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Spartan - April 15, 2007 02:02 PM (GMT)
Loipon epeidi variemai kai den exo ti na kano mexri na vgo leo na postaro kana anekdoto :P :P
loipon ksekinao:

TO VATRAXAKI
itan enas typos kai odigouse se enan eparxiako dromo ospou ksafnika petagetai mprosta tou ena vatraxaki...
o typos prospathei na to apofygei frenarei me oli tou tin dinami kanei anapoda timonia kai me ta xilia zoria ta katafernei...
tote to vatraxaki me anthropini foni tou leei "xilia eyxaristo pou den me patises kai me prosekses gia na sou to antapodoso tha sou ekpliroso mia epithimia."
ksafniasmenos o typos leei oti den einai anagi kai oti den xreiazetai na kanei tipota.
parola ayta feygontas to vatraxaki tou leei na paiksei joker sto proto xorio pou tha vrei mprosta tou...
o typos prospathontas na sinelthei kai min pisteyontas ayta pou eide kai akouse molis ftanei sto proto xorio leei na paiksei ena joker etsi gia tin plaka tou...
tin epomeni mera ginetai i klirosi kai kerdizei 1 ekatommirio eyro...
tote trexei pali piso na vrei to vatraxaki na to eyxaristisei. telika vriskei to vatraxaki stin akri tou dromou kai tou leei "sou eimai eygnomon gia to kalo pou mou ekanes den ksero pos na se eyxaristiso"
kai apantaei to vatraxaki "tha ithela na me mamiseis allios tha xaseis ola ta leuta pou kerdises"
tote skeftetai o typos oti den exei alli epilogi kai paei na mamisei to vatraxaki alla molis paei na to kanei tote to vatraxaki metamorfothike se mia panemorfi 16axroni kopela

-Ayti einai i alitheia kyrie dikasta ayta pou leei i mana tis gia sexoualiki paranoxlisi einai malakies..................


MATHIMA ANATOMIAS
Sto mathima anatomias rotaei o kathigitis mia kopela:
-ti mikos exei ena antriko peos se stysi?
I kopela ta exase kokkinise prasinise kai apa ntise distaktika:
-25 me 30 ekatosta kyrie kathigita.
-Esy kopela mou i adiavasti eisai i polyyyyyyy tyxeri :P

KAKES SYNITHIES
enas antras paei ston giatro kai ton rotaei an tha zisei mexri ta 100.
o giatros ton rota.
-pineis kapnizeis?
-oxi, apanta o antras
-ksenyxtas paizeis xartia?
-oxi pote mou den ekana kati tetoio.
-odigeis epikindina, pas me alli gomena kathe vrady??
-oxi kai oute prokeite
-E tote giati sto diaolo thes na ziseis toso poly??????

Soulmate - April 15, 2007 06:08 PM (GMT)
LOOOOOOOOOL to duo prwta htane korifaiaaaaaaaaaaaaa :muahaha: :muahaha: :muahaha: :cheer:

Spartan - April 15, 2007 11:05 PM (GMT)
O PELARGOS
mia mera leei o totos ston patera tou:
-mpampa pos gennithika
-se efere o pelargos
-kai i annoula apo kato
-kai aytin o pelargos tin efere
-kai o kostakis apo pano
-kai ton kostaki o pelargos ton efere

-ma kala re mpampa kaneis den gamaei se aytin tin polukatoikia!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



TO PONTIKI
kapoia stigmi o totos mpainei apotoma xoris na xtypisei sto domatio ton gonion tou kai vlepei ton patera tou stin akri tou kravatiou na prospathei na valei ena profylaktiko.
O pateras tou tromazei ntrepetai kai kanei oti dithen den trexei tipota glistraei grigora apo to krevati kai kanei oti psaxnei kati kato apo to krevati.
Alla o totos aptoitos
-Ti kaneis ekei mpampa?
-Na more apokrinetai no...nomizo oti eida ena pontiki kai ithela na...
-Ti na to pidikseis????

