
seriously though
I don't want you too upset with me
so I'll drop it...
- Ash jenna sloper - September 6, 2007 02:08 AM (GMT)
ASHASHASH
oh, you know i would never taunt you about
them. not all the time. maybe once or twice. or
three or four times. but you'd do the same to me.
am i right? i thought so. and you have plenty of
dirt on me. hell, i walked into a door just a
little bit ago. in front of everyone. how humiliating
is that? "hey guys, maybe the whore has an std
that's made her go blind!" and all that other stuff
i've told you. you have PLENTY, mister. haha.
you think i'm going to give you my list first? yeah
right. it's yours first, buddy, or none at all. and
you know that you want to see my list. it's killing you
not knowing who exactly is in my top ten. yeah,
i'm telepathic too.
so yours first, mister ash.
JENJENJEN
asher goldstein - September 6, 2007 02:27 AM (GMT)
Blue Eyed GirlYou running into that door isn't dirt.
The whole class saw it but me
cause I was asleep
don't call yourself a 'whore' either
it's such a vulgar word to associate
yourself with, besides you not
Mine first??? Ugh...fine
but you better not back out
after you get mine. Understand?
Good. Counting down from TEN.
>>ten. jada vaisey
>>nine. roxana pucey
>>eight. semyezza selwyn
>>seven. olive leostat
>>six. savannah montague
>>five. katy sullivan
>>four. cordelia d'eath
>>three. jenna sloper
>>two. elliott abercrombie
>>one. sophia dearborn
There, happy now?
- Gray Eyed Boy
[he's definitely lying about her spot on the list. Currently tied with one, but doesn't know yet, lol] jenna sloper - September 6, 2007 02:48 AM (GMT)
ASHMAN
okay. so it isn't dirt per say. it's close enough. fine.
it isn't dirt. whatever. it was still pretty freaking
funny, you know?
fine, fine, fine. here goes. but you have to figure out
which way i counted, up or down. and i'm only going
to give you five. just because.
james potter
asher goldstein
james bludd
dominic macmillian
this kid next to me
there. have fun with it.
JENNAWOMAN
[it's from top to bottom, one to five. and he definitely should be over james, but she isn't going to put that.] asher goldstein - September 6, 2007 03:01 AM (GMT)
JeNsTeRHaha, yea I assume it was hilarious
it upsets me I missed it
That's easy. Top to bottom
I had a feeling James would
rank the top
I always knew you too
had a thing for each other
with all that bickering
about who's hotter
haha
- AsHeR jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 02:11 AM (GMT)
ASHBASH
how do you know i haven't fallen madly in love
with this new guy next to me? i mean, he is mega
gorgeous. of course, you can't see him that well,
only the back of his godlike hair. i think i might
touch it. see if it feels divine. give me a second.
oh my heavens. it is divine. i think i might have
caught him off guard though. did you see? but
his name is walter. walt. wally. uhm. i'll just have
to call him alex or something that's not walter.
JENNAMOMENNA
asher goldstein - September 7, 2007 02:22 AM (GMT)
My Dear JennaOh come on
we both know i'm not that far
down the list.
Meh, his hair is ok
I like mine better
his looks...not as fluffy
Haha, yea
I thinkyou scared him
Walter?
Ew, I don't like it
let's call him...
Al
He looks like an Al
- Ash jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 02:30 AM (GMT)
FASHION
oh. his hair is divine. trust me. even you would
be jealous of that mop of hair. yours is nice, but
his is really good.
but yes. his name is walter. walter. walter. walter.
i think it's kind of growing on me. uhm. maybe.
sort of. walter. walter. walter. walter. yeah. kind of.
so maybe he could be wal -- a combination of walter
and al/alex? hmm. i think he has a great name in the
making. don't you?
and why do you think you're higher on the list?
you're one below what you set me as if that's the
case. hoping you'd be higher or something, mister?
IMAJEN
(get it? instead of imagine?)
asher goldstein - September 7, 2007 02:42 AM (GMT)
The Jennanatorpfft
whatever you say
if you prefer his over
mine, there's not much
to do/say about it
his to his own I guess
or in your case her
meh, maaaybe
Wal.
Hmm...
it doesn't appeal to me
but it really doesn't matter
he's your soon to be boy toy
I was just...
haha, nevermind
It doesn't really matter
where I am on your list
anyways. Besides the way you
constantly flirt with James
I figured he'd be a lot higher
than five
- The Ashanator jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 02:50 AM (GMT)
ASHY, M'BOY
how do you know he isn't already my boy
toy? i don't see you having x-ray vision. can't
exactly see everything, could you? hmm? haha.
and i flirt with everyone, buddy. but i guess i'll admit
it. you were right. i just felt like being contrary because
it's so fun to watch you try and reason with me. i love
it.
do you know what? whoever thought up double
history of magic should be avada kedavra'd. and then
castrated. really. i can't believe we have another three
quarters of an hour left. i think i might die if i don't
keep writing to you. for seriously.
you're my lifesaver.
JENNY, YA'GIRL
asher goldstein - September 7, 2007 03:08 AM (GMT)
[Insert Witty Name]....
