Title: oh, please
Description: tag to the open
persephone longbottom - September 3, 2007 12:49 AM (GMT)
the person who is sitting three rows in front of me and one chair to the right,
would you mind telling
me what it is we are studying?
i broke attention to the
professor to watch what i thought
was a baggedtailed snorfblat, but
alas i was mistaken and now am
quite lost on what it is he is
blabbering about.
thank you.
yours truly,
persy longbottom james potter - September 3, 2007 01:10 AM (GMT)
Persy, love;Yeah I have no idea.
My punishment for my latest little...
"escapade" as the professor called it,
is to stay in for a sixth year class while
he thinks of an actual punishment.
which, i really think this is punishment
enough. Srsly, I mean...c'mon...
history of magic is...boring as fuck.
-- JP.for me cause i hate having to re-do codings. | CODE |
[size=2][color=black][font=georgia][b]Persy, love;[/b][LIST]Yeah I have no idea.
My punishment for my latest little...
"escapade" as the professor called it,
is to stay in for a sixth year class while
he thinks of an actual punishment.
which, i really think this is punishment
enough. Srsly, I mean...c'mon...
history of magic is...boring as fuck.
[/LIST][b]-- JP.[/b][/color][/font][/size] |
persephone longbottom - September 3, 2007 01:15 AM (GMT)
james dear,
i thought i saw you saunter
in at the beginning of class! i
didn't ask because i was afraid
i was going to be wrong.
really? was he that strived
for original ideas that he
thought "aha! i bet no one
thought to make a child sit
through one of my classes!
that'll teach him." i never
thought a professor could
think so little of himself.
interesting.
history of magic is quite
important! just think, we
could stop what happened
in the past from repeating
it's self by just learning from
our past mistakes. have you
never thought of it that way,
dear? at least, that's what one
of my so called friends snapped
at me one day when i fell asleep
and started snoring. i hate this
class very much so.
but i'm very glad you're here!
at least i have a friend here now.
persy love james potter - September 3, 2007 01:43 AM (GMT)
Persy, love;Yes, that was it, exactly.
I wonder if he hated History of
Magic when he had to sit through it.
I wonder what all teachers thought
of their subjects when they were learning
it. I wonder if McGonagol ever thought...
pft, what good will transfiguration be in
my life? It'd be amusing to see a young
McGonagol, actually.
I think you're learning about the third
goblin rebellion in the same week of
1750, or something. Whatever. I'm going
to stage a goblin rebellion, get dressed up
and everything. I'll make sure to take pictures,
or have them taken for you.
Poooorrr Persephone, you don't have
any other friends besides me, -sigh-
-- JP. persephone longbottom - September 3, 2007 01:53 AM (GMT)
dearest jamesey,
i don't know how he
couldn't. i mean, really now.
who does actually think they're
going to teach this when
they're older? i hope i don't
teach this. i'd kill myself with
my own boring voice.
oh, would you please? at
least something entertaining
would happen. hey, you could
even borrow the skirt i made
for you! it'd be perfect. you
could be the goblins of curtinania,
and all good respecting goblins
wear skirts made out of curtains.
and the flashy-ier the fabric,
the more important you are.
a. do not call me persephone.
i am not the ruler of the under-
world, and i am not married to
hades.
and b. you're not my only
friend. all my friends just happen
to be older than me. or not in my
class. you're just one of my best
friends. sorry to burst your
bubble, my dearest jamesy.
PERSY james potter - September 3, 2007 01:56 AM (GMT)
persy;YOU ARE FUCKING MARRIED TO HADES IF YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THE BLOODY SKIRT.
...nuff said.
-- James. persephone longbottom - September 3, 2007 01:47 PM (GMT)
dearest, wonderful james,
FINE! i'll stop! only
because i love you so
very much. but i swear,
if you offer me any sort
of a pomegranate, i will
shove it up your ass and
then you'll be married to
hades. but please don't
ever make me do that.
i like you up here, thank
you. AND NOT BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
i have lots of friends, and
one sweet boyfriend. so,
there.
persy wersy james potter - September 6, 2007 02:53 AM (GMT)
Persy, love;...you tend to scare me sometimes.
i mean that really and truly, longbottom.
...BOYFRIEND?! who is this boyfriend?
i have to make sure he's good enough
for you. because honestly, I might have
to scare him off if he's not.
-- james le sex god. persephone longbottom - September 6, 2007 03:46 AM (GMT)
james the SWEETEST guy,
i tend to have that effect on
people. not my fault i have an
overbearing personality. have you
met my parents?
well ...
not yet ...
i hope he will be ...
you know simon pritchard, right?
perseywerseyfersy james potter - September 6, 2007 04:06 AM (GMT)
Persy, love;Yes I've met your parents.
That has nothing to do with
how terrifying you are, Perse.
...you don't need to be thinking
about boys. go put on your bonnet
and go to church, Miss Longbottom.
-- james bond. persephone longbottom - September 6, 2007 04:44 AM (GMT)
james "bond",
... well ... if you see my
mother in her "the world is
stupid and i shall rid the world
of all the stupidity" ... she's
the most scary thing on this earth.
but i'm happy to know that you're
threatened by me. makes me happy.
oh PLEASE. i can have a boyfriend if
i want too. you don't like me talking about
all the girls you date and whatnot. so there.
QUEEN persy