I thought we needed a place to share our favorite quotes. Either character's quotes or the opening quotes. Mine was from tonights episode.

Spencer Reid: A psycho with a whistle, thats not at all weird.

The only one i can remember is this one.

Gideon: Before you embark on revenge, dig two graves

That's my third favorite quote my second is:

Spencer Reid: The question that always makes me hazy, am I or the others crazy. (Albert Einstien)

I love the one with Yoda, can't remember it though :).

Gideon: Try again. Fail again. Fail Better
Reid: Samuel Becket
Morgan: Try Not. Do or do not
(Gideon looks questioningly at Reid)
Reid: Yoda

My favorite!!! That's why I put it on my banner....I think I like that one because it kind of sums up all three characters just in that one little quote. Gideon knowing something sophisticated - Morgan quoting Star Wars and the fact that Reid would recognize them both is just too funny to me.

I loved Reid's quote about the psycho with the whistle too...was laughing for a while!!

Not that any of you could guess (not that I've raved them when ever I could!!!) but mine are:

Blood Hungry:
GARCIA: (hint, hint) Well, if--if I may, if you were in your office, you'd
have more room to spread out, and you'd get a fresh perspective. Do you think?
Maybe? No?
(Gideon is looking at Garcia, but we get the feeling that he's not really
listening to her.)

Derailed:
REID: Could you guys do me a favor?
MORGAN: (seriously) Anything.
REID: Could at least one of you look like you're gonna see me again?

Riding the Lightning:
HOTCHNER: Riley. He's alive. You lose.

lol, I love those quotes!

~xJemmax~

Great quotes...there are so many to choose from too!

Here are two other favorites of mine:

[Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon]
Gideon:Garcia?
Hotch: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?
Gideon: The room...the one with all the screens?
[Hotch nods]
Gideon: I like her. She's great.
:D

Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.

Garcia is awesome.

OK, so this is a long quote, but it makes me laugh so hard whenever I hear it!

LILA ARCHER: What's happening, Spencer?
REID: Well, it's still rather speculative, but it appears there's a delusional
assassin who's killing people to help further your career. It probably started
as a stalker. An erotomanic stalker. There's a psychopathology of the
evolution of these types of stalkers and the fact that he's contacting you
indicates that he believes you owe him something. This model frequently
concludes itself to one of two possibilities: Either the stalker will kill
himself, or he'll kill the object of his affection.

Just because she was expecting him to go 'Its Ok, don't worry, we'll catch him' but he turns round and probably makes her feel worse, without even realising it! :lol:

Also, just the whole dialogue between Morgan and Reid at the end, where Reid is trying to work out if what he's feeling is OK, and then Morgan turns round all shocked and says 'You calling me a dog?'

REID: Hey, Morgan? Has there ever been a girl that you wanted to be with for
more than, you know, just one night?
MORGAN: Excuse me?
REID: I've never seen you with the same girl twice.
MORGAN: What, are you calling me a dog?

REID: Have a good weekend.
MORGAN: Yeah, you too, Romeo.

Actually, just like any dialogue between Moprgan and Reid in that eppie, like when Lila drinks Reids soda! lol, I'll stop now, really :rolleyes:

~xJemmax~

ETA: How come my posts are always so long?! :rolleyes:

lol. good quotes. The one I'm thinking of is more of the actions then words between Morgan and Reid. It's in L.D.S.K. when Morgan gave Reid the attack whistle and at the end Reid tosses it to Morgan and Morgan smiles and says "Touche' kid"

I love that scene :)

I know, isn't it great.

Aww, I loved that scene, I cracked up! :lol:

~xJemmax~

I also liked the phsyco with a whistle one. Funny stuuufff...

But I liked near the end of that episode, when Gideon and Frank were talking...

Frank: "I hope you feel like me someday."
Gideon:"If I ever felt like you, I'd kill myself."
Frank:"Call me first, I'd love to pick your brains."

I laughed at that one too. Oh and I know that this isn't a quote but when Hotch, Reid and Prentiss walked into the trailer, Reid's expression was so.... I dunno. I wanted to give him a big hug there hahaa. Even more than usual, that is :P

That was a great quote and Reid had a great expression. I wonder if they'll find Frank in a later episode.

I loved that scene!

One of my favourite quotes is the J.J. one I use for my signature...I just knew then that I would love her character :)

Also
Man: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius

Bless, he's just so sweet!

I completely forgot about that JJ quote. Thanks, that one's great. That Reid one is also one of the funniest CM quotes out there.

I just got Season One on DVD, and so I found some new quotes.

In Compulsion, when Mordan walks into Clara's room...
"OCD? More like OMG."
That made me laugh, because I say omg alll the time, and I've never actually heard anyone over my age say it. Coming out of Morgan, it just sounded funny.

And in The Popular Kids... (I can't remember the exact words)
When the Mike guy is in the interrigation room, and they show him the note that says "The lord demand the virgin be sacrificed at the next full moon"... or whatever it says haha. He laughs, and they ask him if he thinks it's funny Cherish is going to get killed. He replies..
"No, I think its funny they're calling Cherish a virgin."
That one got me laughing.

I found me some faves :D (mostly Reid, typically :P)

Heather’s Brother: Are you a genius or something?
Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified. I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius.

Morgan: I hate not having a plan. We’re looking for a needle in a haystack.
Reid: Actually, it’s more like we’re looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
Morgan: What?
Reid: A needle would stand out in a haystack.

Reid: You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine.
Morgan: No wonder you can't find a date.

Reid: Do you think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle: Have you ever asked anyone? [Reid shifts his eyes] That's why you can't get a date.

