Title: Blue Water High- Surfs Up
Description: Starch's wacky bwh story.
Worthy - April 30, 2007 10:21 AM (GMT)
okay, this is a really funny, stupid, slapstick silly story. Its consists of only dialog of your fave characters from the first series. We shall see some second series people in later episodes.
So to kick off my new bwh series we have a double episode.
ah to make it easier im putting the intials of who is speaking so:
Anna: A
Bec: B
Fly: F
Edge: E
Perri: P
Matt: M
Heath: H
also the episode ends when a character says surfs up. kinda lame i know, but i couldnt think of anything else.
This story was originally was suppose to use heads of the characters but i couldnt figue how to get pics on here so this'll have to do for now.
Episode 1:"A Fresh Start"
A: Welcome to this new series featuring us! F: Life after the first series hasn't been easy so we decided to reunite. P: So we are now happily reunited! M: Speak for yourself. E: Yeah some of us were forced to be here. B: Your guys are such killjoys. E: Shouldn't you already be use to that by now? B:...
M: Well Fly and Edge, shouldn't you guys be on tour? A: He obviously doesn't watch the show. F: I postponed my spot for the next five years, so I will be able to finish year 11 and 12 and the Uni degree that I'm going to do. E: According to the second series I quit the circiut because I hate parties apparently. Then I go catch up with Heath. B: Speaking of Heath, where is he? A: He won't be included for the first couple of episodes because Starch doesn't want to deal with so many characters. Lets just say he's at the Gold Coast right now. P: What's he doing at the Gold Coast? A: Didn't anyone except for me watch the second series? B, P,M, E, F: *shakes head* A: Oh well...
M: Fly doesn't a Uni course take at least 4 years? F: I guess so M: Then how do you plan to do year 11 and 12, then a four year course in 5 years? F: Dangit, I'll approch Solar Blueand ask for an extension, they won't mind. P: Will you ever actually competein the world circuit? F: At this rate, probably not. Plus I want to have a year off before I go to Uni. M: So 7 years before you compete? F: Yup that sounds about right. P: So that was a waste of time you being at Solar Blue? F: In a short, yes. B: And just to think, one of us could be on the circuit if it wasn't for you. A: Probably not, because then Starch would still change the story so there's a reason why your not on the circuit. E: Who's Starch? A: Erm.. Nevermind, time to wrap up this episode E: What episode? A: *Looks for distraction* Look! Beautiful right handers, surf's up!
Liking this? Good, if not read it anyways...
Episode 2:"Surfing Or No Surfing? Lets Go To Germany!"
M: Its just occured to me , Anna shouldn't you be in Germany kiteboarding? A: No because then I wouldn't be her would I? M: Thats why I'm asking. A: You despise me that much? M: No, its just that if you weren't here then I wouldn't be here either. A: Where is "here" by the way? B: Sydney I think. A:Hello Bec, I didn't here you walk in. Sydney suits me fine. M: Yeah Byron Bay has good breaks. Any one for a surf? B: Sure I'- A: HOLD IT! We can't go surfing yet! B,E: Why not? A: Because whenever we go for a surfit means the end of an episode. B,E: Oh. B So we can only go surfing at the end of an episode? A: In theory, yes.
*SLAM*
E: What did we miss? F: Yeah sorry we're late. P: We overslept and forgot there was an episode on today. E: What episode? F: The one we are starring in... right now. E: I still don't understand, but don't try explaining it to me because I don't care. P: *rolls eyes* Well that will make the audience feel special. E: *raises eyebrows* Audience? P: Don't worry! E: It's ok, I wasn't. F: Now what. A: Let's go to Germany! B: Why? M: Because Matt wants me to kiteboard over there. Let's go! M: But aren't we out of time for today? P: Well, technically its not time due to the fact we are in text form- E: You're all nuts! P: So we are out of our allocated lines on this spiffy Blue Water High Forum. M: That works. A: Who wants to do the honours? B: I'll go! F: Shouldn't we have a moral or something at the end of each episode so the audience knows its the end? B: Yep sounds good. Got one: When surfing make sure its not during an episode, surfs up!
First aired 30th April, 2007
So which 4 people catch a plane to Germany? Who gets left behind? All will be revealed in the next episode, when I've either finished typing it up or when someone posts feedback, whichever comes last.
Credit: If it wasnt for this guy- gemini6ice, this story wouldnt of happened. Ive stolen many of his ideas off him to put it into this story. All hail gemini6ice. Amen
britneycita - May 23, 2007 04:17 AM (GMT)
Wow Worthy it was pretty cool! I still laughing jaja More please!!!! and u're so right, they always finish the episode surfing and with a city lights song jaja
I wanna read the next episode! more please!!!
honors!!!
Worthy - May 23, 2007 06:11 AM (GMT)
WOOHOOHOO!! Finally someone has posted a message! :D
Thank you so much britneycita!! I thought that no one would post a message so i couldnt post up the next episodes, phew! :P
Just so you know there is a grand total of 17 episodes in this series with a new series on its way ;)
Oh and incase you didnt figure it out already, Starch is me :P Its another one of my nicknames.
I managed to convince my friends to start reading my story and they liked it :D
That is so true how they have a City Lights song in almost episode, well its very true for the second series...
So without further ado, the next episode:
Episode 3:"Leaving"
E: I still don’t think it’s a good idea to go to Germany. P: well that’s a cheerful way to open an episode. E: What epi- P: Nevermind!! F: Why don’t you want to go to Germany Edge? E: I don’t trust you guys. M: What! Not even me? E: Not particularly. M: When have I ever betrayed your trust?
*Boys start to fight*
B: Well while they are figuring that out, let’s go. F: What, without them? A: Why not? F: Now that we got that sorted let’s magically cut scenes so we are at the airport. B: But that’s not physically possi- Whoa we’re here. P: Yeah that’s because Starch is writing this. B: Oh. A: Let’s get on the plane. P: Shotgun window seat! F: Anna, how are we supposed to end the episode if we don’t have any surf to surf in? A: You’ll have to talk to Starch about that…
. Please put your seat in the upright position and fasten your seatbelt. We are about to take offF: Alright, imagine 16 hours and we’ll be in Germany! P: So that equals two episodes right? A: Right. B: So how are we supposed to end the episode? P+F+A: Hmmmm….
Meanwhile, back at Sydney
E: You stole my notebook at the beginning of the year! M: What notebook? E: The one where I write down strategies that I think during the middle of the night! M: No you hid that from us! E: Oh yeah. Well now that’s settled let’s go to Germany. M: Yep, ready girls? Girls? They left without us! How dare them! E: Stuff that I’m going for a surf. M: Aren’t you going to say the final conclusion? E: No. M: Fine I will. Those girls are going to regret leaving us behind! Surf’s up.
Aired 3rd May 2007
Who will Fly, Perri, Bec and Anna meet on the plane?Just a hint its someone from the second series What popular card game do the girls play on the plane? All will be revealed in the next episode!
britneycita - June 6, 2007 04:56 AM (GMT)
Jjajaja that was so cool too!!!!! jajaja I have forgotten that about the notebook... the part that they appear magically in the airport is pretty cool, i'll be waiting for the next episode :D good job!!!!
meanwhile, I have uploaded some BWH videos to youtube, if you wanna check them out here you are:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=britneycitado you have a youtube account??? be safe
Marylin
surf's up LOL
Worthy - June 9, 2007 11:37 AM (GMT)
Thank you so much!! Incidently, nice signiture!! Wow, I seriously need to type up more episodes soon (I typed a few onto my computer a long time ago) I have a strange feeling that in the second series that you're going to hate Britneycita, with you being a Perri fan and all. Ahem, anyway Im not going to give anything away!!
These days I have a special lil notebook which I write down the episodes. So much fun although I havent written one for a while... Id better get cracking, so without further ado episode 4!!!
Episode 4: Lets land, Hi Brooke!
B: Uno! F: 5 P: Ha! Draw four! B: Ah dang it. A: This plane trip is now some what boring. B: Told you, you should have joined our game of Uno. A: But I played Uno with you guys for the last 459 games B:… P: Anyway, I thought that a normal plane had rows of three seats not four like ours. F: Ow! Hey, where’d my seat go? A: Nice one Perri you pointed out a plothole which immediately gets corrected when pointed out. F: Where do you suppose I sit now? B: The overhead locker? F: I’m not that small! P: You could always nab the stewardess’s seat… F: *sigh* This is going to be a long episode.
Ladies and gentlemen… and grommets
F: Yay, we’re mentioned.
This is your captain speaking, we are about to land. Please put your seatbelts on and put your seats into the upright position.
F: Gargh! Guys now what do I do?! B: Get your ticket out Fly. F: *gets ticket out* Phew, its here *ticket disappears* Hey where’d it go? A: Maybe because your seat doesn’t exist anymore, neither does your ticket… F: Now what? P: There’s only one option left. Guys get her! F: Arrgh! B: Into the overhead locker Fly. A: Only for a short time.
*SLAM*
P: Well that was easy. F: *muffled* I hate you guys. Stewardess: Everything okay girls? P: Yes, great. Stewardess: Just checking the overhead locker.
*Click*
Stewardess: Perfect. A: Will Fly be able to breathe in there? B: I think so. Although its just occurred to me, how did she fit in there with all our luggage? P: What luggage? We didn’t bring any! We didn’t have time because we magically cut scenes remember? B: Oh yeah… So we have nothing? A: No, we have my kiteboard. B: That’s it? A: Yep. P: Why just the kiteboard? A: So Matt can see me kiteboard in Germany, just like he wanted. P: But Matt’s not even here. B: Yeah him and Edge will probably try to kill us for leaving them behind! F: *muffled* You know who else is going to try to kill you? B: Yeah we do seem to be taking a long time landing aren’t we?
*CRASH! BANG!*
This is your captain speaking. We have now had a smooth landing in Hamburg, Germany. Please gather your belongings and leave the plane. Thankyou for flying with us.
B: C’mon Fly, time to come out. F: *talking to Brooke* I never realised that there was a big surfing event here in Germany. I remember Matt saying that there was only a little bit of surf in Germany. Brooke: Yeah I didn’t know either, until yesterday when I got on this plane. I have to say though the seat that Solar Blue has given me is pretty small, not to mention cheap! F: Well Bec, Perri and Anna basically stuffed me in here because my seat disappeared, no thanks to Perri. P: *cough* F: Oh we’ve landed already? B: Yeah we have. Hi Brooke, never thought I would see you here. Brooke: Me neither! Especially for a surf comp where no surf exists. But, you know, impossible things are always happening to me. P: You don’t say. Brooke: Yeah, anyways I’ll see you guys around. F+P+B+A: Bye. B: Hey look, the newsagents has a surfing magazine, this’ll have to do to end the episode. F: Whatever you do, do not point out plotholes or you could end up squashed in an overhead locker, surfs up. B: Well not really… P: Shotgun reading the magazine first!
Aired 8th June 2007
Where will Fly, Anna, Bec and Perri go next? How will Edge and Matt get to Germany? What character from series 2 will we see in Germany?Why does that taxi driver have a knife? What character from Narnia shall we see?(Yes I did say Narnia. Seen the movie? Good stuff that is)
Britneycita feel free to have a crack at these questions, it'll be fun for you guess! Ill update as soon as you post a comment (stupid no double posting allowed rule <_< )
britneycita - June 11, 2007 04:13 AM (GMT)
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I think having a notebook with you all the time is a really good idea, u're so ceative, GOD! Nah I'm not gonna hate you... well, it depends... LOL, jaja I'm lying! It's just that her character can be well ajusted to many situations so sometimes she's not gonna look good.
I ad so much fun reading this quote, jaja Fly on the overhead locker jaja that's hilarious! and when Perri said "Anyway, I thought that a normal plane had rows of three seats not four like ours." and Anna: Nice one Perri you pointed out a plothole which immediately gets corrected when pointed out" jaja or when said "There’s only one option left. Guys get her!" jaja but I didn't understand how Brooke appered in the airplane , was it magic too? :P
well, I think that maybe they could go to a very horrible and nasty and poor hotel next, for Solar Buemistake :unsure: they can get there surfing, along the sea... They can find Mike, coz he travels around he world. an Maybe Amy could became he "White Wicth" from Narnia jiji :) (sorry not very creative as u!)
Whatever you do next I'm sure it'll be awesome! thanks for noticing my signtue :D be safe!
Marylin = britneycita B)
Worthy - June 11, 2007 10:50 AM (GMT)
LOL! Yes I thought that shoving Fly in the overhead locker was good, thats one of my fave bits :D Im not EXACTLY sure how Brooke appeared in the airplane either... But we will see her later in the series (im not trying to give anything away but oh well)
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well, I think that maybe they could go to a very horrible and nasty and poor hotel next, for Solar Buemistake they can get there surfing, along the sea... They can find Mike, coz he travels around he world. an Maybe Amy could became he "White Wicth" from Narnia jiji (sorry not very creative as u!)
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Hotel? Hmm... not exactly. Nice guess for Mike, you will find out this episode. The White Witch is too evil for this story lol!
