A supposing game of sorts. I've been thinking a lot about profiling, and a few events have happened involving various people that prompted me to think: who would YOU profile, or want profiled?

You need to list the name of the person(s), and why you want her/him/them profiled. You may include a picture of them, and you can even give a little mini-profile if you have one.

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Wanted Profile: Brother Jed Smock



I want this guy profiled so bad, he's absolutely mind-boggling to watch. I'm going to laugh if a bunch of people here recognize him too. He's a preacher that was converted after a series of years of drug-abuse and partying like a true hippie. Ever since his conversion to Christianity, he's traveled to college campuses all over the States to convert the "heathens" (I happen to be one of them apparently) and of not, damn them to hellfire.
I'm of the belief after reading up on his history, that he faced overwhelming fears of not being as successful or intelegent as his parents, subsequently when he joined a franternity he found an escape from all those fears in booze, which led him to drugs and more serious forms of escaping. I think he has an addictive personality and as such, when he was finally getting fed up with his life, he found a new addiction, religion.
I think he'd be the best damn guest start CM has ever had. Or at least fun to have a character on an episode paralleling him.


Who do YOU want profiled?

Okay, as a christian I'm half-way offended. (I have no idea who this guy is but I do believe people can change....) I say I'm offended not really by what you said but by a lot of people in the news who claim to be "christians" that give us a bad name and others the wrong idea about what christianity really is. We're not all nut jobs! Okay...sermon's over for the day! :)



I think I would choose Michael Jackson or O.J. Simpson

I have no intent of offending anyone with that. I'm a Christian myself, and that man gives it a bad name, his views are racist, sexist, and he's a downright bigot. You can find people's accounts of meeting him just by doing a google search for "Brother Jed". I do believe that people can change as well, and maybe that's the case for him, I was just giving one possibility.

And I need to add, after the head shaving incident, I'd like to see Brittney Spears profiled too.

Good! We agree then! :D

And I agree about Brittany Spears too what is up with her?

I wanna say it's a big PR scam........but something just doesn't sit right with that whole thing.

Why O.J.?

I'd be curious to know if a profiler would consider O.J. a threat to himself or anyone else. (and if he showed signs that he really was the murderer)

Back to Brittany.....yeah, weird! When K-Fed looks like the sane parent....something is wrong!

That is something......that whole trial was so weird. And he's been weird ever since that trial too. I was kinda glad they cancelled the book he was writing, but I heard he's going to do another one.

K-Fed......ugh, so many bad things that go through my head when I hear about that guy. He was nothing more than someone looking for 15 minutes of fame and used her totally to stomp over and make a career and name for himself. I feel so bad for their kids.

"When K-Fed looks like the sane parent....something is wrong!"

You guys make me laugh.

I want to see... Spongebob Squarepants profiled. I think he may be hiding something.

Spongebob squarepants??? You make ME laugh! :lol:

Come to think of it...living in a pineapple under the sea could indicate a need for profiling!

No seriously. I think he's on speed or something! :P

So we have a crime, we have an unsub, but can the Canadian RCMP prove it?? We obviously know he is bad, however, I'd like to see what reid thinks!!
53-year-old Robert William Pickton
The Pickton case is now the largest serial killer investigation in Canadian history (Clifford Olson pleaded guilty in 1982 to killing 11 children in B.C.).
It is Canada’s biggest murder prosecution. In January 2007, a jury began hearing about the fates of six women who disappeared from Vancouver's downtown Eastside between 1997 and 2001.
The six are among 26 women Robert William Pickton, a pig farmer in suburban Port Coquitlam, is accused of killing.
The first of these women vanished from the seedy downtown Eastside district in 1995 and are among more than 60 women now listed as having gone missing since the late 1970s.
Pickton, 57, has pleaded not guilty to all of the charges, none of which has been proven in court.


