A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
>
>"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered," Those are Lie-Clocks.
>Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
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>Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
>The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
>responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
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>The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
>his entire life."
>
>"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
>
>
>"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

haha funny one but i hate Bush though i have no choice!