ok this is how it goes: the first person makes a wish, the next warps it, and makes another one (i.e i say i wish i was tall, and the next says you get taller, but then get stuck in ur house.)

i wish i was a king

Granted, but you are overthrown

i wish my friend had a WoW gamecard to top up his acc

Granted. An arrow he fires becomes real and lodges in your lungs.

I wish I could wing-suit jump whenever I wanted.

Granted but you turn into a flying squirrel

I wish I had more sleep

Granted, but you're in a coma.

(I like that signature, by the way.)

I wish I had a million dollars in solid gold.

Granted but it's stolen.

I wish I had a third eye that could see in to the future.

Granted, but when you did, you wished you didn't.

I wish I was the smartest person around.

(That didn't make sense)

Granted but you can never go out in public because your head is too heavy for you to move.

I wish I could speak in the languages of all the animals and life forms in existance and still speak my own without any problems.

Granted, but you go mute.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

Granted, but they are all thinking dark thoughts about you.

I wish that I was the greatest general to exist upon this Earth.

Granted, but you get assasinated in action. I wish I was the Dark lord of Eternal Night.

Granted, but everything turns to light.

I wish I had a better boyfriend.

Granted, but it wasn't much of an improvement. I wish I had a life.

Granted, but I shoot you in the face! :o

Raz, you didn't wish...

I wish Raz had made a wish.

Now wasn't that just plain silly? I need to get involved in the Danvers County RPing...

Granted but she wishes that you were banned.

I wish everybody liked waffles.

But then the world drowns in syrup

I wish i had a time machine! :D

Granted but you cause a time paradox and your head explodes.

I wish your head exploded and everybody was fine afterwards but you.

granted but you have to clean up the mess

i wish i lived somewhere else

Granted, but 'somewhere else' is atop a landfill.

I with I had a cookie right now.

granted, but the cookie is stale.

I wish I had a tricked out ride.

Granted, but it is deemed non-streetworthy and confiscated by the authorities.

I wish I had a job.

(I've eaten stale cookies before, by the way. It doesn't bug me. As long as they're not to the point where they are moldy, it's alright. And yes, I already know I'm wierd.)

Granted, but your fired.

I wish I liked stale cookies like you.

(He never said he liked them he said he could bear them)

Granted but you only like stale cookies.

I wish you only liked stale cookies.

(Nobody be bashin' my brother up in here!)

Granted, but I get sick and die, spreading a disease that soon destroys the world!Mwuahhahahah!

I wish there was no such thing as a stale cookie.

Granted but you starve without food (look to last wish warp)

I wish I was a real Lyken and the only supernatural being in the world.

granted, but your hunted down.

I wish I was a triangle.

Granted but your put on a piece of paper and drawn on by kids in a math class who are bored.

I wish that my wishes weren't warped.

Granted. They're twisted instead. See the difference?

I wish my back didn't hurt so much right now. It's annoying.

Granted but it doesn't 'hurt so much'; it breaks. See the difference?

(Change my last thing, nobody but me be bashin my bro up here!)

I wish I was professional football player.

Granted, but you die in a work-related accident.

I wish I had a truck to drive.

granted...but it sucks.

I wish I was no longer susceptible to pain.

Granted, but that's only because you can't feel anything.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but you do so while running from head hunters.

I wish I was a head-hunter.

Granted, but you end up being hunted yourself

I wish I was rich and famous (lol, like that would ever happen)

Granted, but you end up being Bill Gates, and nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I was a mod!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAH!

Granted, but everyone hates you and your powers are stripped.

I wish I owned (but did not use) a solid gold plane.

Granted, but the landing supports break and it falls on you.

I wish I owned a vacation home in New Zealand.

Granted but it is confiscated by law enforcement for believed drug-trafficing.

I wish I trafficed drugs via a man made of paper.

(I'm tired, I know.)