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Title: Joke for the weekend


jazzking2001 - May 16, 2006 09:04 PM (GMT)
Dear Support ;

Last month I downloaded the program ( upgrade)
Fiancee 6.0 to Husband 1.0 and I have noticed that the new program has made
upsetting changes in my accounting module, limiting my access to the application
"flowers" and "jewels" that had functioned without a problem in my old program
fiancee 6.0

Additionally, Husband 1.0 eliminated other valuable programs, like Romance 9.9,
and installed bothersome programs like Football 5.0 and Boxing 7.0.
Conversation 4.0 does not work and House Cleaning 2.0 causes a freezing of the
system.
I have tried to run Complaining 3.0 to resolved these problems, without a good
result.

Sincerely,

Desperate


Response from Support Desk;

Dear Desperate,


Keep in mind that Fiancee 6.0 is a fun program, while Husband 1.0 is a
operative system.

In any case, try the following commands;

C: I thought _that _you _loved _me.bat

If this one does not work, install Tears 6.2 and with this Husband 1.0 should
run automatically the applications Guilty Pro 3.0 and Flowers 7.0

But remember, using this technique in excess can make Husband 1.0 start the
program Silence 2.0 and
Moody face 4.0 .

Happy hour 7.0 and Beer 6.1 are vital programs, that will generate some audio
programs, like Snoring 3.0

NEVER install Mother in law 4.0 or re-install another Fiancee 6.0.
We do not back up these programs and it can make Husband 6.0 to crash totally.

So, we believe Husband 6.0 is a great program, but has limited memory and
learns new applications slowly. Consider acquiring additional applications to
improve the system, like Hot meals 2.0, and Sexy lingerie 5.0.
Also, using Complaining 3.0 too much, can cause the Husband 6.0 program, to
install the virus application Girlfriend 1.0, which will require you to buy the
disk Private Eye 7.0 and lawyer 3.0, this
can cause a total failure of the system and the need to buy a new Husband 6.0
program.

Sincerely,

Technical Support.

Chealsea Lina - December 2, 2006 07:06 PM (GMT)
waddafucked is this O.O!!!! Omfg! where did you get this O.O i will say Husband in the main but Mother program is the important thing ^o^ hehehehee lolz hahahaha! just i do get this joke XP!




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