Title: Buffy the vampire Slayer
3sacharm - April 27, 2006 08:59 PM (GMT)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:51 pm
I am a massive fan of Buffy and would love to meet other fans.
If you like the show then join in with Buffy discussions.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:24 pm
I also love Buffy. I have never seen all episodes but the ones I saw were fantastic, do you have any pictures?
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Not a prob - here are some







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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:39 am
i just love buffy i have finally all dvd,s off buffy just love spike and my nr1 vampire angel.since i saw him for the first time i was hooked
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:34 am
YAY another fan, wicked.
Right now I am going through the commentary for Buffy and Angel which I recommend you do once you have watched them through once. You get some great pieces of information from them and when Joss does commentary it is really funny.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:10 am
I mostly watched the last few season, I never watched it at first because I never saw th movie and didn't think it would make senes.
Eyeryone kept saying how great it was so I finally started watching when I met my hubby who watched, that's funny
I really like the eposoeds with the Legon of Nerdy Doom.
Course Spike is lovely and sexy accent. Surprised Very Happy
MyPoisonedHrt - May 2, 2006 01:25 AM (GMT)
Woo hoo! I love this show. I have all 7 seasons on DVD. I was so in love with it at one point that people started calling be Buffy. (I have blonde hair, so that didn't help.) I still get called B every now and then, but I don't mind. Buffy's a cool character. rockon
Lady LaRouge - May 2, 2006 03:08 AM (GMT)
Funny this came up again today as my hubby found and put up a wallpaper of James Marster/Spike when I was oth so it was there when I turned on the computer. He's not wearing a shirt and is really ripped.
whootwoo
I have to find someone I know who has all the epsidoes on tape. I still haven't seen them all.
Orli - May 5, 2006 09:39 AM (GMT)
Excellent more fans yay. I have all seasons as well also all seasons of Angel and I have watched them through once last year (I have seen it on tv since Buffy first started). Now I am working through the commentary on some of the episodes, which I must say as a huge fan is great to listen too espically Joss talking, you learn alot about the show and parts in the episode.
I have started collecting Buffy figures that I leave in the box, my pride and joy is my 12 inch Vampire Spike and Tara and Willow figures boxed together.
I have thousands and thousands of dollars worth of trading cards (which I should honestly get insured) I have many of the autographed and piecework cards that I keep buying from ebay, my latest was Nicholas Branden auto card for $90AU which believe me was a bargin as they go for $250AU normally.
I am looking at arranging a convention for the Buffy and Angel stars but that is further down the track.
I was meant to be going to a convention tommrow to meet Claire Krammer (Glory from Buffy) and get pictures with her and and autograph but she cancelled two weeks ago so I got a refund.
I was also the promotions team leader for Slayercon a convention for Adelaide with 6 actors from the shows attending and I was also going to be their personal assistant while they were in town but 2 months before the convention the event organiser ran away with the ticket sales money and left us to deal with the angry ticket holders and boy did we cop it. The best actor to attend was going to be Amy Acker and I was so excited to be spending 2 days with her and the rest, now Im disappointed because I did so much work on that convention, I even organised articles in magazines and newspapers. It was funny one day coz we had to have a photoshoot in a libary and we had to have stakes and pretend to kill this Vampire, it was the funniest thing we have ever done. I also organised an event with the TV cameras in the middle of town. We were going to have Vampires and Demonds at one end of the street and the 'goodies with stakes' at the other end and we had to walk to one another and fake an attack with the 'goodies' winning to celebrate the opening of the event and for publicity on TV but as you guessed that never happened and I was left to cancel everything.
Sorry to go on but Im really bored lol.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 8, 2006 08:56 PM (GMT)
I heard about that guy running off with the money. What a di*k!
If I had the money, I would buy the Slayer Scythe and the Sword of Angelus. I have Buffy's cross that Angel gave her. It's one of my favorite pieces of jewlery that I don't wear that often because I'm scared something will happen to it.
