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Title: Kids On Marriage


jazzking2001 - June 3, 2006 02:05 PM (GMT)
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY (written by kids)
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
> decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
> with.
> -- Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
> -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them
> interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> - - Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
> have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain , wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
>
> And the #1 Favourite is........
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10

BlazerFury - July 2, 2006 02:04 AM (GMT)
LOL WTF IS THIS!! lmfao rofl hahahahahaha.. did real kids say that..

lolz hahaha

[Kabuto'sFan] - July 15, 2006 10:19 PM (GMT)
Lmao..
Wow..some of them are really smart XD

Hazumi - July 27, 2006 09:30 AM (GMT)
aww bless, tho i have to agree sometimes it's best if plp don't have too much in common 6.6

Chealsea Lina - December 2, 2006 06:59 PM (GMT)
i think that kid is gifted but too much for that askin? thou it is not right to be open-minded sumtimes lolz ^o^




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