I have heard from an annonymous source that Todd's Team has been videotaping other Diamond One teams in order to steal their signals and gain a competitve advantage. There should be a formal investigation into this and an asterisk placed next to the dozens of first place plaques they have. How else can you explain them continually beating teams, especially in this era of free agency?

Also, the use of performance enhancing drugs has come to my attention. Have you seen the size of Kevin Moncrief lately? Compare a photo of Kevin in his early playing days to one now. Men just don't get thinner as they get older.

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GO PATS

An investigation will be launched, but all evidence will probably be destroyed.

Now that's some funny $#!%!!!!