Just going through character represtentaions again:
Fly= F
Bec= B
Perri= P
Anna= A
Matt= M
Edge= E
Heath= H
Guest Characters:
Annabel who is Heath's girlfriend in series 2, even though we dont actually see her= Annabel
Mike from BWH= Mike
Peter from Narnia= Peter
So without further ado:
Episode 6: "Magical Uno Cards and Madman Taxi Driver".
E: How on earth did those girls afford those tickets for Germany? M: Who knows but we have to get there somehow. H: Dudes, get to see you! M: Heath! E: Hey man, you don’t happen to have a spare $10 000 on you? Or tickets to Germany? H: Nah sorry. M: Who’s the girl? H: My girlfriend. This is Annabel. Annabel: Hi. M: What happened to Fly? H: You didn’t watch the second series, did you? E: No, it’s on our to-do list. M: You don’t know how to get to Germany cheap do you? H: Why Germany? M: The girls are there and left us behind. H: Well I have these magical Uno cards that you can use. E: Uno cards…? H: Yeah, they are a one-time use card which can get you anywhere. M: You don’t want them? Annabel: Yes! H: Nah, have ‘em. Annabel: But Heath,- H: Shut up Annabel! Annabel: You’re so mean *runs off crying* H: Ah well, I was going to dump her soon anyway. M: All over magical Uno cards? Oh well, thanks man. H: No worries. M: Magical Uno cards, take us to Frankfurt, Germany!
*POOF!*
H: Oops I forgot that there is a chance of some random side effects. Ah well…
E: Matt, where are we? M: I’m not really sure, we SHOULD be in Frankfurt. Excuse me sir, where are we? Really? Thank you. We’re in Hamburg. E: I knew I didn’t trust Heath for a good reason. Got any ideas on what to do first Einstein? M: We should get a job so we can get money to get a place to live. E: Pretty complex plan, mate. M: Yes it is. Let’s walk. E: Eh? M: Nothing, I’m just plainly stating what we are doing so the audience knows exactly what’s happening and makes us look incredibly stupid at the same time. E: What audience? M: Why do I bother? Hey look, what’s this? E: *picks it up* I think it’s a scratchie… M: Hmm…
Meanwhile, a couple of streets away…
A: We should call a taxi. P: Call a taxi what? F: It not nice to call names. P: Be quiet short stuff. F: OI! B: TAXI! P: Has anyone else noticed that we missed out episode 5 and moved on to episode 6? A: That’s because Starch hates the number 5. P: Oh. B: Where are we heading guys? A: Well we need a job… B: Can you take us to a place where it needs workers? Yeah, sounds good. Drive on, my good man. A: Well? B: He’s taking us to a place called Mike’s Place. Apparently it’s a restaurant that’s looking for workers.
*Screech*
A; Wow, here already? That was quick! F: Err, your pay? Sorry we don’t have any money at the moment, but we can pay you back la- GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM ME! RUN! P: The doors on the restaurant are locked! B: Move over!
[b]*SMASH! Tinkle, tinkle*[/b]
F: I wonder how much those perplex* windows cost anyway. P: Fly, now’s not the time to stop and think. WE ARE ABOUT TO BE RUN OVER BY A GERMAN KNIFE-CARRYING TAXI DRIVER! NOW GET IN!! Mike: Do you mind? Fly! Bec! Perri! Friend of theirs! Whoa, what’s with the madman? B: You know, he’s only trying to kill us. Help us, please! Mike: Relax. Oi! Peter, c’mere! Peter: You called? Mike: Yes, we have a knife-carrying taxi driver. Peter: Not for long! Mike: Wield that sword! A: Wow, he’s pretty hot. F: Who? Mike? A: No! Peter! B: Hmm… this episode is going far longer than what Starch expected. Peter: Take that you rip off taxi driver! A: He’s so dreamy *goes off in dreamy state* F: Anna, are you okay? B: I wonder what ever happened to Joe? Peter: And don’t come back! Mike: Enough of this madness. Peter this is Fly, Bec, Perri and… you are? A: *blushes* Anna. Anna Peterson. Mike: Another Solar Blue contestant? A: That’s right… well more of a kiteboarder. Peter: *blinks* Kiteboarder? P: Long story. Anyway Mike, who’s the manager here? Mike: Me… With Peter as the only employee. I’m looking for more workers. F: Excellent, because we all need jobs. B: We were smart enough not to bring any possessions. A: Yes we did, my kiteboard! P: So, Mike, we need a job so we can rent somewhere. Mike: Okay, you’re hired. As for accommodation you can stay upstairs. That’s where the sleeping quarters are. F: Great! Thanks Mike. Mike: No worries, I hope you’re okay for working tonight, we are majorly understaffed. Is that okay? F: Fine with me. P: I’m cool with it. B: Good with me. A: Are you working tonight Peter? Peter: Yes. A: I’m okay with it. B: Alright next problem, ending the episode. F: Well there are surfing pictures on the wall so that’ll do. A: I’ll end it; Peter is so hot. And never get into a taxi with a knife-carrying madman. Surfs Up!
* If you dont know, perplex windows are those industructable windows....
So... What romance is going to happen between two certain charcters? Will Edge and Matt meet up with the rest of the gang next episode? What character turns out to be really bossy and violent (dont worry, still G rated) And what character from Doctor Who appears? All will be revealed in Episode 7! (That is as soon as I finish typing it up...)
Oh and this is a pic of Peter (isnt he hot? *drools* Ahem, anyways) from Narnia, just in case...
britneycita - June 12, 2007 03:26 AM (GMT)
:blink: Where is episode 5 ! :D haven't noticed it
Jaja yeah maybe the Witch is too evil as you said jaja sorry! Didn't know Heath had another girlfriend in series 2 called Annabel :( how did fly and him break up??? in what moment!
* If you dont know, perplex windows are those industructable windows....
thanks for explaining me this, I had an idea but wasn't sure
I'm having so much fun reading his! when Anna said: ohh he's hot jaja
I think Anna and Peter are gonna all in love but Jo will return.
Doctor Who? is that a serie???
an yes, he's hot :P take care!
Worthy - June 12, 2007 10:50 AM (GMT)
You havent watched Dr Who? Its a really good sci-fi TV show. You know Barty Crouch Jn in Harry Potter 4? Well the same guys plays Dr Who (in the new series) Ill include a pic of a darlex for you (i think thats how you spell it anyway)
Fly and Heath broke up in the episode where the BWH gang go to the ball thingy, how Eric falls in the water and confesses his love to Amy. So episode like that around the episode number 14 mark I think.
Yes I thought that indistructable windows would be a good thing for Bec to break LOL!!
Im glad you're liking it so much! I thought that this topic would sit here forever on the first 2 episodes without anyone posting a comment! My friends at school are liking it too ( they are far ahead as they are up to episode 6 of the second series!) Its like now I have to come on the net and type up the new episode (which takes around half and hour per episode- pretty long!!) I dont mind too much though cos I like how you compilment me! :D What can I say? My ego for drumming AND writing has increased dramatically over the last few weeks LOL!!
Yes Anna and Peter are the romantic pair.
Episode 7: Attack Of The Darlex. Respect Fly, Bec Learns.P: What would you like sir? Uh-huh, yep, on its way. Mike we need a lasagne. Mike: On that.
*E + M walk in* M: This is a quaint little restaurant. E: Yeah, sweet how we won the jackpot on that scratchie eh? M: I still can’t get over that. Waiter! Waiter! B: Waitress actually. M: What the hell?! How did you get here? B: Matt! I could say the same for you! Once we came off the plane we took a taxi to here and the driver turned out to be a madman so we are now working here to pay off our debt for the window I broke. M: You broke a window? B: If you were facing an idiot with a knife you would break a window too. Anyway how did you get here? E: I'm here too. B: Okay, how did you guys get here? E: Heath. B: I thought he wasn’t going to be in an episode for a while. M: *looks at Edge* Well? E: Well what? You explain what happened! M: That’s not what I was meaning… Moving along, Heath gave us magical Uno cards which transported us here. Although we wanted to go to Frankfurt, not Hamburg. B: Why? M: Because that’s where we thought you were going to. B: Oh. E: We’re millionaires too. B: *rolls eyes* Yeah sure. And Fly’s on the pro circuit right now. M: Really? F: *In the kitchen*
Bec! What are you doing??!! Keep working!! B: Does that answer your question? M: Oh, well when we found ourselves a couple of streets away we found a scratchie on the ground. E: We won the jackpot and we’re millionaires!!! B: I didn’t realise that scratchies gave out millions, I thought they only gave out hundreds of thousands at the most. M: Well this one is different. Where are you guys living anyway? F:
Bec, if you don’t get your as- P: Butt!- F:
Here right now, you’re sleeping on the floor tonight!! B: We are in the living quarters upstairs… Unfortunately there aren’t enough beds. E: You can live with us. B: Where do you live? E: In a penthouse apartment. B: Sure, anything is better than here. F:
BEC! B: Did you guys want anything before I see what Fly wants? M: A coffee thanks. E: Hot wedges. B: Kay, they’ll be here soon.
M: Doesn’t it look kinda bad Edge, with Bec moving in? E: What do you mean? M: 2 guys, 1 girl… This is a
family website after all. E: Get Perri to move in then if you have such a problem with it. M: Good idea.
*BANG!! SMASH!!!*Exterminate, destroy.E: What on Gods earth is that?! M: What? PO Box 1 in the Sky? E: What the hell are you on about? M: Its God’s address, PO Box 1 in the Sky. Anyway I think that thing is a Darlex. E: A what? M: A Darlex. All it does is say “exterminate, destroy” and blow up stuff. E: Only! M: I’ll handle this.
Oi! Bec! F: Bec is—P: Indisposed! –F: At the mome- Matt! How did you get here? E: And Edge! M: Uno cards, long story, there happens to be a Darlex in this quaint little restaurant. We were hoping that you could dispose of it. F: I’ll ask Mike. *turns* Mike, there's a Darlex, whadda we do? Mike: We have had 4 of them before, Peter!!
Peter: *Talking to Anna* So my sister said to the beaver- Mike:
PETER! Peter: Wha-at!? I'm busy! A: Well we aren’t really, we don’t want the audience to get the wrong idea, right? Besides this is a
family website. Peter: *sigh* Right. What is it Mike? Mike: Another Darlex. Peter: Again? Oh, very well, where’s my sword? A: Here. Peter: Thanks. Oi, Darlex, exterminate this!
CLANG!Exter….mi…naBOOM!Mike: Wow, we never had that before. P: Had what? Mike: A Darlex making a crater in my restaurant. M: This is your place? Mike: Matt! How did you get here? E: I AM HERE TOO!! Mike: Edge! Good to see you! P: Matt, how did you get here? F: Maybe now is a good time to end the episode. E: What episode?! P: Doesn’t he annoy you sometimes Matt? M: Try “drive me crazy” especially with this “what episode?” thing. E: Well we are real! P: No we aren’t, not really. E: I give up! M: Really? E: No. I just don’t feel like going into this debate right now. P: Oh. B: Oi! Can someone untie me now?!! M: What’s Bec doing being tied up? F: To teach her to obey my orders. M: You’re such a dictator Fly. P: Try working with her. F: Oi! Let’s end the episode already. E: I feel like a kiteboard session… A: Is that really smart after the last time you tried to kiteboard? E: Probably not, but who cares? After all we have to end this “episode” thing you guys are always banging on about. B: I’ll do it; Never not listen to Fly or you’ll really regret it. I wonder where Peter and Anna got to… Umm… kiteboard-surfs up! Mike: We can’t end the episode yet! M: Why not? Mike: We need to switch scenes to Anna and Peter.
*Scene switch*
A: So what did you get from Father Christmas? Peter: I got my sword! A: Wow! Peter: Yeah, would you go on a date with me? A; *blush* Yes, love to. When? Peter: How about next episode? A: Sure! Peter: Time to end the episode, yeah? F:
WE HAVE ALREADY ENDED THE EPISODE SO STOP TALKING!! A + Peter: Damn.
Aired 12 June 2007I gotta say that the next episodes is one of my favourites. This the bit where it gets really good! Not to mention we are now into my new notebook (I bought a new notebook as soon as I knew that I was really getting into the story. My old notebook was/is falling apart :( )
So...
What character is going to disappear for a while? Where will Peter and Anna go for there date? Who will they bump into? How will they get home? All will be revealed in the next episode! (As soon as I type it up!)
EDIT: Britneycita, if you're interested in finding out where I got the random idea of this story i suggest to visit this website:
http://sailorsun.gemini6ice.com/sms/index.htmlYou will find out what story lines Ive stolen and how the idea of this randomness occured.
What the heck while Im at it I might do a disclaimer:
I do not own Blue Water High. Im merely a fan, hence writing a fan fic.
All due respect goes to gemini6ice for stealing his storylines and some ideas. He'll probably never read this, but ah well.
I dont own Narnia or Peter or William Morsely. I think hes a hot guy and included him in my story for the sake of it.
