Playing against a WE friend (Tarag, the poser), my skinks ran down his wild rider general. I thought you all should know.
---Baran

so both of my friends orc and gobo wizzards blew up on the first turn from mistcast in a 1000 pt battle

But skinks! In combat! Winning 400 vps! Why!
---Baran

Now I feel I have to clarify, they were also being charged by 16 temple guard and 15 saurus in the flank

PS Im back

You'd think you would have learned what the different forum sections are for, Baran.

Yeah yer twit (beats Baran with 2x4 with nail in it, coverd in cheese)

Your a Mod, for pity sake start acting like one!

Whenever I post somehting, it inevitably gets moved. *Sigh*. I thought, seeing as this was spam, it should be in the OT section....
---Baran

It isent spam, really as you are discussing Warhammer Fantasy, OT is for stuff with no relation whatsoever to GW or GW games.

like the terry prattchet sig!
anyway..... ive seen skinks run down 6 grail knights with lord....... which was interestingly, it happens from time to time...........

Funny story.

Yhetee unit are able to jump a Slann sitting in the corner of the table twidelling his thumbs, i attack, and attack and attack and the Slann just seems un able to die...

Next few turns Gorger jumps in, fails to hit with any attacks and later gets his head kicked in by the slann. The Yhetees also are beaten by the Slann.

He was 2nd Gen, but that was ridiculus! They should have less CC power... Or less T in combat or somthing, its nearly impossible for somthing that is not a Cannon/Bolt thrower to hurt the damn thing.

Um, the slann don't attack. That cute little skink does :).
---Baran

In that case i will hunt down the skink and then torture it until it shouts "BAGGGINSS!!!!!!! SHIRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" out of its nostrils.

What? What did i do wrong?

(gets pwned by Peter Jackson with chainsaw holding copyright contract)

Anyway, as this post is utter Spam on my part im going to ask, anymore weird stories?

Ya. There was once this weird brit who was chased by peter jackson with a chanisaw, holding a copyright thigny.
:D
---Baran

heheheheheheheh. yeh, i have a funny story. I ran a unit of 12 knights (bret) into a wood elf bunch of around 10 archers. (i cant remember it was a while ago) not one of my knights hit, but every horse caused a casualty, thus completely annialating them. from that day one he gives my knights a stupidly wide berth its untrue. they rarely get into combat against his WE because hes always runs from them-like the women he (not) is.

oh i have one! my 5 goblin wolf riders charged 20 empire greatswords, and killed 12 before they were finally cut down :D

AoAlgebra :lol:

i think i took out a black coach one turn one with a trebuchet (they are innaccurate bastards) which i was happy about. The next turn it hit his VC and did some serious damage, and the next turn it... misfired and tore itself to pieces. I won.

i chasrged a lone treekin ancient into 4 kroxigors and the tree won!!!!!!!!!!!
muwuwhahahaaaaa............. :D

i also killed a giant with 6 waywatchers (6 sixes)
muwuwhahahaaaaa............. :D

In my last battle (with my lizardmen against chaos khorne) there where some strange things.

A group of 12 scouting skinks hid behind a tree near my enemy's deployment zone (at a distance which is allowed) my opponent marched to around 6" away from my skinks with 6 flesh hounds on the one side, and marauder horsemen on the other side, with 5 chaos khorne knights and a lord on steed behind it.
I shot his marauders, they all died, then he charged with the hounds, and then with the kinghts. Did a stand and shoot against the hounds, killing all but one of them.
Then in CC I killed the last hound with my skinks and then continued to tie up his knights for another 3 rounds.

Then my stegadon arrived, and killed all 5 knights before dieing himself (I had a priest on top, don't ask why) too bad that I forgot to use healing hand, else he would've killed the lord too probably.