So yeah, quotes, funny quotes, famous quotes, doesn't need to be from CM ;) just needs to be a quote :P

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

(so love that one :lol: )

A man of quality is not threatened by a woman of equality.

""I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." "

By Marilyn Monroe

loving the new thread by the way, very nice Luna!!

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
- Jeannette Rankin

"The challenge isn't to sing the song, but to put my heart and soul into it." - Celine

"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls. The most massive characters are seared with scars." Khalil Gibran.

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
- Faith Whitlessly

Sure God created man before women but then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece ;)

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

- Lucille Ball

I Lucy quote!!!! I love it! :D

As finishing touch, God created the Dutch!


HA :P

Diet is "die" with a "T" - Garfield

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind"

Can you tell I'm on a diet? :lol: (I'm just being silly now!)

Love and Law are a lot alike; Romantic in theory but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
- Ally McBeal (loved that show!)

One about my favourite thing: hope

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: You don't give up.
- Anne Lamott

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Robert C. Gallagher

Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out. - Libbie Fudim

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself - George Bernard Shaw


What lies before us and what lies beyond us is tiny compared to what lies within us - Oliver Wendell Holmes


"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."?????????

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, and then repent.
- Bob Dylan

^One of my personal favourites. :)

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.
- Paul McCartney (there were rumours, and people who still believe it, that he died in 1969…he didn't, but there are still people who believe it)

The only difference between fiction and reality is fiction has to be credible.
- Unknown (I actually got it from my friend, and she wasn't sure who said it, so yeah)

when i first heard this quote i was like 13 ..

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
its by Abraham Lincoln

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page"

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that is a good quoet ...

here one :

life is like a box of choclate's you know now what your gonna get...From The movie Forest Gump

I always loved that one...great movie :rolleyes:

"Fortune and love befriend the bold."

-Ovid

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable - Dave Tyson Gentry

'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intorable that we have to alter it every six months' - Oscar Wilde
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'Commit the oldest sins, in the newest kind of ways.' - William Shakespeare
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'I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.' - Albert Einstein
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'Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.' - R. Kennedy
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'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.' - Albert Einstein

May you live each day of your life ~ Jonathan Swift

You know that you're the only one in my life I can talk hours about paint and not get bored?
~ Sister/best friend :lol:

‘Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.’

Don't know who it's by...


“A girl should be two things – classy and fabulous!” – Coco Chanel

I love these two. ;)

Only in your imagination can you revise.
- Fay Wray

"A clean house is the sign of a wasted life!"


"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"


How people treat you is their karma, but how you react is yours


Isn’t it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back, everything is different?


I have no idea who said any of them....

Hindsight is always 20/20
- Billy Wilder

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry; it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry; it'll change.
- John A. Simone Sr.

"When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila, and salt and call me over!"

"Carpe Diem" don't know who said/wrote it but I think it is a great quote... B)

What’s Minnie without mickey
What’s tigger without pooh
What’s Patrick without spongebob
What’s me without you

Cute one...

Carpe Diem, doesn't that just mean seize the day in Latin or something?

What you have become is the price you paid for what you used to want.
- Mignon McLaughlin

I was actually going to write a oneshot for a different fandom based on this quote, it was gonna be like a character study thing because as soon as I read it I thought of the character, but I never got around to it. :rolleyes:

Living simply means concentrating on what’s important in light of eternity, and not taking the rest of life too seriously. Annie Chapman

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller

i love this author its one of my fav quotes

In criticism I will be bold, and as sternly, absolutely just with friend and foe. From this purpose nothing shall turn me By Edgar allan Poe

Don't be embarrassed by who you are. People are gonna judge you no matter what you do.
- Melina Kanakaredes (had to check the spelling on that)