Kostas - April 17, 2007 07:21 PM (GMT)
:lol: :haha: :muahaha:

metalheart - April 18, 2007 02:44 PM (GMT)
:yeah!: :muahaha:

Soulmate - April 18, 2007 05:40 PM (GMT)
petuximena! :D

Spartan - April 22, 2007 10:50 AM (GMT)
Se ereyna pou egine opou paizotan apospasmata diaforwn eidwn mousikis se zoa (nomizo skulia) katagrafikan ta eksis apotelesmata
edeixnan na menoun adiafora se mousiki maddona, spears ktl...
edeixnan na apolamvanoun mousiki motsart, sopen, vivaldi ktl...
eno edeiksan na enoxlountai se mousiki metellica kai Maiden...
(ayti i ereuna exei ginei kai ayta itan ta apotelesmata toulaxiston etsi diavasa...)

Opote kathisa skeftika kai kateliksa se ena symperasma.....

Opoiou den tou aresei i Metal einai Zwo paei kai teleiose :muahaha: :muahaha:

sissoulinaki - April 22, 2007 01:30 PM (GMT)
etsi etsi :metalboy:

Soulmate - April 22, 2007 06:51 PM (GMT)
eimaste zwa?????~!!!!!!!

Spartan - April 22, 2007 07:49 PM (GMT)
^ gt den akous metal?????????

sissoulinaki - April 23, 2007 06:05 PM (GMT)
^
as'thn mwre malakies leei.Les k den thn 3eroume th dhmhtra twra
Gia na 8i3ei emena ta leei re antwnh!KANE KATI!

Spartan - April 23, 2007 07:52 PM (GMT)
Ox pali ego kaloumai na vgalo to fidi apo tin trypa loipon DEN leo tpt outos i allos ti kai na po apo mia apo tis dyo tha fao ksylo opote den ksero den apanto :P :P :P

Spartan - April 25, 2007 01:14 PM (GMT)
BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Gyrizei o pateras meta tin douleia sto spiti kai akouei enan periergo thoryvo bbbbzzzzzzzzzzz... psaxnei na dei apo pou akougetai aytos o thoryvos kai kataligei sto domatio tis koris tou opote molis anoigei tin porta vlepei tin kori tou na "diaskedazei"!! me enan 20ari doniti...
eksalos aytos arxizei na fonazei na spaei pragmata alla ekeini tin stigmi ftanei mana tis kopelas kai prospathei na ton iremisei tou leei loipon oti kalytera na ektononei tis ormes tis etsi i kopela apo to na pigainei na mamietai me ton kathe mlk pou vriskei ston dromo... etsi me ta polla siga siga iremise o pateras tis.
Tin epomeni mera paei i mana na mpei sto spiti kai akouei bbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzz... Tote skeftetai aman pia ayto to paliokoritso to exei paraksilosei katse na pao na tis po dyo tria logakia gt ama tin ksanapiasei o pateras tis den glytonei...
paei loipon sto domatio is koris tis alla tpt kaneis den itan ekei paei sto diko tis domatio alla pali tpt paei sto mpanio kaneis kai ekei...
sto telos ftanei sto saloni kai vlepei tin tileorasi anoixti na deixnei mpala to trapezi gemato adeies mpyres kai ton antra tis ston kanape me ton doniti dipla tou... Tote me megali periergeia tou leei...
-Ti einai ayto to xali ti kaneis???
-Na mwre edo eipa na pio kamia mpyritsa me ton gampro mou!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OI 300
Gt oi 300 tou leonida otan efygan apo tin Sparti forousan ta krani tous????

Gt eixe mploko stin Korintho!!!!!
(gia osoun exoun mixani kai niwthoun ton pono mou oeo :xixixi: )


O TARIFAS
Itan o totos me ton patera tou se ena taxi kai pernane ekso apo ena mpourdelo. Vlepei o Totos to mpourdelo kai rotaei ton patera tou..,
-mpampa ti einai edo?
-edo tote mou einai ena kalo spiti.
-mpourdelo, petagetai o taxitzis.
-kai poioi menoun edo mpampa
-edo tote mou menoun kati poly kales kyries.
-poutanes, petagetai pali o tarifas...
-kai den mou les re mpampa aytes oi kyries exoun paidia?
-ee merikes apo aytes exoun.
-Mpastarda, petagetai gia alli mia fora o tarifas.
-kai re mpampa ayta ta paidia otan megalosoun ti ginontai?
-Taxitzides!!!!!!!!!!

sissoulinaki - April 25, 2007 02:13 PM (GMT)
KORYFAIA :lol:

Soulmate - May 4, 2007 12:50 PM (GMT)
fash exoune.....!