Darlexs belong to the Dr Who corp, I dont own them either. Just to let you know, no Darlex's were harmed in the making of this fan fic, during the "
clang"ing and "
BOOM"ing of the Darlex, we replaced the real Darlex with a plastic one during that particular scene, so no Darlexs were harmed.
Many thanks goes to Cheyenne, Alex, Ashleigh and Hannah for reading my story, giving me compliments and many ideas. Inspiration of this episode goes to Cheyenne for the whole Fly is a dictator thing (cos this Fly character was based on Cheyenne, dont worry girlie I still luv ya)
I think thats it. Til next time, SURFS UP!!!
britneycita - June 14, 2007 01:04 AM (GMT)
Hahaha that was an awesome episode, yeah until now is my fave too :D jaja how bec learns to respect fly and the fact that anybody asks edge how he got there was cool too jaja
checked out the site, it's pretty nice, there are good ideas :rolleyes:
thanks for telling me hw did the break up, BWH 2 has been aire until episode 5 yet so niw I know more things are comin!
Worthy - June 16, 2007 10:46 AM (GMT)
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| Hahaha that was an awesome episode, yeah until now is my fave too |
oh ok, I was actually meaning this episode- episode 8 is my fave!
I know that Sailor Moon is a little kid thing but one of my friends is like obsessed with it and showed me the site, I liked the storylines and randomness, thats the only reason why I go on that site.
OH! I didnt know that you havent seen the entire series two! I hope I havent spoiled many things for you.
To let you know, my talking will now be in orange to simplify things.
So withour further ado Episode 8:
Episode 8: "Attack of the Pencil, Heath Returns."
Mike: So, Peter. Peter: What? Mike: Why are you dressed like that? It’s a bit much for fixing the crater isn’t it? Peter: I'm going on a date with Anna, pfft forget the crater! Mike: What about the customers? Peter: They’ll build a bridge and get over it. Mike: I don’t want a bridge in my restaurant! Peter: It’s a figure of speech. A: Ready Peter? Peter: Ready. See you Mike. Mike: Did I say you can leave!? Hey, they’ve already gone! Where are my other workers?
F: So how did you get here? P: Fly, you’re so slow! In between this episode and the last Edge and Matt already told us how they got here, remember? F: Oh yeah… I remember. I wish that Starch would have the consideration to update our memories before the next episode.
Oi! Watch it buddy
F: Why? You cant do anything to me!
I write this thing shorty. I can do whatever I want!
B: I have a bad feeling about this. F: I'm surprised you get any viewers, your writing is rubbish and it’s a miracle that you’re passing English!
That does it you ungrateful creation!!
P: What happened? M: This isn’t going to be good. E: Where did Fly go? B: Didn’t you see? M: See what? B: That giant pencil with an eraser! It just erased Fly!!
That’s right, she now no longer exists, viewers look at the staring list and you can now cross Fly off the list.
B: Starch, will she come back?
We’ll find out in later episodes.
A: These cherry blossoms are so beautiful. Peter: Yeah, coming to Japan was a great idea! A: I never knew you had magical Uno cards. Peter: Yeah, its amazing what you can get off ebay.com and these ones are Mexican too. A: They came from Mexico? Peter: I’m not really sure… This restaurant looks nice. A: Peter, that’s a bookshop. Peter: I knew that. A: That café looks great. Peter: Yeah. Heath: Hi there, how can I help you? A: HEATH!? H: Anna, great to see you! A: Why are you here? In Japan? H: Well once me and Annabel broke up I needed a job so the most logical place to get a job is the other side of the world. A: If you say so. H: So what can I get you Anna? Peter: Ahem. H: And friend of Anna. A: Sushi thanks. Peter: I thought you hated fish. A: I do. H: Sushi is made of fish. A: Really? In that case I’ll have the special of the day. H: Okay and *turns to Peter* you? Peter: I’ll have a salad roll. H: Coming right up *walks away* Peter: So… A: This sorta boring. Peter: You too? A: Yeah. Peter: Lets leave. A: Good idea, I wasn’t really hungry anyway. H: Here’s your orders. A: Hey I said I didn’t like fish. H: But sushi is our special for today. Peter: Eat it yourself you rude person you! *walks out* H: What did I do now? First Annabel, now Anna. I don’t think I like this series…
Mike: Guys! What are you doing? Get back to work! B: Mike seems to be so much more demanding these days. He keeps acting all irritated like he did in episode 19* that time. Mike: What do I have to say to make people work? Get working! P: But- Mike: No buts, we are already understaffed with Anna and Peter leaving. P: And Fly. Mike: WHAT!? Where has Fly gone?! B: We aren’t exactly sure. The last time we saw her she got erased by a giant pencil. Mike: Not that giant pencil again! P: Again? What do you mean “again”? Mike: We have been under attack from that pencil before. That’s why we only have me and Peter working here before you guys came along. We need to destroy that pencil! B: Will that bring back Fly?
No, if you destroy the pencil then that means the pencil can’t redraw Fly. So we would then have no Fly for the rest of the series.
P: Oh. Where did Edge and Matt go anyway? B: They went back up to their penthouse apartment which is where I will be going after my shift finishes. P: Why? B: Because I now live there. P: Same here! Matt asked me to move in yesterday. B: I don’t remember seeing that happening in the last episode. P: That’s because we didn’t have an episode yesterday. B: That explains it. Cool we can move our stuff in together in the next episode. I wonder how Anna’s date is going…
A: Hang on Peter! Peter: This is a really bad idea! A: Its not my fault that someone didn’t plan ahead and figure out how to get home! Peter: Kiteboarding across the Sea of Japan isn’t a great plan either! What happens if you wipe out? Ow! What was that for? A: I am the Anna Peterson, I wouldn’t wipe-out across here. Peter: Maybe we should end the episode… A: Fine, when going on a date, make sure you have a plan on how to get home. Surfs up. Peter: But we are kiteboarding…. A: I'm kiteboarding! You’re just hitching a ride mate, besides the episodes over now so stop talking!
Aired 16th June 2007
*- Britneycita, you will see what I mean when you see episode 19 in the second series, Mike acts all grumpy and stuff, enough said
So, Who will be the new employee at Mike's restaurant? How will Bec and Perri feel whilst moving in to Matt's and Edge's penthouse apartment? What will happen to the crater? All will be revealed in episode 9!
I really like doing disclaimers so:
I do not own Blue Water High, its owned by Southern Star Concept. Do you really think I would be writing a fan fic if I owned it? Guess again! All characters are copywrite of Southern Star, Im just borrowing them for a while. Fly was not harmed during the erasion of her during this episode... We replaced her with her stunt double during that scene.
Pencil storyline and writer retortion is ideas of gemini6ice, they are probably copywrited but I stole them anyway :D
I dont own Narnia, Peter or William Mosely. I wish I did though :P They are copywrite of C.S. Lewis and Disney (That rat at Disney gets everything!)
I dont own Uno cards either. Well I have a set of them... but thats not what Im meaning. I'm not sure who they are copywrited by...
Credits go to Hannah and Ashleigh for the idea of Mexican magical Uno cards. Nice stuff guys!
Everything else that I didnt steal or isnt copywrited is property of me.
Many thanks go to Cheyenne, Alex, Bec, Hannah and Ashleigh for reading and laughing at my work, giving me advice and new storylines. I probably wouldnt continue my story if you guys didnt read it.
britneycita - June 18, 2007 03:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jun 16 2007, 08:46 PM) |
I write this thing shorty. I can do whatever I want! B: I have a bad feeling about this. F: I'm surprised you get any viewers, your writing is rubbish and it’s a miracle that you’re passing English! That does it you ungrateful creation!! P: What happened? B: That giant pencil with an eraser! It just erased Fly!! That’s right, she now no longer exists, viewers look at the staring list and you can now cross Fly off the list. B: Starch, will she come back? We’ll find out in later episodes. |
Jaja sorry!!!!!!!!!! I read bad but this ep was soooo nice too!
jaja Fly erased, OMG! please never erased Perri or Matt!
I think Matt and Edge told Perri and Bec to move to their penthouse apartment :P but they're gonna be there as their employees so they can stay there but doin what they want and if not they can return to the little space they had in Mike's restaurant.
the crater, it can stay there or you can erased it too. and I don't have any idea opf who'll be next Mike's employee :P
waiting fot what's coming!
PSDT: was a great idea incluiding you in the script and the characters knowing they're part of ur creation, awesome!
Worthy - June 18, 2007 11:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (britneycita @ Jun 18 2007, 03:22 AM) |
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jun 16 2007, 08:46 PM) | I write this thing shorty. I can do whatever I want! B: I have a bad feeling about this. F: I'm surprised you get any viewers, your writing is rubbish and it’s a miracle that you’re passing English! That does it you ungrateful creation!! P: What happened? B: That giant pencil with an eraser! It just erased Fly!! That’s right, she now no longer exists, viewers look at the staring list and you can now cross Fly off the list. B: Starch, will she come back? We’ll find out in later episodes. |
Jaja sorry!!!!!!!!!! I read bad but this ep was soooo nice too! jaja Fly erased, OMG! please never erased Perri or Matt!
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oops, looks like I'll have to adjust my original story a lot then to suit you.
Perri and Bec will stay as employees. The only characters in the story that dont work in the restuarant are Edge and Matt. Thats not going to change (at least for a while)
LOL! Yes I stole the idea of me being in the story from gemini6ice's story! I thought it was great too! :D Edge seems to have a problem to grasp the thought that he is a creation although the others know that they are in the story :D Again another idea that I nicked from gemini6ice (who ever he actually is, Im not sure, he doesnt know that I have stolen a lot of his ideas...)
Without further ado Episode 9
Episode 9: The Water Feature
E: You guys are in that room there. P: Wow, sure is big! B: Where do you and Matt sleep? E: Me and Matt have a room each. M: I heard my name. E: We were talking about you, not to you. M: Oh, ok. Interesting lamp you have there Perri. P: Huh? That's not mine, it must be Bec's. B: No way would I own an ugly lamp like that! P: Well whose is it then? M: Hang on a minute, I thought that you didn't bring any possessions from Australia. B: Arrgh! Nice on Matt, ll our stuff has dissappeared! E: Look on the bright side. B: Which would be what? E: That none of you would have the ugly lamp. P: An yet instead we have no possessions at all! This is all your fault Matt! M: Oops, sorry!
Heath: Hi Mike. Mike: Whoa, Heath where did you come from? H: I just came from Japan. Mike: You were in Japan? H: Yeah, I worked in a cafe there for a short period of time before I got fired. Mike: Why did you get fired? H: Because of Anna and her boyfriend walking out on me. If you read Episode 8 you will see the details. Mike: Okay I'll do that later. H: I'm now looking for a job, have you got any vacancies? Mike: *looks up* Thankyou God. Ahem, yes we do. H: Excellent, when can I start? Mike: Tonight when we open, you'll be working along side of Bec and Perri. Then when Anna and Peter return you'll work with them too. H: What about Fly? Mike: We don't exactly know where she is at the moment... She got erased, hopefully she'll return though. H: Erased? How did that happen?? Mike: Well... it started with the giant pencil and her backchatting. We'll hopefully get her back though. Anyway, I'll assume that you have nowhere to stay so you can have a room upstairs. H: Thanks. Mike: You'll be incharge of the bar and the crater. H: *blinks* Crater? Mike: Yes crater, it was created by a Darlex blowing up in here. H: Won't the customers build a bridge and get over it? Mike: I don't want a bridge in my restaurant!! H: Relax, its just a figure of speech. Besides a bridge in a restuarant will standout from all other restuarants. Mike: Thats not such a bad idea... And the crater? H: It can be a water feature. Mike: Thats an excellent idea! Heath you're getting a payrise! H: Yay! Mike: Time to end the episode I think, Heath? H: Yeah, I'll do it. If you ever have a crater on your floor, build a bridge over it and turn it into a water feature. Surf's up! Er.. where's the beach? Mike: I'm not sure either, but we have a computer o you can surf that. H: That'll work.
Aired 18th June 2007
Hmm.. that episode was sorta short eh? Ah well, next episode is quite long.
So, What trouble will Perri get up to? What had Fly have hidden in her room (or her share of the floor)? How will Anna and Peter get home when they are in the middle of the Sea of Japan? What animal will be the guest star of the next episode? All will be revealed in episode 10 of Blue Water High-Surfs up!
Just to let you know my aim in this story is as follows;
To make the story as random as possible
To get as many characters from different shows/movies/other involved as possible.
My recipie for conducting this story goes as follows:
Get storyline from gemini6ice's website, put into a bowl.
Sift characters from that story out.
Add Blue Watery High goodness in.
Pour in a variety of different sayings and characters from different shows.
Put into oven at 569 degrees. Wait for explosion.
After explosion, take out and put it into a freezer for 10.78 hours.
Serve chilled.
Okay so that last part has nothing to do with the story but I love to write random stuff incase you havent guessed already!
britneycita - June 20, 2007 10:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jun 18 2007, 09:17 PM) |
| M: I heard my name. E: We were talking about you, not to you. |
Jajaja it was very funny!
yeah kinda short but I loved it! and now thinking about the crater jiji could be filled with water and become a swimming pool ...
where is fly!
