This is the story the forum members made up in the games section, I decided to type it out and correct it :D

One morning Reid walked into the BAU office and saw that someone was sitting at his’ desk, so he said ‘Excuse me, can I help you?’. He was shocked, when Elle Greenaway turned around to him, laughed, and offered him a coffee. ‘How much sugar is in this?’, asked Reid; He noticed that there was an empty pot of sugar on Morgan’s desk. ‘Wasn’t that pot of sugar full 10 minutes ago?...

‘We have a new case’, J.J. announced entering the room. ‘Where to this time?’, asked Morgan. Suddenly Gideon walked into the room shouting ‘We are leaving for Canada in.. Five minutes’, there is a crazy kidnapper on the loose in Calgary, Canada.

‘Wheels up in twenty, Elle meet Emily, fill her in!’. Elle looks at Emily, Emily looks at Elle. ‘So you are the new girl.. where is your gun?!’

The team boarded the plane and prepared for takeoff. ‘The Canadians need our help everybody’, J.J. announced while she handed the portfolios out to everyone.
‘The Royal Canadian Mounties have been searching for A mass-murdering clown that paints his victim's faces’. He also cuts off their left foot and uses it to perform some kind of unidentified ritual. She shows everyone the horrible crime scene photos.

Special agent Elle Greenaway pipes in. ‘Residue on the wrist and mouth indicate that duct tape is used as well as scotch tape to restrain the victim while he kills, which indicates he is very small, very weak or very insecure’. ‘His victims are all young women from 18 to 27 years old’. ‘They have brown hair with blue eyes and apparently pretty good left feet which may indicate that their right feet are handicapped in some way’. ‘He wears a uniform to work, it is a dress uniform for the RCMP so he blends in, is not seen as a threat’. ‘He kills his victims in the morning which could indicate he has work or has something big going on at night’.

Bing bing...return to your seats....seatbelt sign is on......pan...*show plane landing at the Calgary International Airport*....cameo appearance of an air canda employee....

Gideon stands and talks. ‘Elle, Emily and J.J., you head to the last crime scene’. ‘Reid and Morgan, you go see the victims’ families and Hotch and I will talk with the lead investigator about this stunning Air Canada employee becoming a member of the team!’

We see Elle, Prentiss and J.J. driving of in a SUV.

Suddenly Elle decides to start a conversation to lighten up the spirit. ‘Well Prentiss, this is a tough job and I want you to considerer becoming a Flight Attendant’. She points to new agent Jentzer who is driving. ‘It’s a tough job, but there are some benefits like getting to fly all over the world and meet loads of cute guys’. ‘Yes, you could say it’s a whole new meaning to the mile high club, but let’s not joke around’.. ‘Let’s get down to business’. ‘Can you pull into the Air Canada Cargo Warehouse?’

As she gets out of the vehicle, she bumps into a person as she turns.

‘Sorry about that, watch where your walking little fella’, special agent Jentzer says as she brushes shoulders with a person in shorts rushing away from the building. ‘Now that was strange!’ ‘why was that person even walking around here?’

We see Reid and Morgan pulling into a driveway. Reid gets out first and is jumping and running.

‘You didn’t drink that coffee right?’, Morgan asked when he noticed Reid was a little hyper from the caffeine and sugar.

‘There shouldn't be any unauthorized people in the warehouse! I’m sure that person doesn’t have a restricted air side level 6 clearance pass!!’. ‘We need to ask that person some questions, they are in the van, the one that says ‘Pam’s Texas Meter Reading Company’.

Morgan pulls out his cell phone and calls Garcia.

When Garcia picks up the phone, the first thing she says is ‘Hi Handsome!’. ‘Hi babe, I need you to work a little magic. Can you find out who drives a certain van for ‘Pam’s Texas meter gas company?’

‘Anything for you gorgeous!’. Garcia processes the information on the computer. ‘I see about 30 names, I will need the plate number to have an answer for you in about ten seconds."
Morgan quickly checks the plate and gives Garcia the information. ‘Work your magic Garcia, we are counting on you!’.

‘Wait a minute.. this is weird!’ ‘It says that the past driver named Pam Geocaching is dead and the vehicle was reported stolen’. ‘Let me do more research and I’ll try to figure out who stole it, Tata for now!’ With that she hangs up.

Morgan barely closes it phone when it rings again. It’s the girl he met at a bar last weekend who now appears to be in her own words ‘knocked up’. Morgan tries to tell her she has the wrong number, but she continues to talk. Meanwhile Gideon and Hotch are looking for Morgan and Kirsten, who are now hiding in the SUV and are trying to get in touch with J.J. and Reid who are a little busy making coffee for everyone and ordering giant double chocolate cookies from the local bakery.

Meanwhile, Morgan and Garcia are still hiding in the SUV waiting for Reid and J.J. to come and rescue them from the evil killer who wants to kill them and burn their bodies.

They are not aware of an unsub who is looking at Hotch and Gideon. Because they know some very important things on him they are now his target. His goal is now to kill every male over 30 and to perform supernatural style rituals on them.