I have all 5 seasons of Angel as well. I love both shows and I'm pissed about the reasons Angel got cancelled. It was their 2nd highest rated show!!!! madfight
Lemme get this question out of the way (and this is directed to anyone and everyone who knows what I'm talking about): Are a Bangel fan or a Spuffy fan?
Personally, I'm a Bangel fan. Hardcore. All of my fanfics (except one) are Bangel. (The one that's not is a Buffy/Legolas pairing. lotr )
Lady LaRouge - May 8, 2006 09:13 PM (GMT)
Oh that was funny. lol
I never heard of a Buffy/Legolas paring but then I'm new to fan fic in general.
I didn't see most of the Angel/Buffy episodes (saw Angel when he had his own show) so I guess I'm a Spuffy fan. I think spike is cuter (persomal prefference)
vamp
I've actually been divesting of collectables and we gave away all our lotr figures that we got at the premeir (though I now kind of wish I'd saved Legolas and Frodo and Aragorn... but thats the problem deciding what to keep)
Sorry about the guy taking the money. My hubby has helped run several general SciFi conventions and it is a ton of work with little reward sometimes.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 8, 2006 10:48 PM (GMT)
You should check that Buffy/Legolas fan fic out. A lot of people really love it. It's not an original idea (that pairing and the scenario), but my take on it apparently is.
But I dominate the Bangel pairing fanfics. whip I've got a lot of fans that can get violent if I don't update quickly. sofun
Lady LaRouge - May 8, 2006 11:39 PM (GMT)
Where do you have your fics/where can i find/read them?
I've been sticking to mostly Orlando stories but aperently have some new takes on them, too.
I'm finding it interesting to see what is out there. I may write a VAM story for 3sacharm. Don't think i know enough to write in the Buffy world.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 8, 2006 11:47 PM (GMT)
Check out
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/180378/That's my username at fanfiction.net. It's got most of my stories. That should be enough to start you off pretty good.
Orlando makes an appearence in 2 of my stories. (
Under the Rose and
My Own Version of the Buffyverse 4)
Lady LaRouge - May 8, 2006 11:58 PM (GMT)
Wow you have a lot. I'll start reading a couple soon. Some one else I know puts her fics there. I wish there were more hours in a day there is so much I want to read and so many ideas I have for my own writting.
:blink:
MyPoisonedHrt - May 9, 2006 12:03 AM (GMT)
I have, like, 3 or 4 stories I haven't posted, but I've started writing because I can't not start writing when they hit me. I have quite a few unfinished stories (but that's because my other computer crashed with all the chapters on it and I'm just not inspired enough to start writing them again.)
I hope you enjoy the stories. My most popular one is the My Own Version series. It follows the series up until the 4th installment. I've had a few people say I should have written for Joss. shyblush
Lady LaRouge - May 9, 2006 12:14 AM (GMT)
Thats cool. Which one is the Buffy/Legolas?
I understand needing to write it when you think of it. I have several starting ideas at that stage and often write future chapters as I think of them..I've been puting my in the fan fic section on here but don't thnk anyone here likes fan fic. I have regular readers on the other site espically for my 18 + story - Ignorance is Bliss (I'm up to chapter 20 there and have posted up to 9 here.)
obkiss
"Afternoon With Orlando" is very short and the other one I'm rather proud of - all my stories are very different from each other.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 9, 2006 12:21 AM (GMT)
Tipping the Scales and Tipping the Scales: Back to the Future are the Buffy/Legolas stories.
Do you have the link for the 20 chapters? I'd love to read your fic.
Lady LaRouge - May 9, 2006 12:31 AM (GMT)
Here is the link at Orlando Bloom Central (a few of us here are on that site as well)
http://com1.runboard.com/btheorlibusLet me know if it works or not - I suck with technology!
Once you are there you have to go to "announcements "at the top
And then the access to NC17 thread and send an PM with the info.
It may take a couple days some people have had trouble with it.
Don't know exactly how Orli has it set up to get the password here. I was posting it slowly thinking people would be more able to catch up, but can post it faster if you have trouble on the other site.