Reid: She's the only person in the whole world who calls me Spence.

Gideon: There’s someone else on the plane that’s a huge Skins fan.
Reid: Who?
Gideon: The only person in the world who calls you 'Spence.'

Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotchner: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Hotchner: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotchner: Well I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl.

Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's b*tch.
Reid: Really?

Gideon: Don't ever call me Dad again.
Elle: I wonder how he'd feel about Mom?
Reid: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.

Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the Physics mistakes?
Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek. Especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Morgan: Right.

Hotchner: What the hell was that?
Reid: He had a bomb.
Morgan: You didn't think we needed to know that?
Reid: I told you to go downstairs.
Morgan: You didn't say "bomb!"

Garcia: Reid, seriously, people that go inside that house never come out. Spoooky.
Reid: Garcia, could you at least pretend not to enjoy that rumor so much since I have actually entered that house?

Morgan: Yeah Reid, why are you still afraid of the dark?
Reid: Because of the inherent absence of light!

Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say 'butts.'

JJ: Oh I'm beating you, genius.
Reid: Genius Doctor Reid let you win.

Reid: There's nothing in the juvenile records.
Garcia: Okay, so think like a high school student.
Reid: I was 12 and hadn't gone though puberty yet when I was in high school.
Garcia: Okay, reset. I'll think like a high school student, you think like a profiler.

lol, I love that quote!!! :lol: Just the way everyone said it so naturally, it flowed, ya know?

lol, I hadn't heard those one's but they rock! :lol: I love the bomb one though! lmao!

~xJemmax~

Matthew *GG* Fan - thanks for the quotes - they're great :)

these are what i love..the clever banter, so very great!

and

aooooohhh oooooooohuhh
jentzer :canada:

No worries hmr :)
And LOL Jentzer, nice ones!! :D

"matthew *GG* fan" - those are ALL such great quotes! I love them! :D

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
~ Joseph Conrad


LDSK

Hotchner: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotchner: Well I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl.


Secrets and Lies
JJ: What do you suppose this is about?
Reid: Call me cynical, but considering it's 2 a.m., I doubt it's good news.
JJ: You are a genius.


LDSK
Hotchner: Nice shot. ( Reid hit the unsub in the forehead)
Reid: I was aiming for his leg.

Jentzer: where is this quote from?

Gideon: "You ever talk to someone who wants to continually show you he's smarter than you?"

Morgan: (pointing to Reid) "everyday."

gideon: "I don't understand it, why can't we shut it down"
garcia: "It's the INTERNET sir, once something is out there, you can never take it back" ;)
gideon: "The entire history of man, you can't UNDO anything.............Can you please do something,anything, I do not want him thinking he has a pulpit"

or something on the way lighter side...kinda sexy really:

jj: "Hey at least you get to spend your birthday weekend in Mexico"
hotch: "Yah and what is "doghouse" in Spanish"
dr spencer reid: "Lay-Cassa del Parro"
elle: " casa del perro" (must see tv)
dr spencer reid: "That's what I said"
elle: "Face it chico, you are only a genius in English"
:wub:
:canada:
jentzer

ROFL, those are AWESOME!! :D

Okay sorry I'm late into this, but I LOVE that quote. I believe they said it's by Confuscious(sp?).

I love how he snickers after this quote. It's my favorite.

I love this boy!

Gawd he's amazing. I'm honestly dying here without him. :(

Another of my favorites from the pilot episode:

Hotch: "This is special agent Gideon, special agent Morgan our expert on obsessional crimes and special agent Reid..."

Gideon: "Dr. Reid"

Hotch: "Dr. Reid our expert on.....well....everything."

I like that one too.

Haha yeah!!

My favorite is:

Heather’s Brother: Are you a genius or something?
Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified. I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius.

But here are some other good ones:

Blackwolf: Samuel, tell the men from the FBI who the Ga'he are.
Reid: The Ga'he are mighty spirits who dwell in desert caves.
Hotchner: Reid, is your name Samuel?
Reid: Sorry.

(I couldn't tell you how often I've done something like that - jumping in with the info when someone else is asked, lol)

Hotchner: What the hell was that?
Reid: He had a bomb.
Morgan: You didn't think we needed to know that?
Reid: I told you to go downstairs.
Morgan: You didn't say "bomb!"

Hotchner: Physics magic?
Reid: Yes, sir.
Hotchner: Reid, we talked about this.
Reid: I'm sorry, sir.
Hotchner: [smiling] You're really starting to get some distance on these things.

Elle: Chemical accelerant could mean chemistry student.
Reid: It could also mean chemistry professor.
Elle: I say student. You need self-confidence to lecture in front of a classroom full of 30 college kids. Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn’t go on dates, doesn’t go to parties, doesn’t feel comfortable in front of groups. [Reid looks at Elle] And of course he’s a total psychopath.
Reid: Of course.

Patrol Guy: You’re one of those FBI guys. A profiler, right? Like, one look at the crime scene you can tell what kind of shampoo a killer uses.
Gideon: You’re a bit skeptical.
Patrol Guy: Maybe a little.
Gideon: Your girlfriend thinks you’re going to break up with her.
Patrol Guy: You’re kidding, right?

Reid: Albert Einstein said, "The question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?"

-- Okay, gonna stop now before it becomes far too much :unsure:

All those are great but I had totally forgotten about this one....too funny! Poor Spencer! :D

Yeah, I always liked that one - it's one of the few times, that Reid's on the over side of a verbal slip-up. You feel bad for him, but you still have to laugh. :)