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Are My Testicles Black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student
nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he
mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask
again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned
that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man
pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly: "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u
l t s - b a c k ??"

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