I've been writing on average a chapter a week.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 9, 2006 12:41 AM (GMT)
Very cool. I'll have to go check that out later. (My work computer has blocks up for almost everything.)
Lady LaRouge - May 9, 2006 12:47 AM (GMT)
Do any of your Buffy fics have the Legon of Nerdy Doom? Call me strange but they amused me. lol LOLsign
Where my hubby works has a lot of stuff blocked too but it would be cool if you could read my story. It would be intresting to see the thoughts of someone who has read it all at once. I'm going to send you a PM
MyPoisonedHrt - May 9, 2006 12:51 AM (GMT)
LOL! 9 Months and My Own Version of the Buffyverse has them in it, I think. They're not real prominent, but they're there. They amused me too in an annoying, please knock them out of their misery way. sofun
Orli - May 10, 2006 12:37 AM (GMT)
Here is something for all Buffy fans
YOU KNOW YOUR ADDICTED TO BUFFY WHEN.........
You look at pieces of wood, deciding if they would make a good stake
You decide that you will only see your boyfriend at night and in the graveyard
"A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your motto
You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts
But you won’t wear them - you want to keep them in mint condition.
You’ve taken up karate and practise your Buffy moves regularly
You refuse to go out after dark... just in case
You have suddenly taken a liking to tweed
You start calling your boyfriend Angel
You prefer to watch Buffy alone because other people just "don’t get it"
You find yourself quoting the show several times a day
You go shopping for clothes and only purchase things that have appeared on the show
You always say the words "the wacky", "wiggins" and "a happy"
All your user names on the internet are "Willow"
You start hanging around libraries
You love to hack into the coroners office
You have either a cross necklace or a Claddaugh ring
You decide the graveyard is really cool hangout
You look at abandon warehouses in a whole new light
You never invite anyone into your house after dark
You find yourself in a situation and say "This is something Xander would do"
You are secretly in love with your best friend
Your licence plates read "Queen C"
You think "Too much Buffy? Never!"
You name your puppy Willow or Xander
You recite Amy’s rat-turning spell when in the company of your older brother
You demand that people call you Buffy
Every time you step out of the shower you say "I seem to be having an extreem case of nudity"
You appoint yourself a watcher and choose someone to study/train etc.
You stay away from your teacher just incase they turn out to be prey-matis’
Your room looks like a shrine, you have Buffy posters as wallpaper, a Buffy bedspread, curtains etc.
You won’t take cookies or mini pizza’s from your Mom’s new boyfriend
You find a whole new liking for miniture golfing
You hear that song "I hope you dance" and think of fighting Faith
You cried two hours after the fifth season finale of Buffy was over because she died even though you know she is coming back.
You pondered becoming a vengance demon after your last breakup.
You own enough Buffy comics and novels to have your bedroom be considered a fire hazard.
You won’t go out past sunset unless armed to the teeth with stakes, crosses, and holy water.
You have crosses nailed over every window and door.
You start tracking the local murder rates after a new girl moves into town.
You read all the occult books in the school library searching for the Watcher diaries.
To you, sexual protection isn’t birth control, it’s making sure you’re partner is human.
You practice sticking thumbtacks through houseflies and mosquitos—"Just to be safe."
You perform the reverse invitation spell after every visit from some person you haven’t recently seen in sunlight.
You insist on traveling from class to class via the ceiling.
You try to exorcise the possessing hyena spirit when your best friend gets PMS.
You cast a gypsy soul curse on the sadistic principal who gave you a suspension.
You whittle wooden stakes.
You kick doors open.
You carry around a stake, just in case.
You take long walks in the cemetery at night.
You have a strange fear of hospitals.
You don’t complain about going to church anymore because you remember that your supply of Holy Water is running kind of low.
You wear crosses every day and have a vast selection of them.
You never verbally invite anyone into your home.
You keep all your important information on yellow disks.
You avoid fraternity parties.
As a rule you don’t like to be surprised.
Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they’ll be in for a long lecture the next day.
You bookmark the Coroner’s Office Web Site as a favorite place.
When you hear that there’s a new librarian at your school, you slam open the doors of the library and yell; "Okay. What’s the sitch?".
You can recite a whole Buffy episode(s).
You wallpaper your room with pictures of the Buffy cast and complain when there isn’t enough space to put them all up.
You ask a priest to bless your bottle of Perrier.
Just for the hell of it, you enter Moloch into several search engines.
You name your doll Miss Edith.
You let your bird die of starvation.
You paint your nails like Drusilla.
When your brother comes back from the zoo, you won’t let him in the house.
The only way you know how to say the word bitch is ’bitca’.
You get your hair cut like Buffy’s and your hairdresser keeps remarking that the picture you show her (for your haircut) looks oddly familiar.
Whenever you quote Buffy Verse, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you’ve grown another ear.
You always protest that Buffy is NOT a ditz’s name.
When watching a new Buffy episode, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor’s lines right before they do.
You can’t think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.
You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.
You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.
You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo and say: "Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home."
You look for padlocked sewer access systems in mausoleums.
You decide to be Buffy for Halloween but your friends don’t notice a change.
You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.
You get wigged out by mimes and dummies.
You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.
You freak whenever you have a substitute biology teacher.
You never go out with your boyfriend on the night of the full moon.
You avoid supposedly empty warehouses.
You have a fear of railroad spikes.
You punish your dolls.
You get a wheelchair just so that you can be called "Roller Boy".
You never have sex with your boyfriend for fear of what might happen to him.
You take up tae kwon do, kick boxing, karate, street fighting and gymnastics.
You eye your librarian to see if they’re trying to tell you that you’re the next Slayer.
You sleep with a stake under your pillow.
You sneak out of your bedroom window at night and hang out at the park because you’ve heard that several people have died there lately of exsanguination.
You’re horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
You want to kill people who dis the show.
You dream of past lives as a Slayer.
Whenever you have a dream and you see your friend in it you run up to them the next day and choke them as you shout: "What do you know?".
You never sign in someone’s yearbook "Have a nice summer!".
You don’t like to use the word Master.
You write Buffy FanFic.
You date men whom you meet in dark alleys (but only after kicking them in the head).
You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading tryouts.
You get nominated at school as "Person Most Likely To Be The Next Slayer".
You buy knee-high boots.
You get five holes pierced in each ear.
You’re on a first name basis with all the actors of BtVS except that you’ve never met them.
Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors on BtVs are now scared to death of you.
You check people’s lockers to make sure they don’t have any books such as ’Gray’s Anatomy’ and ’Mortician Desk Reference’.
You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.
You befriend a computer genius and her dorky friend.
You file complaints that the substitute biology teacher is harassing you.
When asked what your hobbies are you answer; "Slay...slay...slave to the television".
As far as you are concerned, Buffy and co. are actual people.
You drive to California to look for Sunnydale, you dial operator and ask him where it is, operator says there is no such place and you yell back at him that he’s probably in league with some demons to keep you out of Sunnydale.
You enroll at Torrance High School.
All the actors on the show are shown a picture of you and are told to stay away at all costs.
When asked what you’ll do when you’re older you answer either dead or it’s already been ’sealed in fate’.
You tape all Buffy episodes, then retape them so they’re in chronological order.
You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.
You’ve been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.
You legally change your name to Buffy Anne Summers (or another character from the show).
You practically had a nervous breakdown when the series ended.
You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.
Your motto is ’Life is short’ or ’Seize the day’.
You never bring your date to the morgue.
When buying your Halloween costume you make sure it’s something you’d like to be in real life.
You always beat up a snitch.
You nail crucifixes to your wall.
You needed to visit a grief counselor when Tara died.
You make sure your parents never come to Parent-Teacher night at school.
You watch, mock and laugh at talent shows.
When given an egg for parenting in Sex Ed class you boil it or smash it with something heavy.
You’re frightened of cheerleader wannabes.
You avoid saunas, who knows what they put in the steam?
