to the lucky person who gets this,

first off, i'd like to introduce you to alfonso,
yes you bloke - it's my owl. he's lovely and
adorable, and you shall love him, or you'll
be sent to the stocks. ok, not really. but a piece
of advise - feed him or he'll start to peck you,
and really, it does hurt. if you choose not to heed
my advice, however; don't complain when you feel
the aftermath.

anywho, i'm bored and obvoiusly alfie has chosen
you to save me. i really do hope he's made a good
choice. he's a brilliant owl, slightly like myself, so really
- i'm not worried, not at all. so all brilliant chosen person,
how might you be this fine and rainy afternoon? i guess
i'd say i'm quite alright. my hair's a bit flat and my
head sort of hurts, but really - life does go on.


-- c. weasley