I have decided that the people at the main office of the store I work at have way too much time on their hands when their internet and phones are out. On Thursday, their lines got cut and when they were repaired, this was sent to all the stores. I asked for a copy of it because I found it quite hillarious.

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*All these examples do NOT imply that gassoline is Cheap; It just illustrates how outrageous some prices are*

Compared to the price of a Gallon of Gasoline:

Diet Snapple 16 oz bottle $1.29- $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz. $1.19- $9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz %1.59- $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25- $10.00 per gallon
Vick's NyQuil 6 oz $8,35- $178.13 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15- $33.60 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85- $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.30- $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99- $84.48 per gallon
Evian water 9 oz $1.49- $21.19 per gallon
Printer Ink (individual price not given)- $5,200 per gallon