You don’t let people with long fingernails get too close to your throat.
You use a Thesulan Orb as a paperweight.
Whenever there’s a Sadie Hawkins dance at school you lock yourself in your room.
You refuse to buy any candy being sold by the band at school.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Buffy.
MyPoisonedHrt - May 10, 2006 01:13 AM (GMT)
Well, let's see here......
You look at pieces of wood, deciding if they would make a good stake
You decide that you will only see your boyfriend at night and in the graveyard
"A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your motto
You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts
But you won’t wear them - you want to keep them in mint condition.
You’ve taken up karate and practise your Buffy moves regularly
You refuse to go out after dark... just in case
You have suddenly taken a liking to tweed
You start calling your boyfriend Angel
You prefer to watch Buffy alone because other people just "don’t get it"
You find yourself quoting the show several times a day
You go shopping for clothes and only purchase things that have appeared on the show
You always say the words "the wacky", "wiggins" and "a happy"
All your user names on the internet are "Willow"
You start hanging around libraries
You love to hack into the coroners office
You have either a cross necklace or a Claddaugh ring (I have both)
You decide the graveyard is really cool hangout
You look at abandon warehouses in a whole new light
You never invite anyone into your house after dark
You find yourself in a situation and say "This is something Xander would do"
You are secretly in love with your best friend
Your licence plates read "Queen C"
You think "Too much Buffy? Never!"
You name your puppy Willow or Xander
You recite Amy’s rat-turning spell when in the company of your older brother
You demand that people call you Buffy (Well, not demand, but it became my nickname!)
Every time you step out of the shower you say "I seem to be having an extreem case of nudity"
You appoint yourself a watcher and choose someone to study/train etc.
You stay away from your teacher just incase they turn out to be prey-matis’
Your room looks like a shrine, you have Buffy posters as wallpaper, a Buffy bedspread, curtains etc.
You won’t take cookies or mini pizza’s from your Mom’s new boyfriend
You find a whole new liking for miniture golfing
You hear that song "I hope you dance" and think of fighting Faith
You cried two hours after the fifth season finale of Buffy was over because she died even though you know she is coming back.
You pondered becoming a vengance demon after your last breakup.
You own enough Buffy comics and novels to have your bedroom be considered a fire hazard.
You won’t go out past sunset unless armed to the teeth with stakes, crosses, and holy water.
You have crosses nailed over every window and door.
You start tracking the local murder rates after a new girl moves into town.
You read all the occult books in the school library searching for the Watcher diaries.
To you, sexual protection isn’t birth control, it’s making sure you’re partner is human.
You practice sticking thumbtacks through houseflies and mosquitos—"Just to be safe."
You perform the reverse invitation spell after every visit from some person you haven’t recently seen in sunlight.
You insist on traveling from class to class via the ceiling.
You try to exorcise the possessing hyena spirit when your best friend gets PMS.
You cast a gypsy soul curse on the sadistic principal who gave you a suspension.
You whittle wooden stakes.
You kick doors open.
You carry around a stake, just in case.
You take long walks in the cemetery at night.
You have a strange fear of hospitals.
You don’t complain about going to church anymore because you remember that your supply of Holy Water is running kind of low.
You wear crosses every day and have a vast selection of them.
You never verbally invite anyone into your home.
You keep all your important information on yellow disks.
You avoid fraternity parties.
As a rule you don’t like to be surprised.
Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they’ll be in for a long lecture the next day.
You bookmark the Coroner’s Office Web Site as a favorite place.
When you hear that there’s a new librarian at your school, you slam open the doors of the library and yell; "Okay. What’s the sitch?".
You can recite a whole Buffy episode(s).
You wallpaper your room with pictures of the Buffy cast and complain when there isn’t enough space to put them all up.
You ask a priest to bless your bottle of Perrier.
Just for the hell of it, you enter Moloch into several search engines.
You name your doll Miss Edith.
You let your bird die of starvation.
You paint your nails like Drusilla. (Only once)
When your brother comes back from the zoo, you won’t let him in the house.
