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Title: Funny stuff from Eklund today
Description: the NHL is like High School


MediaFrenzy68 - April 18, 2008 07:46 PM (GMT)
NHL CLASS OF '08
"Hey, you know that girl over there Monica, I hear she likes you, do you like her?"
"Rock on...I mean..well...yes I think I could like a girl like her. She is just the kind of girl I am looking for were I looking for a girl"


and then...later near the All-Purpose Room...


"Hey Monica, that guy over there, Gary, he said he could like you. Do you like him?"
"SHUT UP! I mean...ahemmm...yes, were I interested in a new boy he is the kind of boy that I could see spending the next five to seven years with (with an option for an eighth) and I would want 35 pairs of shoes... But I am not going to let him dump me."

then in Chem Lab, fourth period...

"So Gary, I talked to Monica. She said that if she WERE TO BE interested in a new boy, not until after the July First Dance of course..."
"of course..."
"well anyhoo...she's would be willing to consider being your girl for around 5-7 years and 35 pairs of shoes...BUT she will not allow you to BREAK UP with her in that time."
"Bitchin!.....ahem, sorry, I mean...Ok tell her 'were I interested in her kind of girl I would only be able to do 7 years and not more than 25 pairs. And I would have to be allowed to dump her after 4 years.'"


Yup that's pretty darn close...


eklund - 4/18/08

ronski631 - April 18, 2008 09:48 PM (GMT)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LEDZEP - April 18, 2008 09:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (ronski631 @ Apr 18 2008, 05:48 PM)
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

IslanderQueen - April 18, 2008 11:18 PM (GMT)
:rotflmao:

leave it to him!

7th Woman - April 19, 2008 12:06 AM (GMT)
Crap!
the guy is actually funny

Islander4cups - April 20, 2008 03:50 AM (GMT)
all he needed to ad was something about sharing a locker in the hall and it sounds like half my students. :lol:




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