I don't know if he's an animal but maybe Alf could do a guest star or better, Heath's grandma dog that helped Ana to win the kiteboard competition.
take care!
Worthy - June 24, 2007 04:31 AM (GMT)
Wow, it HAS been a long time since Iv been on the net.
Alf? Whos Alf? No, its not Alf.
Heaths granny! That is a good idea, but no shes not in the story yet.
It took me 45mins to write this!
Anyway without further ado, episode 10:
Episode 10: "Perri’s Weaponry And The Pod Of Dolphins"
P: Whoa what happened here? What’s with the bridge? H: Its part of the new water feature. P: Heath! What are you doing here? H: I work here. After being fired in Japan I now have a job here. P: Japan? H: Long story. P: I'm not going to even bother asking H: Smart idea, anyway Id better start working. I don’t wanna get fired for the second time in three days, P: Good idea. What are you working as? H: I manage the bar and water feature. P: We have a bar? Since when? H: Well apparently we have a bar next to the water feature I think. P: *Looks* Nope, no bar. H: Well its around here somewhere.
Its now near the water feature,
man I love this giant pencil.
H: Ha, told ya there's a bar next to the water feature. P: I'm never going to win. Can I have a drink then Heath? H: Sorry this bar only serves alcoholic beverages. P: I'm 16 years old, now gimmie a vodka! H: I thought that we were all 15 years old. P: That’s just a glitch that the scriptwriters developed during the TV series. Fine, if you wont give me a vodka voluntarily then I shall use force. You shall see. H: Where are you going? P: To get some weaponry. H: And you will find weaponry where? P: In Fly’s room. I’ll be right back. H: Fly must’ve gotten more violent ever since I’ve left…
Peter: What did I tell you? A: We didn’t wipe out, the wind just died down. Peter: Good thing I have this with me! A: A whistle? What will that do? Peter: Watch. *Blows whistle*
*Pod of dolphins arrives*
A: I don’t believe this. Peter: *Squeak, squeak, squeakily squeak.* Anna get on. A: You speak dolphin? Peter: Of course, now get on. We are going to the main shore. A: What about my kiteboard? Peter: You’ll have to leave it behind. A: WHAT?! Peter: Either that or you stay stranded. A: *climbs on dolphin* I never liked that kiteboard much anyway. Peter: Onwards dolphins. A: This is way weird.
P: I have a crossbow and I'm not afraid to use it! H: Not only has Fly got more violent but Perri has too. P: Now gimmie a vodka! H: *sigh* Fine. P: Thankyou. *glug, glug* Woohoo! *runs off* H: I have a bad feeling about this. Like the tilter is going off balance or whatever I said during the first episode of the first series…
A: Where are we going?! Peter: Well where do you want to go? A: Home. Peter: What, Australia or Germany? A: Germany. I never really lived in Australia, not properly anyway. Peter: Okay. *Squeak, squeak* The dolphins will take us there. A: How?! Halfway around the world? Random dolphin: We are magical, we can get there in an instant. Peter: Okay then.
*POOF*
Random Dolphin: We are here. Now remember if you are ever lost/stranded or none of the above just blow on the whistle. A: I never realised that dolphins have that good hearing. Random Dolphin: We don’t, we’re just magical. Peter: Do you have a name then? Random Dolphin: Don’t you read this thing?! My only name is Random Dolphin! Peter: Cant we call you anything else? Random Dolphin: No you cant call me “Anything Else”! That’s a terrible name! If it really bothers you that much I guess you can call me Rayman. A: Why Rayman? Rayman: Because it sounds similar to Random. Peter: But you’re not a man! Rayman: Excuse me, I am a male, thankyou very much. If you don’t mind I have other people to transport. A: Thankyou for the ride. Peter: How are going to get away from here Rayman? Rayman: Don’t you know anything little boy? I'm powered up with magical Uno cards! Peter: Oh. Rayman: “Oh” He says. A: Don’t mind my silly schnookums. Rayman: Whatever. *leaves* Peter: Is that even the right way to spell “schnookums”? A Seeing that ‘schnookums’ isn’t even a word, I very much doubt that spelling matters. Peter: Since when am I your schnookums? You hate me ever since I didn’t plan how to get home. A: No I don’t hate you. I'm just all agro from PMS and you just happen to cop it. Deep down I love you. Peter: I guess I can buy that. I love you too, that’s why I got you these. A: Roses? For me? Thankyou! Hang on, where did these come from? Peter: A florist. I got them before we went to Japan so I could give them to you before we got home. A: How did they survive without being…. destroyed? Peter: I kept them in my secret waterproof pocket. A: Where’s that? Peter: If I told you then it wouldn’t be my secret waterproof pocket, would it? A: No, it would just be a waterproof pocket. Peter: So where are we? A: Not sure. Peter: Sir, excuse me, where are we? Thankyou. We are in a small town that isn’t far from Hamburg. A: What’s it called? Peter: I don’t know. A: Why not? Peter: Because Starch doesn’t know either. For now it’ll be refered to as ‘Xtown’ A: What a stupid name!
I came up with it, you have a problem with it?
A: Xtown sounds like a wicked name.
Thought so.
M: Hey Heath. H: *wearily* Hi, er, you haven’t seen Perri have you? B: Should’ve we? H: It depends on how you look at it… E: Matt, Bec, Heath! Perri is going off her nut! M: What?! H: I think this is a good time to end the episode; Never give a vodka to a 15 or 16 year old, even with a threat of weaponry. It’ll end in a bad situation. Surfs up, not really but I have to end the episode.
Aired 23rd June 2007
So what do you think? Will Fly return soon? How long will Perri be drunk for? (even if it is just one bottle of vodka) Who will Perri try to hit on? How will Peter and Anna get money to find a way home whilst being stranded in Xtown? Is it serious plan? Who will get knocked out? Which character is coming to Germany for visit? All will be revealed next episode!
britneycita - June 27, 2007 01:10 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jun 24 2007, 02:31 PM) |
P: I have a crossbow and I'm not afraid to use it! H: Not only has Fly got more violent but Perri has too. P: Now gimmie a vodka! H: *sigh* Fine. P: Thankyou. *glug, glug* Woohoo!
H: Never give a vodka to a 15 or 16 year old,It’ll end in a bad situation. |
yeah, it's been ages! well, many days... but It was funny!
Perri drunk???? jajajaja yeah! :blink:
Ohhhh and Anna and Peter said the love each other! how cute that it???? oh really what is a "schnookums" (disdn't get it :( )
hope reading your creations soon!!!!!!!! (L)
hope fly returns soon(poor girl!), Perri will finish bad that's the only thing I know, hit on is hit??? xoxoxo
Worthy - June 30, 2007 07:27 AM (GMT)
Well it has been a while! I have been incredibley busy.
There was a music fest going where I live so I was participating in that. The music fest was on Thursday and Friday, it was so much fun, such a great crowd we had both nights. I play the drums so I did a drum solo on the first night, me and my band planned that but I needed no encouragement as the crowd was shouting "drum solo". Then when we went on the second night as soon as I got up there there was people screaming for a solo! I was so stoked!!
Anyway enough of my excuses. Its now the holidays for me, so to kick off my holidays, we arent having one episode, not two episodes but,THREE episodes to make up for my laziness for the past weeks.
"Schnookums" is one of those lovey-dovey words, one of my friends uses it a LOT!! Being hit on means that shes trying to chat up a guy (and its not Matt)
Anyway, Ill leave this post as it is, write three episodes (which will probably keep me busy for a couple of hours...) then when you next see this post it'll have three brand new episodes!
britneycita - July 2, 2007 09:37 PM (GMT)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaau that's so cool! I wanna hear a drum solo too!
I'm on Holidays too :D free time for doing BWH videos!
thanks for ur reply! xoxoxo
Marylin
Worthy - July 4, 2007 10:24 AM (GMT)
Okay you may shoot me now!!
Im so sorry for not getting any episodes done. Our power was out on Sunday at 11:45am and didnt come back on til Monday 5:00pm Then it went out AGAIN Tuesday at 9:00am and didnt come back on til 1:00pm.
Then I have a stack of homework! I have a geography report, photography assignment, english assignment, and a maths assignment to complete!!
So far Iv finished half of the maths and tried to attempt geography.
BUT, I will promise you that I will get the episodes done! I still have two and a half weeks before I go back to hell (school) So I should get some free time. If I dont post them up by Friday then you can get a gun and start tracking me down.
btw, drum solos are cool, I came off stage bouncing off the walls for the rest of the night :D :P ;)
EDIT: Okay you dont have to shoot me anymore. I have two episodes to post up!
Im still in orange whilst other special characters like Darlexs are in bold, okay? Okay!
So with out further ado:
Episode 11: "Fly's redrawn, For Serious"
M: Heath what did you give her? H: A vodka. B: What?! Why did you do that? Underage drinking is illegal! H: What’s a sick bird? M: What are you on about? H: An ill eagle is a sick bird right? B: Ha ha, very funny. Enough of the lame puns. Heath, what have you got to say for yourself? H: Not much. M: You gave her a vodka…. H: More like I was forced to give her a vodka, under the threat of weaponry. M: Weaponry? H: Yeah, Fly’s weaponry. B: I remember that weaponry. Ok so Heath isn’t guilty, what next? M: Find Perri. B: And persuade Starch to return Fly. I think in a crisis like this we need her.
Um, no.
B: Well it was worth a shot. H: Where did Perri go to then? M: Edge probably knows. There he is. Edge- E: Shh! Check this out! Mike: Perri I don’t love you! P: But Mike we were *hic* meant to be! I bear to *hic* want your *hic* children! And to be married! Mike: I love Brooke! Even though she’s been in this series I have been too lazy to see her… Get to work! P: I know what work we can get up to… Mike: That is so inappropriate. Especially for this series and website! Someone HELP ME!! E: *cackle* H: On the bright side, at least we know where Perri is. B: It’s amazing what one vodka can do to that girl. M: I know what we can do. B: What? M: We get a straight jacket and put her in it until she’s undrunk. B: Where do you plan to get a straight jacket from? M: I dunno…
I can be of assistance.
Voila!
F: Hey guys, heres your straight jacket. B: Fly! You’re back! F: Sure am! M: Thanks Fly. Edge help me get her. E: Do I have to? This is so much fun watching this. M: *evil glare* E: Okay then. P: Matt, Edge *hic* what are you doing? M: This is for your own good. P: Hey- what the? - E: Oops. M: What did you do? E: I accidentally hit her in the head. M: Maybe she’ll come to in the next episode. E: What episode? M: Edge, that joke is so old, get with the programme! B: Guys why is Perri unconscious? M: Edge accidentally hit her in the head. B: Oh… Maybe that’s a good thing for now. F: I guess we’ll find out next episode.
A: So what do we do? Peter: I know! We’ll catch a train! A: A train? Peter: Why not? It’ll get us to Hamburg. A: But we don’t have any money! Peter: I’ve got a plan. A: You? A plan? Bwhahaha, very funny joke. Peter: *blinks* I'm serious. A: Like seriously? Peter: Yeah serious. A: For serious? Peter: Enough! A: Oh sorry. So what’s your incredibly serious plan? Peter: To get the money, I am going to mug several innocent bystanders. A: Seriously? Peter: Yes, seriously.
Mike: *On the phone* Brooke, yeah hi, long time no talk. Eh? How did I get your number? I pulled it out of my- P: Butt! Mike: *Looks up from phone* What was that? P: Me. Mike: Aren’t you supposed to be unconscious at this present point in time? P: Oh yeah… I'm not supposed to regain conscious until the next episode not this one, Dangit! Bye! Mike: Okay then, that was way weird. *goes back on the phone* What were you saying Brooke? Where I got your number? Magic. What? You’re in Germany? Come to my restaurant! You’ll take the next train to get here? Excellent, I can’t wait to see you, bye!
A good time to end the episode I think; Before getting knocked out by Edge make sure you know what episode to regain consciousness in. Surfs up!
Episode 12: Amnesia. Darlex Attack, Take II
A: Hey Brooke! Brooke: Hi, Anna right? I met you on that cramped plane trip right? A: Yeah that’s right. I don’t think you’ve met my boyfriend have you? Brooke: No I haven’t. A: Well thi- hey where is he? Brooke: Oh my god! Look over there! A horrible person is threatening innocent bystanders with a sword. A: Is he getting any money or tickets? Brooke: What’s that got to do with it? A: Just answer me. Brooke: Yes, he’s got two tickets. A: Good. Brooke: Good? GOOD? How is that GOOD? A: Oh I should explain. Brooke: That would be a good start. A: Well that there is Peter and he’s my boyfriend. Brooke: He’s your boyfriend?! A: Yeah, cut a long story short, we are stranded here and he’s mugging innocent bystanders to get either money or tickets to get home. Brooke: Oh I guess that can work. Peter: I got them. Ready to go on the train? A: Excellent work. By the way, Peter this is Brooke. Brooke this is Peter. Peter: Nice to meet you. Brooke: Likewise.
