With the growth of our Alliances and considering recent problems and discussion, I thought I would take a moment to talk about The Runite Legions position on Clan Wars !!

Clan Wars in Runescape is a retarded concept. Only morons and immature little boys who have the teeny weenie syndrome attempt clan wars. Without ingame support, there is no way to prove a winner. If you are immature enough to want to go to war, you will just claim victory after running way pissing yourself in fear. There is nothing to be gained except maybe bragging rights. We are confident enough in ourselves that we don’t need validation from insecure fools.

Members of the Runite Legion are a bit more sophisticated. We have evolved from the level of primitive incoherence that knows only “me bash you head”. We know there is more to be gained from civilized behavior then cretinous belligerence. I realize this concept is difficult for some people. Many of you don’t even know what I said.

Let me put it in simple terms for those of you who don’t understand real words.

We No War. You Leave Now.

If you are here looking to join a warring clan, or try and incite a war, you may leave now. You will find us a waste of time. When you grow up you may return and join us.