Gideon and Hotch are flipping through case files when they hear an alarm clock. Garcia realizes that she has been dreaming and jumps up from her chair, races over to her computer and starts typing. She is searching frantically for the name and address of her ex-husband who lives in New York city. She met him when she was in college studying computer programming and French. They met in a bar one night and fell in love but what she didn't know was that he had a terrible secret that he tried to hide from everyone by changing his identity. However one night when Garcia was working she used her amazing computer skills to find out his true identity. She realized he was actually in the witness protection plan because he had seen his parents get brutally murdered by their psychotic neighbor, who had watched American Psycho 2 too often. The killer then decided that killing the parents wasn’t enough and went after their son Marc. When Garcia found out she felt betrayed and confronted him with her acknowledgment. He denied it saying she had mistaken him for someone else. But Garcia made clear how sure she was. After the divorce, Garcia vowed never to speak to him again

But then a case came up that caused them to meet. It was awkward, but luckily Reid asked Garcia to come with him to the Bahamas to interrogate a suspect in the newest case of the BAU. Garcia accepted, and the two packed their stuff and went to the airport. Just before they boarded the plane, the pilot pulled them aside and asked Garcia if she wanted to see the cockpit. But instead of showing her how to fly a plane he tied her to a chair in the cockpit! He produced a large diamond ring.

Meanwhile Reid,who got separated from Garcia while looking at a girl who looked just like Lila, decided he would go over and ask her name and she said ‘Oh, I'm Jessica Archer’.
Reid immediately realised this woman was Lila's sister who was separated from the family when Lila decided she didn't want any competition and demanded that Jessica moved away.

Jessica vowed that she would return and get revenge. And the best revenge was getting the guy she loved. Jessica smiled sweetly at Reid and began to flirt, Reid wasn't sure how to react because of Lila. He decided to escape and look for Garcia so he said simply: ‘Sorry Jessica, but I have to go...’. Jessica grabbed his hand and began to scrawl her number on it. But Reid pulled his hand back and ran away.

Meanwhile, Garcia was captivated by the huge sparkling ring . The pilot looked at her and asked : ‘Do you want to marry me Penelope?’ ‘I can't - I'm in love with my boss,’ Garcia replied. ‘YOUR BOSS?!’, Ken the pilot looked stunned at her. ‘Yes, I'm in love with my boss. Oh god!’
‘So what's his name?’, Ken asked. ‘It’s Jason..’ an unreadable expression appeared on Ken’s face. ‘Well, that's better than Hotch,’ Ken told her.

‘Hotch is far too serious - he is no fun at all...’ ‘Although he looks so cute in those suits,’ Garcia grinned. ‘Well, you aren't his type - It might surprise you but... I think I'm going to ask him to marry me,’ Ken told her, while nodding his head seriously. ‘So you were just practicing on me?’ asked Garcia. ‘Just kidding - I heard he had feelings for that Latina on the team...’
‘Well it doesn't matter because he's married. Now let me go,’ begged Garcia. ‘Of course it matters - I saw him kissing her - and I will not let you go!’

Reid suddenly raced into the cockpit, heard the last part of the conversation and yelled;
‘She's mine! And we need to leave now to make my wedding.’

‘Whose marriage?’ asked Jessica who had followed Reid to the cockpit. ‘I'm in love with Lila. I'm going to marry her!’ ‘No you are mine!’ Jess yelled and pointed a gun at him. ‘Ah, guns. Hotch told me once that to have a perfect shot you have to follow three easy steps, and I always fail to follow the last one which is following through after shooting.’

Jessica just shook her head and walked away. Ken, the pilot, changed the topic. ‘So are you ready to take off?’ ‘No Reid, we can't go! I sense JJ is in trouble!’

Meanwhile Hotch looked sadly at Elle, he knew he was screwed. ‘I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about Emily and I. I wasn't going to say anything because Hayley’.

Meanwhile in DC Emily dialed a number: ‘It's over - nobody plays games with me - and Elle is next!’ She looked at the two bodies in front of her. Then Emily started dancing a weird happy dance. Hotch looked at Elle ‘I'm sorry, Elle, I love you - you know that. But I'm mad at you for making Reid so hyper with the sugar!’

‘So you make out with E...’. Suddenly Emily showed up, grabbed Elle and hold a knife against her throat. ‘One wrong movement and she is dead! Tell her that you love me’. Hotch pulled his gun and shot Emily straight between the eyes. But it wasn't Emily he shot, it was her twin Amelia. The only way to tell them apart was to see their stomachs because Amelia's was tattooed with a witch and a dark red cross over a black skull...

Hotch really thought he had killed Emily and was worried that Section Chief Strauss would tell him to find another job, so he decided to Check Emily's body to see if she was really dead and it scared the hell out of him when he tried to find a heartbeat but only heard a weird gurgling sound coming from her. Confused, Hotch called Reid to ask for advice but Reid was depressed because Lila decided she was a lesbian. Reid then told Hotch he was quitting the team because Morgan was mean to him and told him that he liked Rossi better. So Hotch told Reid to calm down and