*Whistle blows on train*
A: Time to get on.
F: Perri, wake up girl. P: Huh? What happened? M: You were knocked out by Edge. P: Who’s Edge? E: Me. Don’t you remember me or something? P: *blinks* Who am I? M: Uh oh, maybe she amnesia. B: Oh no amnesia!! Hang on, what’s amnesia again? M: Where one loses one’s memory. B: That’s terrible! Perri you gotta remember! P: Remember what? F: Well everything. We’re here in Germany. P: Are we not supposed to be in Germany? F: We live in Australia. P: I don’t remember that. Mike; Guys get to work! M+E: We don’t work here!! Mike: Everyone else except for you two, work NOW! P: I work? F: Yes as waitress here in this restaurant. P: Really? Cool, how much do I get paid? B: Erm, we don’t. P: Why not? Such a rip off! F: Because we are still paying off our debt for when Bec broke the window that was made out of perplex glass. P: Isn’t that indestructible? B:… Yes. P: Tell me more; I want to know what I’ve forgotten. Why did she break the window? B: We were escaping from a crazy taxi driver. P: I wish I could remember that. Where were those two? *points to Edge and Matt* Were they involved? M: No, I'm not exactly sure where we were at that time, but we have a penthouse apartment. E: You live there too. P: *blinks* Two guys and a girl? Is that appropriate? B: Ahem. I live there too. Rest assured, Matt and Edge have separate rooms to us. P: So we are roomies? B: Yeah. F: I don’t remember that… P: Hey! I'm the one with amnesia here! : Fly, that’s because you were erased. F: Oh yeah. Mike: What do I have to say to make you guys work? Work NOW! *ditches book*
P: Ow! F: Perri? P: Yeah? F: Are you okay? P: Yeah, I think so. I have a headache though. B: Name the people in this room. P: Why? E: Just do it. P: Fly, Bec, Matt, Edge, Mike way over there, and Starch up there. M: Phew, she’s back to normal! P: Normal? Was I not normal before? B: You had amnesia. P: Gee, I don’t remember that… M: I think its time to go to our penthouse apartment. B+P+E+M: Bye guys. F: You can’t leave us! H: They just did. F: So. What brings you here? H: A job. Fly I'm so sorry about dumping you last series- F: No you’re not, you’re just trying to make yourself feel better. H: Oh. So we aren’t friends? F: Not right now. I'm going upstairs. H: Why? F: To watch my favourite movie: The Beastmaster. H: You like that low class- B: Clump of grass- P: Piece of glass- E: Shut up or I’ll kick your- H: Movie? Aren’t you guys supposed to be upstairs? B: Matt forgot his keys, so he’s looking for them around here. But if you don’t want us we’ll leave. M: Found ‘em! B: Forget it, we’ll leave now *they exit* H; That was way weird. Anyway, you like that movie? F: Of course! Dar is so hot! *drools* Besides, where else would I get my love of weaponry from? H: *sigh* This explains a lot. F: See you later. H: Now what?
P: Ah home sweet home. M: I couldn’t agree more. E: Especially with our fantastic view. B: Such a peaceful life.
*CRASH!*
M: Whoa, what was that? E: More importantly, where’s the water coming from?
Exterminate, destroy.
E: It’s a Darlex thing again!
I shall flood your house with a tidal wave.
M: What have we done to you? E: Matt, you lie! You told me that all that Darlex’s say is “exterminate, destroy”! M: This one’s different. P: Is “Darlex’s” the correct way to say it? B: This is Starch’s Blue Water high-Surf’s Up for god sake! It doesn’t matter! No one will correct it. P: I bet Starch’s Doctor Who fan friend will. B: Who? Han- P: Shh! I don’t think we are allowed to mention her name for legal reasons. M: Back to more pressing matters.
You destroyed my friend.
I shall destroy you!
E: Arrgh! Our apartment! The tidal wave is destroying it!
H: Fly- F: What? I'm watching the Beastmaster. *pauses the DVD* What? H: There's a great wave outside to go surf. Wanna come with me? F: Surf? Sure! This way we can end the episode: To cure a friend of amnesia simply ditch a book at her head. Surfs up H: *side comment* I shall win Fly over. Just you watch!
Just so you know, britneycita, Dar is the Beastmaster, the Beastmaster is a movie (a very poor movie) and was made into a TV series. The TV series was much better and Dar in the TV series was much hotter than the original Dar in the movie (have ya got that? Did I confuse you?) Heres a pic of him. I believe that the tiger in the pic is one from DreamWorld Australia! Apparently the tigers that star in the TV series are all from DreamWorld!!
Sorry, the third episode is on the way for the triple special. So, what will happen to Brooke on the train? (just a hint it wont be good, not for her at least). And in episode 14 what well known wizard will accidently drop in on the BWH gang? Why are they trying to kill him? What will Fly do to him? All will be revealed in episodes 13 and 14 of BWH Surfs Up!
Ooh, time for a disclaimer and credits! I love doing these things!! :D
I dont own BWH, I think we get the picture for that one. Its owned the Southern Star Concept.
I dont own William Moseley, Peter or Narnia. Disney gets that.
Half of these storylines belong to gemini6ice, he doesnt know that Ive "borrowed" them :D
The Beastmaster doesnt belong to me. God knows who he belongs to! Maybe Fly... :D
Darlex's belong to Doctor Who. Definatly not me!
Okay, time for credits!
Many thanks to Ashleigh for the idea of tidal wave via the Darlex so Fly and Heath could end the episode.
Thanks to Hannah for letting me put her in my story. Even if she only found out a few weeks after I originally wrote the story :P
Thanks to Cheyenne, Becca and Alex for reading it and saying "its good" all the time lol!
Thanks to britneycita for being my only faithful and loyal reader on the net! ;)
britneycita - July 5, 2007 07:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jul 4 2007, 08:24 PM) |
P: But Mike we were *hic* meant to be! I bear to *hic* want your *hic* children! And to be married! Mike: I love Brooke!
P: Hey- what the? - E: Oops. M: What did you do? E: I accidentally hit her in the head.
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I had so much fun reading it!!!! thanks! I love it! you kow what, I'm gonna print it :D You're such a creaive person and very funny!
I lways will be your loyal reader, and don't worry... good things take time so I'l wait whatever is necesary :P
take care!
PSDT: I want a drum solo!!!! I'd like seeing you!
Worthy - July 6, 2007 10:38 AM (GMT)
Awww... Thank you so much! :D I do have a DVD of me drumming at many events, one that I aquired recently with a drum solo but I dont know how to put it on the net <_<
Many of my friends reckon Im an idiot (in a good way) for making such stupid lame puns and making this story so random. Im glad you like it!
I went to Buno today so I didnt have much chance writing up much of the story BUT cos you're so special Ive got episode 13.
Unfortunately episode 13 is rather short but its better than nothing right?
So without further ado, Episode 13!!
Episode 13: Eh-oh. Uh-oh!
A: Are we there yet? Peter: Not yet. This train ride is taking an awfully long time. A trip like this should only take half an hour! Brooke: Let me guess, these are the lows in this gig. A: I wouldn’t say that if I were you. Brooke: Why? Its true.
To add another “low” to this gig, Brooke, take THIS!
Peter: Brooke? Brooke: Eh-oh! A: Mike’s gunna kill us. Peter: Why? Not our fault Brooke criticised Starch. A: She now thinks she’s a fricken’ teletubby! This is not good! Brooke: Buh-bye. *runs off* A: No! Come back here! Great, just what we need, a pro surfer who thinks she’s a teletubby running all over the train. Peter: She could jump off the train. A: Don’t say that! Lets go find her.
Brooke: Eh-oh! A: Brooke put that custard down now! Brooke: Tubby-custard! *slurp* Peter: Got here. Your custard? Sorry madam, it wont happen again. A: Bad Brooke! Peter: She’s not a dog you know! Could things get any worse? A: You’re so naïve Peter, Starch is writing this, of course it can get worse! Peter: There goes the thought of having a romantic train trip… A: You were planing that? Peter: Yeah. But that went out the window. A: Yeah, it did. Make sure you have a tight grip on that teletubby there. Brooke: Ow-wy. A: Not that tight. Peter: I wish this trip would end soon. A: Well now that we are in our own carriage- Brooke: Eh-oh! A: With Brooke. We should be fine. Brooke: Want tubby-toast. A+Peter: *blinks* A: Any idea what that is? Peter: No idea. You? A: Not a clue. Brooke: Uh-oh.
A: Now’s a good time to end the episode. Peter: Bit short isn’t it? And just us in it? A: Yes it’s a whole episode dedicated to us. Now for today’s moral- Peter: Hang on, why is it so short? A: *sigh* Because Starch had to work for 6 hours today and went to a study retreat to study for how many hours she went for. Peter: How many hours did she study for? A: Not many. Now ending the episode; Never say that there are “lows” in this story or you’ll be turned into a Teletubby. Peter: How are we going to surf? A: From now on we aren’t, we’ll finish it with a moral, it’ll do until we go near a beach or whenever Starch feels like making us surf whichever comes last. Now the episode is over.
I origainlly wrote this on the 12th of May, I was working for 6 hours and had to go to a study retreat for another 6 hours that day! It was pretty tiring but I love to write this story!
I wont do the question thing because they are already above, take a crack at 'em! Im interested to see what you think what will happen!
britneycita - July 6, 2007 08:39 PM (GMT)
Jajaja Brooke a Teletubby jajaja :lol: prety good! yeah it was short but I enjoyed and I understand you're busy these days so don't worry :)
maybe you can upload the video of your drumming to youtube and share it with me!
u're loyal reader :)
Worthy - July 7, 2007 10:44 AM (GMT)
You liked it? Great!
Sorry it was a short one, I have so much homework!! Theres this geography assignment I have, one of my friends wrote 11 pages for it!!! So far Im up to page three and theres no end it sight!! I spent 2 hours today typing it up, it really sucks <_<
I should have some time tomorrow to type up 14 and 15 (hopefully! fingers crossed). If not, then Monday should have at least one episode up here.
Do you like Brooke as a Teletubby so far? (a bit early to ask but I want some feedback about this) I kinda figure that there are so many characters in this story (with more to come later!!) so keeping Brooke as a Teletubby makes it easier... and gives so great storylines later!
:D Yayness!
So had any thoughts on what will happen in episode 14? Just as some spoilers the Beastmaster WILL APPEAR!! A famous wizard WILL APPEAR!!
Any thoughts on who will arrive at Mikes Place (the restaurant)? Who will be stranded next episode?
All will be revealed on either Sunday or Monday on BWH-Surf's Up!!
EDIT: All hail Starch! Not only do we have episodes 14 and 15 BUT we have episode 16!! A Holiday Triple Special!!
So here we go:
Episode 14: Arrival of a Wizard. Making of the Beastmaster.
E: Our apartment… Its in ruins! M: Be grateful that we survived! B: Any idea where the water went? P: It evaporated. B: In two days? In Germany? P: Don’t look at me, talk to Starch if you have a problem with it!
Well…?
B: It evaporated and therefore left out penthouse apartment in ruins. E: And left the apartments below ours completely unaffected! How does that work?! M: Maybe it’s the magic of the Darlex…. B: Where did that thing go? M: The Darlex? B: No, our cat. Of course I'm meaning the Darlex! M: You don’t remember yesterday? B: We weren’t in an episode yesterday! Just because you have close contacts with Starch! M: oh yeah. Well after the Darlex destroyed and flooded the apartment it thought we were dead and was satisfied and left. E: All our possessions are gone! P: *blinks* Well seeing as me and Bec,- M: Bec and I. P: What about you and Bec? B: Yeah what about me and you? M: *sigh* Don’t you guys do English courses and learn about correct English? P: Obviously not. B: Besides what are we doing now? Wrong English? I didn’t think that existed. M: Perri you said “me and Bec” when it should be “Bec and I”. Arrgh! Forget it! You were saying. P: Seeing as that Bec and I- M: Thankyou. P:- didn’t have any possessions to begin with it doesn’t effect us at all.
*CRACK*
Ron: Whoa, did I pass? M: Ahem. Ron: Oh no! Muggles! M: Can we help you? Ron: Can you tell me how far I am away from Manchester? B: Isnt that in England? Ron: Yeah… E: You’re in Germany mate. Ron: Dammit! M: Let me guess, magical Uno cards gone wrong? Ron: No, I just failed my apparation test! P: We’ll just pretend to know what that means. Ron: I'm a wizard from England. E: Wizard? Can you replace stuff? Ron: What sort of stuff? B: Try a penthouse apartment. Up there *points* Ron: No worries.
POOF!
M: Thankyou, we’re very grateful. Ron: That’s okay. I need to go now, so see you. B+P+E+M: Bye Mr Wizard. Ron: My name is Ron, and bye.
*CRACK*
E: Yay, we have our penthouse apartment back! H: Hey guys. F: Who was that guy? B: That was Ron, a wizard who just replaced our penthouse apartment. H: What happened to the other one? M: It got destroyed by a Darlex seeking its revenge. F: Hmm… B: What are you thinking Fly? F: He’s pretty hot. H: Thankyou Fly. F: No, not you Heath, I was meaning Ron. With blonde hair he would look like the Beastmaster. B: Beastmaster? H: Don’t ask.