CALL IN THE TEAM!! season final..Bones/Criminal Minds???
I'm sure we can find a small role for Sponge Bob, the PIG Farmer does live near the sea!! (vancouver BC)
ah yes...who to profile...the pig farmer, who if convicted, will become one of the most notorious serial killers in history, LETS GET INSIDE HIS HEAD!!

Funny k-fed LoL, she is already on pretty thin ice over that car seat incident, I'm sure California Social Services is watching this closely. I hope she gets support and help from family and friends!! (and professionals)
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What about profiling the profilers. I'm sure that Garcia spends too much time in front of a computer that its worrying and JJ never seems to get a day off. What do those to get up to when they get let out? Hotch needs to let lose, to much time spent in a shirt and tie, bet he's got leather secretly stashed away somewhere and Ried, well...

By the way, Paris never did Britney any good.

axis :ph43r: :uk:

SA Jentzer: Wow, that's nuts. What kind of evidence do they have against the guy?

Vivid: No, paris never did her any good at all, I think she just introduced her to the extreme form of "Any publicity is bad publicity" theory.

Spongebob, huh? He DOES seem like a suspicious character.

I think I'm going to add MGG the actor to that list. He's quite the character.

What paris introduced her to is (they made quite the pair didn't they)

.......I'm tired just got home from work and I swear that is what my brain calculated instead of

I laughed..... no I am laughing at myself.....perhaps somebody needs to profile me, I'll set up an appointment with SSA Greenaway. :lol:

Ifleia, the basics are: (HELLO WRITERS ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION)

Pickton and his brother David Francis Pickton ran a registered charity called the

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On February 5, 2002, police executed a search warrant for illegal firearms at the property owned by Pickton. He was taken into custody and police then obtained a second court order to search the farm as part of the BC Missing Women Investigation, when personal items (including a prescription asthma inhaler) belonging to one of the missing women were found. The farm was sealed off by members of the joint RCMP.
Forensic analysis was very difficult because the bodies of the victims had been left to decompose or allowed to be eaten by insects and pigs on the farm.
Pickton's trial began on January 30, 2006. He pleaded not guilty to 27 charges of first-degree murder in the British Columbia Supreme Court. The voir dire phase of the trial took most of the year (2006) to determine what evidence may be admitted before the jury.

At this time, a second suspect, a fellow by the name of Mr. Robert Square-pants, has not been charged as the court is waiting results from the FBI's BAU Profiling Team :lol:

The trial, with the jury just started a couple of weeks ago. So all the evidence has yet to be disclosed.......said to be a lot of very graphic circumstantial evidence <_< stay tuned

:canada:

Jentzer-Wow, thats pretty gruesome. And, no panties are good panties? :lol: Aw man, you guys crack me up!

Cara-hehe, Spongebob on speed...I can see his mugshot now! :lol:

Ok, I want to see myself profiled! I think it would be interesting, and Im definetly hinding something from myself (and no, this has nothing to do with the fact that I would get the ever lush SSA Hotchner to *cough* inspect me! :P)

Other than the ho, I would love to see Tony Blair (British PM) and President Bush profiled. I want to know why the hell they thought sending our troops on a wild goose chase into Iraq for oil was a goddamn good idea! [/rant over]

~xJemmax~

Amy Winehouse. Total crack head :P

Me too !! Me too!!!

According me to.. Spongebob is a small one mad, but adorable :lol: :lol:

me...i want them to profile me and see what they come up with...personally i think it'd be interesting

I would want profiled will be Lou J. Pearlman and see what kind of lies he would say just to cover his butt.

Also I think that those people who were hurt by Pearlman deserves to know what the heck was he thinking at the time for him to pull it off and never get caught until 13-15 years after he started doing it.

In my openion Pealman beinging in jail for 25 years is good thing also I hope he dies and goes to devil's land

Jordan and Peter Andre. Mainly because they may believe professionals when they say they need to get their act together. And, if that doesn't work, think of the book deals the profilers would get! :lol: