IST
Official name: Ironskin Southern Tribe
Points: How many College football games he can watch in a row times 18.

M2 WS3 BS9 S4 T3 A2 I2 W2 Ld9
Weapons/Equipment: 1983 Ford Pickup, 48 guns, including Southern Shotgun and Beer Belly

Southerner:. Whenever he fires his shotgun, he has to say, “By gum Joe, I gotit! Howdy!”

As IST is a southerner, he has southern stubbornness; Stubborn

Pro Party Pooper: As a pro party pooper, whever anyone else has fun (represented in game terms by moving, shooting or attacking in CC), he becomes condescending, and makes them sad (represented in game terms by making any unit being happy within 12” cry).

Beer Belly: 2+ armor save. Can’t be modified/negated, unless the player playing him is below the age of 11, in which case he automatically dies. The player, not IST.

Pickup Truck: Extends his movement to 8. Every turn, roll a D6. On a 3 or lower, the truck rolls over, and he must spend 1 turn calling the AAA, realizing he hasn’t paid his membership in 15 years, and must use his strength to un-flip it. After that 1 turn, he becomes S1, because he’s tired. Cannot use his truck if Diesel prices are above $1.67 a gallon, as that’s his monthly paycheck.. Confers a 6+ armor save.

48 Guns: He can fire 49 times a turn, at S10, unless he hits a dear, in which case the dear counts as dead, for VP purposes.

:P
---Baran

he he strange sutherners and crazy new yorkers fused int the modship who ever did that is crazy

Ya, GS and WP are meese.
---Baran

I am not like that at all so not really as funny as GS's on you. I would cost about 9 points then, and I am not old enough to drive, or have a beer belly, and don't own any guns. I guess that screws over most of your rules.

It was built on many southern stereotypes, and things I know you wouldn't do (like the guns, beer belly (I hope a 15 year old doesn't have one, although I know a few people who will by the time they're 15( they're 14)) and pickup). But it wa funny to me, and thats all that really matters, eh?
---Baran