*CRACK*
Ron: Dangit, I’m here again! H: Why are you holding a twig? Here, I’ll take care of it. *SNAP* Ron: NOOO!! My wand! H: Oops, you wanted that? Ron: Now I'm stranded. H: Sorry. Matt, why is your penthouse apartment upside down? M: RON! Ron: Oops. B: GET HIM! Ron: Arrgh! M: We’ll never catch him now, he’s too fast. B: I agree. Looks like Fly isn’t giving up though. P: There they go, down the street and out of sight.
Mike: Bec, Perri. Heath, you’re on shift now. What happened to your apartment? M: Don’t ask. Mike: Okay, you guys coming to the restaurant? E: Yeah, we need to think of a plan to kill that wizard. Mike: I thought we aren’t allowed to kill things on this show? M: This is an exception. H: Perri, how long has Fly had that weaponry for? P: For as long as she’s loved that piece of glass movie. H: I really hate The Beastmaster.
A: We’re ba-ack! P: Anna, Peter! Brooke: Eh-oh! B: Brooke, are you okay? A: She insulted Starch and this was the result. Mike: What is with everyone? Get to work! Brooke: Uh-oh! Mike: Brooke, I'm so glad you’re here! I missed you. Brooke: Eh-oh! Mike: What happened? A: Long story. Peter: Maybe we’d better lock her in a room for a while, maybe with a TV with a “Teletubbies” tape or DVD until we figure out what to do. Brooke: Mee-dee? Peter: No, TV. Brooke: Nee-vee? Peter: Tee-vee. Brooke: Dee-bee? Peter: *sigh* I give up. Mike: So did I. On you two ever returning. Peter: We, er, took a detour on the way home. B: I wonder where Fly got to…
F: There’s something missing… Ron: Please let me go. This loincloth is really not my thing! F: But you have to where it. Ron: Why? F: To look like the Beastmaster of course! Ron: I'm a wizard, not a Beastmaster! Can’t I at least have my shirt on? F: Of course not. The Beastmaster only wears a loincloth. Aha! That’s what’s missing, the hair! Ron: I already have hair on my head! F: No silly, it needs to be blonde! I’ll borrow Anna’s hair colour kit, she won’t mind. Ron: I like my hair the way it is! F: Time to end the episode: Ron will be a Beastmaster when I'm finished with him. Ron: Help me!
Episode 15: No More Beastmaster
Mike: Brooke, what are you doing? Brooke: Dee-bee! Mike: *sigh* B: How is she? Mike: She thinks she’s watching her teletubby friends on her stomach. B: Any ideas how to get her back to normal? Mike: None.
H: Fly, these are for you. F: Why do I want these flowers? H: They’re a token of my love for you. F: Well sorry pal, but I already have a boyfriend. H: You do? B: You do? H: Where did you come from? B: Nevermind that, who’s your boyfriend Fly? F: Well I have admit, I made him what he is today. Where did he go? Ah, there you are sweetie, why are you so shy? This is my boyfriend. Ron: Help me. B: He’s pretty hot. H: Hang on, isn’t he the wizard we are trying to kill? Ron: Trust me, this is a lot worse- EEEYAGH!! F: Remember sweetie, I still have the remote control, the more bad things you say the worst the shocks get. Ron: Yes master. F: Good boy, no shocks. Let’s go. B: I now feel sorry for Ron. H: We have to set him free somehow… And get Fly back to normal, she’s just too violent for this series.
*CRACK*
Harry: Ron! Where are you?! H: Hi, you’re a wizard yeah? Harry: Er, yeah. I'm kinda busy at the moment, I'm trying to find my friend. H: Is it Ron you’re looking for?
EEEYAGH!! GARRGH!
H: He’s over there. Harry: What have you done to him?! B: Don’t look at us, we didn’t do it. Harry: Ron! Ron: Harry!-GARRGH! F: Did I say you could talk to that stranger? No! B: Er, Fly, don’t you think you’re being a bit harsh? F: Beastmaster? Ron: Um… F: Beastmaster, I still have the remote control. Ron: Don’t tell my, er, lover to be less harsh on me. You have no right to dictate who I should be. F: Good boy, no shocks.
Harry: She’s evil! H: She’s had a bad influence. Harry: Gee, do you reckon? Ron, I’ll save you!
POOF!
Ron: I feel the light… Harry: Quick, lets go home!
*CRACK*
F: Beastmaster!
*CRACK*
Harry: I’d better heal her too.
POOF!
*CRACK*
F: I feel weird… *faints* H: We’d better take her up to her room. B: We can’t. H: Why not? B: Our resident Teletubby is taking up that room. H: Oh. Let’s end the episode then. Mike: Isn’t it a bit short? B: It’ll do. I doubt many people will complain. H: The moral of today’s episode is when your friend is obsessed with the Beastmaster simply get a wizard to heal her.
Okay Im not sure if you have ever seen the show "Pokemon" where the monsters there speak there own language... If you have, then thats great! If not Ive included a pic of the Pokemon starring in this episode. I can't beleive that this is the semi-final already!! Where the Pokemon is 'talking' is written in red, when pokemon talk the simply say their own name over and over. *shrugs* Not much dialog for it but oh well. I hope you can make sense of it. *FUSSHH* is where the Pokemon is opening its mouth and fire comes out, which results in something being burnt down... ;)
Episode 16: Bec’s New Pet
A: We have to get Brooke back to normal. Mike: Any ideas how? P: Starch?
What?
P: Can you please return her to normal? I think she’s learnt her lesson. Brooke: Dee-bee!
Fine then, Brooke you are now normal.
Brooke: Are we there yet? Mike: Brooke! You’re normal! Brooke: How did I get here? Peter: You got turned into a Teletubby because you insulted Starch. Brooke: Oh, I wont be doing that again anytime soon.
E: Mike, come quick, the bar is on fire! Mike: What?! How did that happen? E: I don’t know! Mike: Sure is smoking in here, gives me an idea for a new smoky dish…
VULPIX FUSSHH!Mike: What is that thing? B: Isn’t it cute? I found it on the street all alone… Can we keep it? Mike: It’s burning down my restaurant! B: No worries, I’ll get the fire extinguisher.
Vulpix! *FUSSHH!*
B: Uh-oh. Mike: please don’t tell me that Bec has been turned into a Teletubby! B: No, its just that Vulpix burnt the handle off the fire extinguisher…. Bad Vulpix! Vulpix: Vulpix? B: That’s it, stay there, stay! So Mike: can we keep it? Mike: My restaurant is still on fire!
I can help.
B: Arrgh! The giant pencil! Vulpix kill it! Vulpix: Vulpix (this is Vulpix talk for ok)
*FUSSHH*
Bec, you idiot, I was erasing the fire.
B: I thought you only do bad stuff with that pencil.
Not necessarily.
B: Oh. Now there's only half a fire…
Good thing I keep a spare pencil.
B: See Mike, now there's no fire. Can I keep it? Mike: Very well then, B: Yay! No Vulpix! COME BACK HERE!!
P: Well the damage isn’t that bad. E: Our whole apartment is upside down! M: At least we still have it.
VULPIX *FUSSHH*
M: Our apartment is on fire! E: Abandon penthouse apartment!! M: Great first it gets drowned, then it get burnt to a crisp, what’s next? P: Our wonderful penthouse… E: “Our penthouse”? You didn’t even pay for it buddy.
Peter: *enters* Wow, now things are really heating up on this show. E: What are you doing here? Peter: Seeing what you guys are up to. E: We are trying to escape, so if you don’t mind, MOVE!I don’t want to die in my own home. We’ll take the lift. Peter: Is that wise? E: Probably not, but who cares?
F: Where am I? H: Its okay Fly, I'm here F: Therefore it makes it okay? H: Yes it does. F: I feel so weird, like I haven’t been myself. H: That’s because you haven’t. F: I'm so sorry. H: That’s okay, we’ll blame it on jetlag and leave it at that.
A: Just so all you viewers out there know, I'm now somehow going back over to Australia to visit Joe. Brooke: Why? I assumed that you and Peter are really close. A: We are. Brooke: Well? A: As a request from a particular viewer- Brooke: You mean Chey- A: QUIET! I’m pretty sure we aren’t allowed to mention her for legal reasons. But yes, her, I'm going over to Australia to see Joe and rub it in his face that I have a cooler boyfriend that isn’t him. Brooke: Oh, okay then. A: Now where’s that whistle that Peter had to call Rayman…
P: I thought we should use the stairs in case of emergency. E: In case you haven’t noticed, they are all upside down thanks to that Beastmaster wizard! P: Oh yeah…. Peter: This can’t be good. The elevator just stopped. M: Maybe now is a good time to end the episode… E: What episode? M: Why do I bother with him? Today’s moral: Always use stairs in case of emergency. P: Matt, Matt, Matt. You are obviously a novice to ending episodes. Let me show you how to do it: Don’t trust Vulpix’s, or any type of Pokemon. They end up destroying your already destroyed home. Vulpix’s are pyromaniacs, simple as that. M: She thinks she’s so good.
So, whats going to happen in the series final? (Relax, there is going to be a series two.) What will Brooke and Mike decide to do? (Relax, G rated) How will Anna's trip to Australia go? Whats going to happen to Vulpix? Where will Peter, Perri, Matt and Edge go? What well known Playstation character will they meet? Who will be running away from home? Who will be going on a romantic trip overseas? How long will Brooke stay being human (ie, not being a Teletubby) for?
All will be revealed next Episode of Blue Water High- Surfs Up- The Series Final!!
Please have a go at these questions. I want to see what you think. ;) If you don't I won't put up the series final until you do....
britneycita - July 11, 2007 04:09 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jul 7 2007, 08:44 PM) |
B:Looks like Fly isn’t giving up though. F: No silly, it needs to be blonde! I’ll borrow Anna’s hair colour kit, she won’t mind.
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I loved that! yeh I saw Pokemon, and Vulpix is sooooooooooooooooo cute!!!! My brother sells wahcing it. Was a great idea including Ron and Harry :P
I really won when I read this 3 episodes, very nice!
series 2! awesome!!!!!
I think the Vulpix it's going to evolution I mean it'll grow up in a ver bad pokemon. Maybe Crash can do a guest apearence or Mario Bros and help Peter, Perri, Matt and Edge to escape using one of their tricks. Don' now who will be running away from home ut maybe Mike and Booke coul go on a trip over the seas and there Brooko does somehting bad and becames a Teletubby again :blink:
xoxoxo
Marylin=britneycita
PSDT: if it takes you so much time typing this, why don't you do type it up in word in pieces and then paste it? good luck in your geography assignment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worthy - July 11, 2007 09:35 AM (GMT)
Hmm... Vulpix evolving huh? Well I have to say that Vulpix and Ninetales are my fave pokemon, but no, we dont have Fire Stones avalible, they are rare after all :P
Crash Bandicoot? :D Maybe I should leave that til I post up the episode. :D
How can Brooke not be a Teletubby? :P She just loves to insult me so much! lol!!
Perri, Matt, Peter and Edge do eventually escape... just not next episode :P
I do use Word. I usually type until Im sick of typing, but those last episodes I just felt like getting them out of the way, trying to make it up to you for being so slack after the last couple of weeks.
If you insist if I post up little bits of the episode then i will... I have part of an episode ready to go, so without further ado, here comes the Series Final!!
Episode 17: Series Final
Mike: So here’s the plot; Brooke has now resumed her usual self. Bec has a pet Vulpix. Perri, Matt, Edge and Peter are currently in an unknown situation, as we last saw them in an elevator in their penthouse apartment which burnt down. Fly is now normal- more normal to the TV series, Heath is trying to win her love. Anna is currently in Australia. As for Vulpix, she (yes, the Vulpix is now a she) is now working in my kitchen by powering up one of the ovens as it broke.
Brooke: Quit using the stalling tactic! Mike: Are you sure you want to say stuff like that? Brooke: Of course, because I'm not insulting Starch. I would never insult Starch, at least not after that last Teletubby incident. By the way Mike I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something. Mike: Yeah? Is it what we discussed about before? Brooke: Yes. Mike: And? Brooke: I’ve decided that we should. Mike: Are you sure? Are you ready for that? Brooke: Yes I am. Mike: Excellent, let’s go help Captain Planet bring pollution down to zero! Broke: We are the new Planeteers! Of ice and lightning! Mike: Seeing that I already planned ahead, I got us our rings. Here’s your ice ring and I’ve got my lightning ring. Brooke: ICE! Mike: LIGHTNING! Brooke + Mike: GO PLANET!
With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
Brooke: Yay!
Sorry, but, I, Captain Planet is out of production at the moment. If you leave your name and number I will get back to you as soon as ABC puts me back on. BEEP!
Mike: Darn. So much for that…
P: Where are we? Peter: I think we’ve reached an underground tunnel. E: Is this even possible? Peter: Of course not! This is Starch’s story! Impossible things always happen. M: So how do we get out?
