I do some of my best writing in my diary, so I decided to start putting some of my diary entries up here. It takes a lot for me to put such personal things on here, but I hope it'll be worth it!

October 20, 2005
Dear Diary,


Well, there was no more room on my other diary file, so I guess this is my new one. It seems so empty. Oh well I guess I’ll just pick up from where I left off. I’m still constipated, it’s been almost three weeks now. Sure I’ve had some little episodes of relief but nothing dramatic. I finally got a possum! I have to hide him in my room though. He smells a little but not as much as me, so I don’t mind. I’ll have to remember to feed him, he eats even more than me! Let’s see, what else has happened recently? I won a lettuce eating contest! Mmm! I love lettuce!!! There’s nothing in the world I love more than lettuce! It’s just so crisp and crunchy and fresh!! I think I’ll write a poem about lettuce:

Lettuce is good
I eat it when I could
It tastes much better than wood
I love it after it’s chewed
I eat it in the nude
And make people say “Oood!”

Well I think that describes my love for lettuce pretty well. You know the other day I was eating a head of lettuce at the grocery store, (sometimes I eat it there when I’m low on cash, and really need to eat some) I was sitting under the produce counter as usual, and I got this amazing idea for lettuce flavored ice-cream! Wouldn’t that be awesome!?! I think I’ll invent it. It can’t be that hard, I’ll just put it in the blender with some milk and ice. I can’t wait I think I’ll try that tomorrow! Well I have to go now, I need some lettuce, and if I wait too long it’ll be late and that’s when a lot of the other veggie-munchers go to the store. I’ll write again soon!

~Michelle~

P.S. I was looking at my name and I’ve decided it just doesn’t suit me. I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I’d rather be known as Dandelion Cloud, it’s much more me.

well that was random LMAO