Spartan - May 8, 2007 11:26 PM (GMT)
TOU KOUTIOU

o tupos pantreyetai mia ektyflotiki nymfomani ksanthia. Tin proti nyxta tou gamou i syzygos vgazei to soutien tis kai tou leei me nazi
-Ayta den ta exei agkiksei akoma kaneis...
O syzygos den milaei alla den to pisteyei kiolas
Siga siga i ksanthia katevazei ti string tis me aera striprizez kai tou deixnei ta yperoxa opisthia tis legontas tou kai pali me nazi...
-Ton vlepeis? den ton exei akoumpisei akoma antriko xeri.
O typos den apanta. Amilitos sikonetai kai paei stin toualeta. Gdynetai kai foraei ena profylaktiko. Vgainei kai tis ta deixnei me noima.
-To vlepeis ayto? kai ayto akoma sto nailon einai!!!

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METAKSI FILWN

-Re sy i gynaika sou sto sex fonazei?
-Oyyyy na fantasteis apo to kafeneio tin akouo!!!!

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GYNAIKES & SEX

-Poies einai oi treis lekseis pou den goustaroun oi gynaikes otan kanoun sex?

-Agapi mou gyrisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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O PROTOS

Antras stin gynaika pano sto sex...
-Pes mou moro mou, eimai o protos sou?
Gynaika ston antra...
-Mporei... kati mou thimizei i fatsa sou!!!!!!!!!!

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GAY??

Mama sto sxoleio me koroideyoun me lene Gay...
-Kai esy ti kaneis?
-Tous xtypao me to tsantaki tou make-up!!!

sissoulinaki - May 19, 2007 09:23 PM (GMT)
to teleutaio k gamw :lol:

Spartan - June 4, 2007 10:07 PM (GMT)
SEX

Enas Gallos enas Agglos kai enas Ellinas syzitoyn gia tis staseis tou sex pou protimoun...
O Gallos leei oti protima na einai apo pano gia na vlepei ta omorfa tis matia...
O Agglos protima na einai apo kato gia na vlepei ta omorfa stithi tis...
O Ellinas protima apo piso... gia na vlepei Champions League!!!!

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TO VATRAXAKI

Itan mia fora enas kynigos kai kinigouse sto dasos ospou ksafnika vriskei ena vatraxaki to opoio ekane ta kalytera tsimpoukia pou tou exoun kanei pote...
Etsi apofasise na to parei spiti tou...
Opote kathe mera kleinotan sto mpanio me tis ores kai ekane oti einai na kanei telospanton me to vatraxaki...
Opos pernage omos o kairos i gynaika tou aporise me tin symperifora tou antra tis pou den tin eixe "akoumpisei" gia mines...
Apofasise loipon na kryfakousei na dei ti diaolo kanei toses ores sto mpanio kathe mera o antras tis...
Etsi stinei ayti kai akouei...
-Tsigarisoume to kremmydi psilokovoume ton maintano.......
Ayti aporise
-Ti kanei o malakas, leei kai anoigei tin porta, vlepei loipon ton antra tis me ena vivlio mageirikis sto xeri na diavazei kai to vatraxaki apenanti tou...
Tote gemati aporia ton rotaei
-Ma kala ti kaneis trelathikes??? kai apantaei aytos
-Katse mwri kargiola na mathei na mageireyei kai efyges!!!!

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GYNAIKES KAI SEX

Ti pianei mia gynaika meta to Sex???
Xwro :muahaha:

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KOINWNIA

Paei mia fora enas methysmenos stin ekklisia na koinwnisei...
Kathos pinei tin theia koinwnia ekplisetai kai leei ston papa
-Ma kala ayto einai ontos to aima tou Xristou???
-Fysika tekno mou apantaei aytos.
-Kala e prepei na itan liwma 24 ores to 24oro

Soulmate - June 16, 2007 12:44 PM (GMT)
an e3aireseis to "GYNAIKES KAI SEX" pou htane kakogousto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: kat'alla wraia eidika to teleutaio!!!!! :muahaha:




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