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| Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to Play The Tooth Fairy September 21st 2009 at 3:55pm by Will Edmondson What do you get when you combine Tinkerbell from "Peter Pan," Ogie Ogilthorpe from "Slap Shot," and The Rock annihilating Stone Cold Steve Austin from WrestleMania XIX (above)? Why, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's next movie role in "The Tooth Fairy," naturally; a performance that surely will be one of the most important of our time. Johnson plays a tough minor league hockey player who does a bad thing, and as punishment, is forced to be the tooth fairy for a week. Like, the actual tooth fairy. Normally a movie asks you to suspend disbelief about one, or maybe two details about its plot. So far, "The Tooth Fairy" has asked me to believe that The Rock can ice-skate, that someone can be sentenced into committing more breaking-and-entering misdemeanors, and that The Rock would tolerate being called a fairy. And I haven't even seen the trailer. But the best part of this movie without question is its poster, which you can see below. The tooth hurts, indeed: |
| QUOTE (DannyBinAtlanta @ Oct 20 2009, 04:34 PM) |
| haha woops! I meant Webby! :dontknow: It's been a long couple of days. Time to brew another pot... |
| QUOTE (dragoneye @ Oct 20 2009, 08:12 PM) |
| WTFDTM? |
| QUOTE (stevedepot @ Oct 20 2009, 02:24 PM) |
| I remember trying to suspend disbelief when I saw Rob Lowe skating in Youngblood. Wasn't as bad as Russell Crowe in Mystery Alaska. But Johnson? Yeah, ok...alot of torso shots I'm sure with campy hockey staples like the typical BUZZER sound effect when a goal is socred for those HOCKEY CHALLENGED viewers. Gee, good thing Chris Dey isn't a hollywood producer, he'd try and change the buzzer to a goal song for a Disney flick. :letssee: |
| QUOTE (4CUPZ @ Oct 20 2009, 03:36 PM) | ||
OR IS IT TIME FOR POT AND BREWS :dontknow: :nono: |