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Title: IF AUTOMATED PHONES PISS YOU OFF WAIT


4CUPZ - April 1, 2009 07:27 PM (GMT)
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THIS BUT NOW WE HAVE
AUTOMATED EMAIL
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Gmail AutopilotTM by CADIE The easiest email could possibly be.


As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages.





FAQ
How does Gmail mirror my communication style?
The more Gmail messages Autopilot can sample, the better. With fewer than 100 messages, there may not be enough data to calibrate Autopilot effectively. You can adjust tone, typo propensity, and preferred punctuation from the Autopilot tab under Settings.

You may want to log in every week or so to ensure Autopilot is calibrated optimally.

Does Autopilot work for Gmail chat too?
Yes. Chat was actually simpler to build, given the natural language headway made by Joseph Weizenbaum's ELIZA. While many claim ELIZA oft times passed the Turing test, Gmail Autopilot passes with 99.9% accuracy due to the inclusion of human-like qualities such as compassion and wisdom and CADIE's related ability to calibrate to match your chat style.

What happens if a sender and recipient both have Autopilot on?
Two Gmail accounts can happily converse with each other for up to three messages each. Beyond that, our experiments have shown a significant decline in the quality ranking of Autopilot's responses and further messages may commit you to dinner parties or baby namings in which you have no interest.


http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html


THE SAMPLES ARE HYSTERICAL

Webb20 - April 1, 2009 07:36 PM (GMT)
Kate Murray is a waste to Town of Hempstead and the LighthouseLI project.









This post was generated by Gmail AutopostTM by CADIE for Webb20
(Webb20 hasn't really logged on in three weeks)

4CUPZ - April 1, 2009 10:06 PM (GMT)
YEAH YEAH YEAH

I JUST HEARD I WAS SCAMMED BY GOOGLE

BASTIDS!!!!!!!

stoutofheart - April 10, 2009 04:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (4CUPZ @ Apr 1 2009, 05:06 PM)
YEAH YEAH YEAH

I JUST HEARD I WAS SCAMMED BY GOOGLE

BASTIDS!!!!!!!

Happy April Fool's Day!

I read that and actually scratched my head wondering who the heck would use a program like that?!? They got me, too! :rofl:




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