WAAHOOHOO!!
E: What on earth was that?! Peter: *draws sword* I’m not sure… Best to be on guard. Crash: Welcome to my domain!M: Your domain? Crash: Yes my domain. Well, its our domain. P: Our domain? Crash: No it has never been your domain! Its mine, my sisters, her pet polar bear and tiger, and our friend Aka Aka who live here. M: And you are…? Crash: Crash. Crash Bandicoot. Peter: I didn’t think bandicoots lived underground. At least not permanently Crash: Well we do. M: Any ideas how to get out? I have exams coming up soon… P: Really, when is it? M: It was either last week or in two weeks time. P: You don’t know when your exams are on??! M: Of course not! Why should I fill my head with that knowledge? They won’t ask that on the exams will they? Now back to more serious matter.
*CRASH*
B: Bad Vulpix! This is your entire fault! Burning a hole in Mike’s restaurant was a very bad thing! Bad Vulpix! Where are we anyway? E: Nice of you to drop in. B: Whoa, what's with everyone down here? Vulpix, what have YOU DONE!!?? E: It’s got nothing to do with that stupid fox! B: Don’t call my Vulpix stupid! E: I’ll say what I want! B: Fine! From now on we are no longer friends and I’m moving out of the penthouse apartment! M: That wont be necessary as our apartment is now ashes. E: No thanks to your Vulpix. B: Vulpix set him on fire!
*FUSSHH*
B: You mean person you! *runs off* M: Great now we’ve lost Bec. Edge don’t run around like a headless chook, stop, drop and roll if you’re on fire. E: Oh okay! P: See this show is educational after all!
A: I'm ba-ack! *slams door* Brooke: Where did you go? A: Australia, just like I told you last episode. Brooke: That was very quick! A: Well Starch didn’t want to deal with the scene of going over to Australia, too much hassle she thinks. Plus she hates Joe.
Too right.
Brooke: So how did it go? A: Rayman got me over to Joe’s place, I said “hi” and said how much I love Peter. Then a took a Spyro to get back home. Brooke: Spyro? A: Yeah, Spyro. You know, Spyro the little purple dragon who has numerous games on the Playstation and other gaming consols. Brooke: Okay then if you say so.
A: Whoa, Bec where are you going? B: Leaving! Brooke: Why? B: Because of that no good Edge! A: Where do you plan to go to? B: I haven’t decided yet. Brooke: Do you mean you haven’t decided or Starch hasn’t decided?
Watch it!
B: I have decided, I'm going to Canada! Goodbye! Come Vulpix. Vulpix no don’t SET THAT ON FIRE!! BAD VULPIX!!
F: This is such a sweet idea Heath. H: What can I say? F: However did you afford this? H: I have my contacts (And I sure how that Matt and Edge don’t check their bank balance for a while…) F: Canada is going to be so much fun to tour! H: Everything for my princess. F: *giggle* Teeheehee. H: Did you just giggle in an un-Fly way? F: No. Mphmph (Authors Note= That was meant to be a muffled giggle) H: Are you okay Fly? F: *Nods head* H: You don’t want to take your hand away from your mouth? F: *shakes head* H: Okay, now we just need to wait in this airplane terminal until its time to board. F: When will that be? H: When Starch fells like it.
A: Okay, she’s obviously had a bad day. Brooke: Where are the others anyway? A: I have no idea.
Crash: So how long do you plan to stay for? M: Until we figure out how to leave. Crash: You want to leave already? You only just arrived! P: Our friends will be concerned about us if we don’t get home soon. Crash: That makes sense. To get out you have to go that way *points*. E: Is it as simple as that? Crash: Of course not! Once you go that way you have to pass the four realms. The first one is fire. Peter: What are the rest? Air, water and earth? Crash: No. Fire, flame, blaze and lightning. Peter: Lightning? Crash: Don’t look at me, Starch couldn’t think of another fire based realm! Anyways, continue your journey and good luck. It’s a very dangerous journey. Peter: I have a very bad feeling about this. P: Matt, please hold me, I'm scared. M: Okay. E: I'm scared too. M: I'm not going to hold you. E: Darn.
Mike: And so viewers to end the episode we are going to hear a moral from each separate group. B: Edge is such a- Brooke: BEEP! A: I really don’t like Joe, you can tell this from the last episode of the TV series when I drop his hand with a “thud” at the end of the episode. H: Told ya I would win Fly over! M: Don’t trust a bandicoot. Or elevators for that matter.
Mike: See you next series! Brooke: When is the next series being produced? Mike: As soon as Starch finishes her exams. As a spoiler for next series we are eventually going to see the spare giant pencil destroyed, one of us will leave permanently, and we will see a new girl from a well known show to replace who ever is going/erased/ destroyed or none of the above. Brooke: This is worse than Home and Away!
Poof!
Brooke: Eh-oh!
Mike: Oh dear, and we will hopefully see all cliff-hangers wrapped up too. Thanks for reading and goodnight!
Btw, Captain Planet was this great kids show that EVERYONE loves here in Australia. It was on quite a number years ago, about a decade I reckon, and heaps of people want it back on, but the ABC people dont have the licences... <_<
So what did you think? I wont have the next episode up for a while yet...
I wrote this before my exams, I refer this episode as the "exam special" because of Matts reference to exams!
I'll have the next episode up probably by Monday.... I have a busy weekend ahead of me.
Enjoy!
britneycita - July 15, 2007 04:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jul 11 2007, 07:35 PM) |
P: Matt, please hold me, I'm scared. M: Okay. E: I'm scared too. M: I'm not going to hold you. E: Darn.
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jajaja LOL
I wanna cry it's amazing and I can't wait for series 2.
xoxoxo
Worthy - July 16, 2007 05:20 AM (GMT)
WOOT! Glad you like it!
Without further ado, here is the next episode:
Series Two, Episode One: Just Add Fire!
Mike: Welcome back! Brooke: Eh-oh! A: Starch has just finished her exams so we are now back on air. It has been a whole week and a half since “Surf’s Up” has been airing so we are now back and better than before! Brooke: Eh-oh! Mike: Oh dear. After a week and a half Brooke is still like this. Brooke: Dee-bee! A: Mike doesn’t it bother you that half your workers have up and left the country? Mike: What do you mean half? I know Heath and Fly have left for Canada. A: Bec and her Vulpix are going over there too. Mike: Really? Oh well, I still have Peter and Perri here somewhere… A: Somewhere is right! Try in an underground catacomb! Mike: WHAT!?
Flea (RHCP Bassist): Welcome to my domain of fire. Peter: What do we have to do to get past? Flea: *cackles* Well if you want to leave so soon then you have to- oh forget it! I’ve really had enough of this job, to go past just walk through the wall of fire. Peter: That’s it? M: Won’t we get burned? Flea: It’s fake. This thing is supposed to test your bravery and courage or something P: So its completely harmless? Flea: Yup. Go right through. E: That was easy.
John (RHCP Guitarist): Welcome to my domain of flame. E: I’ll bite, what do we have to do to get through? John: Well…- M: Can you just cut to the chase already? We want to get home soon. John: To get pass here you need to have a high pain threshold. Stand on top of the flame to open the door. Peter: I’ll do it. E: No way sword-boy. I am clearly the stronger one here. Peter: Oh yeah? P: *sighs* *stands on platform of flame* *door opens* That was easy. John: *gasp* You brave girl! M: Are you in pain? P: Like the other realm, this fire is also fake. Peter+ E+M: Oh. John: Good luck. P:I wonder what blaze is like…?
Chad (RHCP Drummer): Welcome! M: What is with the Red Hot Chili Peppers?? Chad: We are just so much cooler than you. M: Oh. What do we do? Chad: Hungry? Peter+ P+ M+E: … I suppose. Chad: Good, because you have to eat this. E: Chilli peppers? Chad: Yup. M: There must be 100 of them here! Chad: There are. E: Arent they really hot? Chad: Yes. E: Here goes nothing. *chomp* Hey, it tastes really good, like chocolate! Chad: Congrates, you have passed the Blaze test of trusting the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Continue your journey.
P: I think I'm beginning to understand something. M: What's that? P: We are in the Bridgy catacombs!! That means Anthony Kiedis lives here! E: Who? P: *goes into dreamy stare* He’s so hot. M: Ahem! Boyfriend here! Peter: no one is here in the lightning realm… P: No Anthony has to be here!
*Bzzt!*
E: What was that? P: Oh my god!!
F: I really don’t like flying that much. H: Really? Why is that? F: Last time I got on a plane I got stuffed into an overhead locker.
STUPID EDGE!!
H: Someone sounds angry. B: I hate him. F: Bec…? B: Oh. Hi guys. F: How did you get here? B: I borrowed some money from Edge’s bank account and have decided to go backpacking around Canada. H: We are going to Canada too, except for a romantic holiday. B: Romantic? Bwhahaha! This is Starch’s story! No romantic holiday is going to happen. F: Oh. Ah well.
Well, it might happen.
H: Where’s Vulpix? B: I'm not sure… Vulpix! NO DON’T DO THAT!! Uh-oh. H: What? F: The plane is on fire! Abandon plane! B: The moral of today’s episode is don’t leave a Vulpix unattended as they set fire to everything. F: Don’t be silly Bec! The moral of today’s episode is –quick grab a parachute! H: Sure is blowy out here, how long until we pull the rip cord? F: Ahem as I was saying: Don’t blow up airplanes.
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Okay just letting you know that Anthony Kiedis is the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and my friend Ash is obsessed with him!! So this episode is dedicated to her. Also the Bridgy catacombs is something that we made up.... Bridgy is where we live and we were having a joke of how Anthony lives below us... He doesnt really, but its pne of those random things...
So what will happen to Heath, Fly and Bec? Where will they land? Will it be Anthony Kiedis who is in the catacombs? Who will be erased next episode? Who will come and join the cast to replace whoever gets erased? All will be revealed in the next episode of BWH-Surfs up!
Btw, have you heard of this new movie coming out? Its called Surfs Up! Hows that for coincidence!
britneycita - July 17, 2007 01:20 AM (GMT)
Jajaja great!
thanks for doing the 1st episode of season 2! poor Brooke!
Well, I think that Heath, Fly and Bec can land in... Peru!!!! :D and visit me. Yeah I think Anthony will be there so Perri and Matt can start a fight and I don't have any idea of who'll be erased, I'm sure it'll be good.
yeah I've heard abpout that film and it's about surfers of course, they were inspired by you!!!! LOL
I'm gonna see it just or the title :P
xoxo
Worthy - July 17, 2007 04:16 AM (GMT)
LOL! Of course they copied me!
Peru eh? Not a bad idea...
Ah well, without further ado,
Episode 2: Introducing Anthony Kiedis…Right?
B: Where are we? H: I thought that we should be in the ocean, shouldn’t we? F: Please don’t suggest that! I'm quite happy where we are. B: Which is where? F: Look, there's someone we can ask. Excuse me, where are we? New York? Uh, okay thanks. We are in New York. B: Where’s Vulpix? H: … On the plane? B: But it blew up! H: Yes it did.. B: Oh no! *cries* F: I'm sorry Bec. B: *sniffle* Thanks Fly.
Meanwhile…
P: Oh my god, this is where we meet Anthony Kiedis!
Introducing…
M: Hate to break it to you Perri, but that was a girl’s voice. P: That was just Starch introducing Anthony.
Uh, no it wasn’t. Its our new guest.
*Lightning crashes* … Sa-ailor Jupiter!
E: Nice entrance *clappity-clap* SJ: Thankyou. P: But- but- Anthony…? SJ: Anthony would be here if two things would of happened. 1) He would be here if there was another fire realm. There isn’t so I'm here seeing as my speciality is lightning. And 2) Anthony is in the Bridgy catacombs, not these Hamburg catacombs! M: *whispers* Edge, isn’t she kinda hot? P: Ahem! Girlfriend here! Starch, how could you do this?
Quite easily, actually.
P: You are so mean, I hate you! Bring Anthony here now!
And so viewers, check the spoilers, we now have Sailor Jupiter replacing our now-erased Perri. Anyone else got a problem with the way I write?
Peter+ E+ M+ SJ: No.
Good. Now viewers we can cross Perri off the starring list.
Peter: Moving along, Sailor Jupiter how do we get out of here? SJ: Oh, right. Well what you have to do is find the switch that turns off the electric beam over there. E: Where is it? SJ: Well usually you would have to find it yourself whilst I sit here being stubborn, but since I'm coming with you guys I’ll switch it off. Its under my chair. There. The exit is this way. E: Finally we are out of here.
A: Where have you guys been? E: Long story. Peter: Anna! Ive missed you! Being with those guys for so long was terrible! A: Missed you too *smooch* Mike: And this is? M: Sailor Jupiter, she’s replacing Perri. Mike: Can you cook? SJ: I love to cook! Mike: You’re hired! Err, can you get out of your hero uniform? SJ: Yeah, when the episode ends. E: She can stay in Perri’s old room. M: *off-screen* Yes! SJ: What did you say Matt? M: Nothing. SJ: As a moral, don’t insult Starch! Apart from that, don’t you love a happy ending?
