The rules are simple, just make a sentence or two describing how you'd like to die. It has to be crazy though! I'll go first.

I'd like to be trampled to death by fat chickens

:lol:

I'd find out the meaning of life, and my head would explode.

I'd like to drown in my cereal!

I'd like to cut down the modly birch tree and have it fall on me.

I would like to like to be ran over by vehicals in traffic starting by getting hit by the smallest vehical first to the biggest last.

I would like to be lit on fire and drwoned in a pool of salt!

I'd like to drown in a pool of Jello

I'd like to die right after discovering the secret to immortality.

Id like do die during an attempt at eating my own head...

I'd like to die of laughter.

Id like to die blowing myself up along with the invading aliens space craft, saving humanity.

I'd like to dance around on a lawn of fire..
Then have my mother call 911, so a firetruck comes.. But it accidentaly runs me over.

try to eat a live octopus and choke.

(haha, i didn't make this one up, they do it in Japan)

I'd like to die by laughing m'butt off.

>_>

Id like to die by ninja :ph43r:

ran over by a nun riding her bicycle

id like to die by having my face stuck in a deep frier
you would drown, burn, and suffocate all at the same time!