EWWW
I don't wanna even
think about what you
might be doing to him
I know this
but James especially
pfft
it's not that entertaining
and ha!
I knew I was right!
That's right, you owe me
big time. I agree though
they should be shot.
Castrated is extreme
I'd wish that on no one
*cringes*
Say...what do you think my chances
are with Sophia?
Honest opinion...
- Ash jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 03:13 AM (GMT)
LIFESAVER
haha. you took that one and ran with it. i love how
you assume it's something dirty. hahaha.
i could wish castrated on someone. easily. but then again,
i probably couldn't imagine the pain. oh well. sucks for
you and not for me. haha.
and honestly? ...i have no idea. i don't really know he
that well. what do you think your chances are?
after all, that's what really matters. i can't tell you, because
what if i'm wrong, and you do have a chance with her. or
if i say you do have a chance at her and i'm wrong again,
and you don't? i'm not really good with these things.
LIFESAVEDBYASH
asher goldstein - September 7, 2007 03:22 AM (GMT)
Damsel in DistressWell when talking
about boy toys
it usually is dirty
pretty sure you aren't
talking about GI Joes
or some toy cars
*shivers*
It would be horrible
girls haven't the slightest clue
hmm...
you're right
you're no help.
haha, kidding
I guess...I dunno
I don't think I have much of
one. She's 18, what 18 yr old female
would consider going with
a 16 yr old? That's jail bait
right? I think it is
besides I'm out of her league
but enough of that
I wish I had some candy....
- Your Knight in Shining Armor jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 03:34 AM (GMT)
ASHER
oh. you're so silly. think outside the box, buddy.
think outside the box and graduate to the circle out-
side it. and then, you might even move on to the
pentagon, and then a bigger box, and then a triangle.
there are so many shapes to think in it's great. i'm so
outside the box that i'm back in it.
yeah. that's definitely right.
ah, man. don't be such a downer. downers are so
unfun to be around. except mal. i can make an exception
for him. hell, his nickname even means bad. maybe he
needs a new nickname like bene. i think i'll start calling him
that now. i so call dibs on creation rights.
what do you need candy for? i'm candy enough.
JENGERCANDYSOMETHING
asher goldstein - September 7, 2007 03:45 AM (GMT)
CandymangirlWoooow
Jenna knows lots of
shapes!!! Snaps for her!!
Haha, maybe I'd rather
be in a pyramid? Or a
cylinder?
You know...a box isn't
just a shape...it's many
you can't get into a triangle
it has only 2 dimensions
Bene? Eww, spanish
I hate spanish
so you can have that
I'll stick with Bro
That can be taken so many
different ways
*trys to sensor dirty thoughts*
I will admit, you're nice eye candy
dunno about how you taste...
*cracks up*
- Sugar Deprived Kid jenna sloper - September 7, 2007 09:40 PM (GMT)
ASHSMASH
bene is latin too. i think. it means good. then he wouldn't
be a downer. he'd be an ... upper? that sounds really strange.
right? bene is nice. mal is bad. maybe he should have been
benecolm instead of malcolm. yeah. benecolm. his name must
have doomed him from the start. time for a change, yeah?
and if you don't know how i taste, maybe you should just
find out.
JENGLENSHMEN
asher goldstein - September 8, 2007 03:35 AM (GMT)
Jenna BabyAre you saying his name
cursed him? Quite possibly
I mean, look at me
Asher means Fortunate/Happy
and Reese means Passionate
I think I'm a bit of all three
Dunno if I like Benecolm though
why not...sun shine
hahahaha
he'd looove that
Find out? Hmmm....
there's a thought. Maybe
someday, but for now I shall
pass. I wouldn't want you getting
addicted to my taste, haha
- Ashy Baby jenna sloper - September 8, 2007 05:18 PM (GMT)
ASHISOUTOFHISMIND
okay. sun shine is much cuter. could you imagine how
he'd react if we called him that? PRICELESS. oh, i'm laughing
just thinking about it. oh, it'll be fantastic.
you are insane. you'll get addicted to me. haha.
you know it's true. that's really what you're afraid of, right?
JENNAMIGHTBEOUTOFHERMINDTOO
asher goldstein - September 8, 2007 05:25 PM (GMT)
Jennaesmuylocohaha, I really think
we should start calling him
that. He wouldn't say anything
for while but eventually
he'd get annoyed
Yes, that is spanish
that's how ridiculous
you sound. Me?!
The Asher Goldstein
addicted to you?!
That'd be so insane
I have to use Spanish
to describe it. I'm not afraid
of the impossible
- Ashesmuyintelligente jenna sloper - September 9, 2007 04:13 AM (GMT)
LAD
uhm, you totally know that you would get addicted
to me. easy. one taste and you'd be hooked. admit it,
you know you would, and you're too chicken to find
out to see if you're right.
BAWKBAWKBAWK.
LASS
asher goldstein - September 9, 2007 05:13 AM (GMT)
ChickPlease. You have no clue
what you're talking about
I'm not a chicken
and in case you haven't noticed
I'm not as weak as some of the males
around here. Getting hooked has never
been a problem for me
I'm not the one who needs a shag
Every other night in order not
to spontaneously combust
- Rooster