Title: ice tea imported from england
Description: to: a boy, preferably
audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 09:24 AM (GMT)
hey you, yea you!
look down here! yay for you! -claps-
i'm pretty damn bored. so, how about
you entertain me?! sound good?!
xoxo
audriana
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 03:20 PM (GMT)
Audriana,
Excuse me? Do I look
like some performing
monkey? I think not.
You shall entertain me.
-Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 03:22 PM (GMT)
Ivan
And I look like one? Right.
I don't think I shall be entertaining
you today, hon. Maybe you should
like...pull your underwear up over
your head. That would make me
giggle a bit. Don't you want to see
me happy?
Audriana
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 03:31 PM (GMT)
Audriana,
Did I say that? No. If
you looked like a monkey
then I would have blatantly
told you so. Why would I
do something like that? That's
something that Weasley boy
would do. I have other ways
that can make you happy.
~Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 03:33 PM (GMT)
ivan
then why aren't you doing them?
would you like me to get violent?
because you and i both know that
i can get rather violent when i'm not
happy. so, how about you make me
happy right now? what did you have
in mind, hm?
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 03:38 PM (GMT)
audri,
You know I don't mind
violence. If you didn't
resist me then you would
have found out long ago.
~Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 03:40 PM (GMT)
ivan
-rolls eyes- if it's sex you want,
give it up, hon. i'm too experienced
for you. -smirks- plus, i don't think
you could handle it. vampires are
known for crazy sex, you know?
haha. anyways. my answer is no
if you're talking about sex. sorry, babe.
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 03:48 PM (GMT)
audri,
Too experienced? Give me a
break love. I do know.
Don't think I'm some
virginal boy that doesn't
know what hole to put
it in. What about something
else?
~Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 03:50 PM (GMT)
ivan
never said you were a virginal boy,
ivan, dearest. and yes, more experienced.
i have many, many years on you, hon.
you're forgetting how long i've been
alive...or...dead? whatever. what else
did you have in mind? i'll consider it
if you tell me.
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 03:56 PM (GMT)
audri,
Touche. I'll give you
that. Maybe one day
you'll find out if you stop
resisting me like you always
do. Am I that revolting to
you? Hm?
~Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 03:59 PM (GMT)
ivan
I "resist" you because I don't
have any feelings for you. Nothing
at all except maybe a pinch of hate.
Like how you always seem to make
me mad just to make me violent.
I know you do it because of that,
yet I can never control myself.
How in the hell do you do that,
anyway? I've always wondered that.
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 04:06 PM (GMT)
audri,
You say that now... One day
love. One day.
I have my ways. We'll
just leave it at that.
~Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 04:08 PM (GMT)
ivan
no, not one day. it'll never
happen. you'll die, i won't.
and you know what? we still
would have never been together.
and still would have never felt
anything towards you. so, i don't
know why you don't drop it.
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 04:13 PM (GMT)
audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 04:19 PM (GMT)
ivan
thanks you. now. entertainment.
how about doing something to
the professor? funny enough for
you?
audri
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 04:25 PM (GMT)
audri,
I think I can manage that.
~Ivan
Ivan looks at the professor and with a swish of his hand, the professors clothes turn to a dress, shoes turn to stilettos, brown hair turns to long red locks. He falls over in heels. Class laughs and Ivan looks over to Audri and winks. audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 04:29 PM (GMT)
ivan
wow i'm impressed!
that was rather funny.
congrats, ivan, you've made me happy.
audri
-smirks and winks back at ivan-
ivan dolohov - September 2, 2007 04:31 PM (GMT)
audri,
I'm glad I could be
of service.
Ivan audriana leostat - September 2, 2007 04:37 PM (GMT)
ivan
yes, well, now that i'm in a good
mood. what would you like to do?
-smirks- since i'm sure you're bored
out of your mind.
audri
ivan dolohov - September 3, 2007 02:28 AM (GMT)
audri,
I don't know. We're stuck
in this class and I would suggest
things but you have all these
restrictions and what not. So, you
suggest something.
ivan audriana leostat - September 3, 2007 03:20 AM (GMT)
ivan
how about we ditch class?
say yes and i know how to
distract him. maybe it'll
involve taking my clothes off.
maybe it'll distract you, too.
-winks- just kidding, hon.
well...about the clothes thing.
but, i've got an idea to
distract him. so, what do you
say?
audri
ivan dolohov - September 3, 2007 05:59 AM (GMT)
audri,
Yes. I hate to say it
but I'll go anywhere with
you. Well.. That's stretching it.
It would distract me. I say go
for it.
ivan