The only way you know how to say the word bitch is ’bitca’.
You get your hair cut like Buffy’s and your hairdresser keeps remarking that the picture you show her (for your haircut) looks oddly familiar.
Whenever you quote Buffy Verse, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you’ve grown another ear.
You always protest that Buffy is NOT a ditz’s name.
When watching a new Buffy episode, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor’s lines right before they do.
You can’t think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.
You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.
You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.
You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo and say: "Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home."
You look for padlocked sewer access systems in mausoleums.
You decide to be Buffy for Halloween but your friends don’t notice a change.
You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.
You get wigged out by mimes and dummies.
You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.
You freak whenever you have a substitute biology teacher.
You never go out with your boyfriend on the night of the full moon.
You avoid supposedly empty warehouses.
You have a fear of railroad spikes.
You punish your dolls.
You get a wheelchair just so that you can be called "Roller Boy".
You never have sex with your boyfriend for fear of what might happen to him.
You take up tae kwon do, kick boxing, karate, street fighting and gymnastics.
You eye your librarian to see if they’re trying to tell you that you’re the next Slayer.
You sleep with a stake under your pillow. (A knife.... same thing!)
You sneak out of your bedroom window at night and hang out at the park because you’ve heard that several people have died there lately of exsanguination.
You’re horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
You want to kill people who dis the show.
You dream of past lives as a Slayer.
Whenever you have a dream and you see your friend in it you run up to them the next day and choke them as you shout: "What do you know?".
You never sign in someone’s yearbook "Have a nice summer!". (It's the kiss of death!)
You don’t like to use the word Master.
You write Buffy FanFic. (Have a whole site of my own full of it!)
You date men whom you meet in dark alleys (but only after kicking them in the head).
You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading tryouts. ( sofun )
You get nominated at school as "Person Most Likely To Be The Next Slayer".
You buy knee-high boots. (I wear nothing but!)
You get five holes pierced in each ear. (I've got 3 at the moment, but I'm getting there!)
You’re on a first name basis with all the actors of BtVS except that you’ve never met them.
Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors on BtVs are now scared to death of you.
You check people’s lockers to make sure they don’t have any books such as ’Gray’s Anatomy’ and ’Mortician Desk Reference’.
You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.
You befriend a computer genius and her dorky friend.
You file complaints that the substitute biology teacher is harassing you.
When asked what your hobbies are you answer; "Slay...slay...slave to the television".
As far as you are concerned, Buffy and co. are actual people. (In my head they are because I write fanfic!)
You drive to California to look for Sunnydale, you dial operator and ask him where it is, operator says there is no such place and you yell back at him that he’s probably in league with some demons to keep you out of Sunnydale.
You enroll at Torrance High School.
All the actors on the show are shown a picture of you and are told to stay away at all costs.
When asked what you’ll do when you’re older you answer either dead or it’s already been ’sealed in fate’.
You tape all Buffy episodes, then retape them so they’re in chronological order.
You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.
You’ve been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.
You legally change your name to Buffy Anne Summers (or another character from the show).
You practically had a nervous breakdown when the series ended.
You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.
Your motto is ’Life is short’ or ’Seize the day’.
You never bring your date to the morgue.
When buying your Halloween costume you make sure it’s something you’d like to be in real life.
You always beat up a snitch.
You nail crucifixes to your wall.
You needed to visit a grief counselor when Tara died.
You make sure your parents never come to Parent-Teacher night at school.
You watch, mock and laugh at talent shows.
When given an egg for parenting in Sex Ed class you boil it or smash it with something heavy.
You’re frightened of cheerleader wannabes.
You avoid saunas, who knows what they put in the steam?
You don’t let people with long fingernails get too close to your throat.
You use a Thesulan Orb as a paperweight.
Whenever there’s a Sadie Hawkins dance at school you lock yourself in your room.
You refuse to buy any candy being sold by the band at school.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Buffy.
Tis a sad, sad thing I understood all of that!
@ G @ - August 29, 2006 06:52 AM (GMT)