~Chapter 1~Part 1

I have always wanted to be a writer. No, correction, I have always wanted to be the first teenage author. I want to write a fantastic bestselling novel that people everywhere love. I want it to be something everyone could enjoy, not just boys and not just girls. Something...interesting. Something...different.
I swear I've read about 1,000 books about average girls who over throw the popular girls and get the guy they want, etc. It's so lame, the best books I've read are either about gays/lesbians or popular girls. The one's abut the normal girls are alright sometimes, but the really good ones are the ones that are truely unique. There shuold really be a book about a really popular girl who finds out she's a lesbian and is having issues with whether to come out of the closet or not. Oh wait...that's what this story's about...silly me.

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so true btw.

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~Chapter 1~Part 2

I should explain myself a little better. But I don't really feel like it. You'll just have to read the story and find out for yourself.

I like it! Very different!

Chapter 1~part 3

So anyway, I already let slip the plot. Not exactly the smartest thing to do. Well, let's just say you never heard that. Sorry, I'm a little crazy right now, it's 1:00 am and I've just had several cups of coffee. It was really good coffee to! French Roast, yumm. Anyway, on to the point. Well let's see, I said I'd explain myself better, so I think I'll start there.

I love writing. I guess I'm probably a little better at writing essays then I am at writing stories, but oh well. I'll give this a whirl. Let's see here, I'm 15 years old, a sophmore, and I live in the largest city in my state. Which isn't saying much. My parents are always running into people from their childhood. They'll see some sales person in Nordstrom's and be all, "Oh my gosh, it's Mary Smith! I haven't seen you since our 10 year reunion!" Pretty much everywhere we go one of them recognizes someone. Or someone recognizes them. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't know, Nordstom is a department store. It's like Macy's only better quality, and more clothes and less...other stuff.

Yeah, so anyway, back to talking about myself. I feel that I should fill you in, because this story is not about me...not exactly. I mean, I was there, I'm just not really a main character or anything. Sorry, I keep getting ahead of myself. Now, to actually describe me. I'm short, I'm about 5'3" to 5'4"ish and a pretty average body figure. Except my boobs have outgrown me, but again, not the point. Like all teenage girls I think I'm fat, not obese or anything, but my stomach needs to shrink a little. I'm thinking about dieting. Uhh, let's see here, what else can I say about my self? I have greeny hazel eyes and brown hair with carmel streaks. And as for my personality, well, you'll find that through my writing ;).

haven't seen you here in foreever.

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Chapter 1~part 4

Okay, I suppose that I should start the story now. I mean, I've wasted a 4-part chapter to tell you about myself. Anyways, on to the story I suppose.



Chapter 2~part 1

Our story starts with a Miss Shirley Serenity Hundington, an 8th grader at Lakeford Middle School. Of course, she, being your average spoiled, bratty 13 year old girl, hated her name. So she goes by Sarah. However, most people called her Double S.H behind her back. Only that doesn't just stand for her initials. It also stands for Shitty Slutty Hoe. That in it's self describes a lot about little Miss Sarah. Let's just leave it at that for now.

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that in itself.