B: Waaah! *cries* SJ: Ah well…
So sorry britneycita, I had to do that. I'll let you in on a secret Perri will come back.
So what are Bec, Heath and Fly going to get up to in New York? Where will the rest of the crew go on holiday to? Why is Edge left behind? Is Vulpix really dead? All will be revealed next episode!
Heres pic of Sailor Jupiter incase you havent seen the show Sailor Moon (my fave show when I was a little tacker)
britneycita - July 17, 2007 08:40 PM (GMT)
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Perri :( where is she now??? in Peru? LOL I'm not going to hate you don't worry :blink: jaja
of course I have seen Sailor Moon!!!!!! I grew up with them! my friends and I used to play with being a Sailor. I used to watch Candy as well. I wanted to be Sailor Mars!!!!
PST: I hate Matt now :ph43r:
Worthy - July 18, 2007 07:02 AM (GMT)
You'll find out later on in the series where she is. I dont think anyone will suspect where she is, and no, shes not in Peru.
Weel, just checking that u knew who Sailor Jupiter was! None of my friends had a clue who she was! You and me must have very good taste in kiddie shows :P I always like Sailor Venus and Jupiter. :D
Ive never heard of Candy though...
Okay so without further ado, here is the next episode:
Episode 3: We are all going on a holiday! And burning down landmarks!
H: Who do you think that lady is over there? F: Where? H: Up there. F: That’s the Statue of Liberty. H: Oh. B: I wonder what the view is like up there. H: Lets climb it! F+ B: Okay!
Brooke: Dee-bee! Teweydubbie! Mike: Oh dear. A: Maybe she’ll stay like this for only a little bit longer… Mike: *snorts* Yeah and maybe Starch will let us be in charge of the storyline and we can sit around eating chocolate bars and lemonade! A: We need a holiday. Mike: Good idea. Call a house meeting then? A: Yep.
B: Uh, Heath I know you want to climb the Statue of Liberty, but wouldn’t the stairs of been easier? F: And safer! We can get into serious trouble for this. H: No way! This is way cooler, besides where’s your sense of adventure?! F: It ran away from home when I was 12! H: This is so cool!
A: Guys we are going on a holiday! M: Why? Mike: Because I said so! M: But I thought with John Howard’s new IR laws we wouldn’t be allowed to have any holidays without being fired. Mike: That’s in Australia, not Germany! Now for the rosters of things to do before we leave. Sailor Jupiter- Lita: I'm no longer in my sailor suit so call me Lita. Mike: Fine, Lita, you are in charge of booking our holiday on the net. Lita: Okay, I don’t really see the point though. A: Why? Lita; Because Starch is only going to magically cut scenes to us getting there anyway. M: *to Mike* Isn't she so smart? Mike: *raises eyebrows* Alrighty then. Where's Edge? A: Upstairs sleeping. Mike: Well seeing as he obviously doesn’t want to come he can stay here and look after the restaurant. A: I thought it got burnt down in another episode. Mike: Starch repaired it with the giant spare pencil. A: Oh yeah I forgot. Lita: Question. Mike: Shoot. Lita: Where are we going to? Mike: A tropical island where we can all go surfing. Lita: *blinks* And if we don’t surf…? Mike: Then you can cook our meals. Lita: And there was me thinking that this was a holiday… Mike: Any other questions? Excellent. Go pack for the tropical island.
H: Finally we made it to the top! B: It’s a miracle we didn’t die! H: Look at the view! F: I hate heights. F: Fly are you okay? You look green… F: No not real- Bleagh! B: Ew! H: Fly, are you okay? F: I feel real sick. B: Is throwing up on the Statue of Liberty illegal? F: I'm going to jail? H: Not yet Fly. Here lets get her down to the viewing area.
VULPIX!
B: Oh my god! Vulpix, you’re alive! Vulpix: *nods* B: I'm so happy to see you. Vulpix: Vulpix! (This is Vulpix language for “So am I”) *licks Bec’s face* *Starts breathing fire* B: No Vulpix don’t DO THAT! EVERYONE, THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS ON FIRE! EVACUATE NOW!!!
E: *wakes up* Hey where is everyone? What's this? *picks up note*
Dear Edge,
We have left for a holiday on a tropical island. Please look after the restaurant until I come back.
-Mike
I say for a moral today: Don’t oversleep when there is an episode on!
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So what do you think? Not bad eh?
So, will Fly, Heath and Bec go to jail? Who will they meet in the court room? What will Lita find out about Brooke as a Teletubbie? Who will be tied up by the end of the episode? All will be revealed in the next episode! (Please make sure you have a crack at these questions ;) )
Woohoo! Time for a disclaimer and credits (my fave bit of the episode!!) :P
Disclaimer!!
I do not own Blue Water High.
Nor do I own Peter, Narnia or Peter Moseley.
Or Sailor Jupiter or Lita.
Same goes for Vulpix.
And Teletubbies.
No offence is supposed to be made to PM John Howard, just stating that his new laws suck, please dont sue me.
Credit time!!
Credit goes to Ash, for her idea of the New York and the Statue of Liberty and burning it down. Credits go to Hannah, Cheyenne, Becca and Alex for always reading it and replying saying its good. :rolleyes:
Credits go to Cheyenne for the last few episodes for her pressuring me to put more romance between Anna and Peter, also Heath and Fly. Credits also go to Cheyenne for the idea of going to a tropical island.
Aw, yeah I have to say some credit goes to a mate called Ryan cos thats who I based Crash Bandicoot on, especially with his "Waahoohoo!"
And ofcourse credit goes to gemini6ice, for stealing, ahem, I mean "borrowing" his ideas of the storylines (some of them) and the layout of doing this story.
Okay last credit! Special thankyou goes to britneycita for reading this and being my only loyal and faithful reader on the net!!
Phew, so many credits!!
Enjoy!
PS heres a pic of Lita in 'normal' cloths! Just in case!
britneycita - July 18, 2007 06:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jul 18 2007, 05:02 PM) |
E: *wakes up* Hey where is everyone? What's this? *picks up note* Dear Edge, We have left for a holiday on a tropical island. Please look after the restaurant until I come back. -Mike
I say for a moral today: Don’t oversleep when there is an episode on!
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Haha poor Edge, and poor Statue of Liberty OMG! bad vuplix
and anybody remembers Perri, my God poor little gold coast girl!
Of course the'll go to jail :D , they can meet Michael Jackson in the court room LOL nah I don' know. Maybe Sailor Jupiter - Luna can be tied up coz she said she likes cooking but not that she's good at it.
I didn't understand this: What will Lita find out about Brooke as a Teletubbie?
thank you for the credits!
here's a pic of Candy.
Worthy - July 20, 2007 05:34 AM (GMT)
LOL!! Michael Jackson! Didnt think of that!! :P
Jail is just too mean for few teenagers... :D
Yes we all remember Perri and she IS coming back very soon.
So without further ado:
Episode 4: Court time, and the Dee-vee-bee.
H: So we are now standing near the late Statue of Liberty. B: I can see that Heath. H: I know, but our viewers cant. F: Now what? I feel better now. B: Where's Vulpix? Although I don’t think she’ll come back., which is good as she costs a fortune to repair all the stuff she destroys… H: Ahem. Hi there officer. What? We are under arrest? But we didn’t do that! Oh, not burning down the Statue of Liberty. Throwing up on it! What type of dumb law is that?! B: Heath! Don’t say that! F: Please don’t send us to jail. What do you mean you don’t have a choice! Okay then…
M: What a beautiful island! Brooke: Dee-bee! Mike: Lita you are in charge of looking after Brooke while we go surfing. Lita: Why me? I want to go surfing too (despite that the fact I can’t…) Mike: Do you want to be fired? Lita: *sigh* C’mon Brookey. Brooke: Dee-bee! A: So where do we sleep? Mike: Under the stars offcourse. A: How are we supposed to keep warm? It’ll be freezing tonight! M: But we are in the tropics. A: But its winter! Peter: Well if you get cold you can sleep in my arms tonight. A: Aww, thanks (A.N: Happy now Cheyenne?) Mike: It was too last minute to book a hotel for 6. A: Did we bring anything? Mike: Of course! A: Well thank go for that! What did we bring? Mike: Our surfboards! A: Anything else? Mike: No. A: This is going to be a long trip. Peter: Maybe we can finally have our romantic trip now. A: *sigh* If you say so.
F: This courtroom sure is big. H: Yeah. B: Is that man approaching us with a rope a bad sign? F: Well I cant see it being a good sign. Er, hi. I have to be tied up? Why? Because I'm the one on trial… What about Bec and Heath? They’re witnesses, okay then. B: That’s a strange rule. H: That man is now smirking that he tied you up Fly! Let me kill him! F: You cant do that! H: Why not? At least I will be in jail with you. F: Well I haven’t been found guilty yet, but you cant kill him because Starch wont allow such violence on this show. H: Oh.
Introducing your judge.
Simmo: Order in the court! F+ B+ H: Simmo! Simmo: Don’t you “Simmo” Me! Fiona Watson how do you plead? F: Er… H: She doesn’t plead, she begs most of the time. F: Heath! Simmo: Guilty! F: But I haven’t presented my case yet! Simmo: Not you, that guy with the black hair and the ugly shirt on. H: Me? Simmo: Yes, I sentence you to 2 years salt mining. Take him away guards. H: Help me! Fly before I go, I lov- Simmo: Silence in my court! B: But Sim- Simmo: *gasp* I will not tolerate such language in my court, two years in the salt mine! B: Simmo you’re so mean. Simmo: Are you under-mining my authority? 4 years in the salt mine for you! B: *sigh*
Er, Simmo aren’t you being a bit harsh with your sentencing?
Simmo: You’re absolutely right Starch. I sentence myself 2 years in the salt mine. Take me away guards!
*chirp, chirp*
F: Is anyone going to untie me?
Brooke: Dee-bee! Lita: Well this sucks, the others are preparing to go surfing while I'm stuck here looking after Brooke. Brooke: Tewedubbie! Lita; And there's no TV, I brought my favourite DVD with me too. Brooke: Dee-bee! Lita: I wonder… Here Brooke eat the DVD. Brooke: Tubbie-toast! *chomp* Yummy! Lita: Okay now let’s lift up her shirt a little so we can see her stomach….
*theme song plays*
Lita: Yes we have contact! That’s it Brooke stand there so I can watch my favourite show. Brooke: Dee-bee! Dee-vee-bee? Lita: No, dee-vee-dee. Brooke: Dee-vee-bee! Yay! Lita: Close enough. Now be quite Brooke, you’re interfering with the reception of the DVD. M: Hey Lita, what you up to? Lita: Watching the teletubby. M: Whoa, there's something on Brooke’s stomach. Lita: Yeah, I know. I fed her a DVD- Brooke: Dee-vee-bee! Yay! Lita: And I got an image on her stomach. M: Its like watching TV! Brooke: Dee-bee! M: What is this show? It seems so familiar. Lita: Well its my favourite show, and it’s called (A.N: I bet you guys are thinking I'm going to say Blue Water High. Guess again!) McLeod’s Daughters. M: That’s the country show with the group of girls where they live on a farm where heaps of things go wrong. I love that show! Lita: Yeah, its so cool!
A: Mike sent me here, Matt, to come and get you because the swell is really pumping. M: Thanks but no thanks, I’d rather watch the teletubby. A: *blinks* Okay then… You do that. M: The moral today is if you’re bored on your holiday that’s on a tropical island then just feed a DVD to a Teletubby to keep you amused. A: Well I'm going surfing. Surf’s Up!
So what do you think?
So who is the Lovehina character that Edge will bump into next episode? What trouble will Bec and Heath get into at the salt mines? Why is Heath being annoying with all these lame puns? Why is the local video shop- Network Video stalking Lita? And what is nnoying the hell out of Peter? All will be revealed in the next episode of BWH-Surf's up!
Just as a big credit to gemini6ice, I used his Teletubbie idea, salt mining storyline, heck Ive even used half the words out of his story, pray that he doesnt track me down and kill me!
britneycita - July 23, 2007 08:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Worthy @ Jul 20 2007, 03:34 PM) |
Lita: I wonder… Here Brooke eat the DVD. Brooke: Tubbie-toast! *chomp* Yummy! Lita: Okay now let’s lift up her shirt a little so we can see her stomach…. *theme song plays* Lita: Yes we have contact! That’s it Brooke stand there so I can watch my favourite show. Brooke: Dee-bee! Dee-vee-bee? Lita: No, dee-vee-dee. Brooke: Dee-vee-bee! Yay! Lita: Close enough. |
Hahaha Simmo! I WOULDN'T HAVEN'T EVER IMAGINED IT!
salt mines???? jajaja poor kids and watching a DVD is someone's stomach jajaja
OMG ep. 6 is near!!!!!!
maybe the local video shop- Network Video stalking Lita coz she's done porn films before LOL I don' know!
xoxoxo
Worthy - July 24, 2007 10:14 AM (GMT)
LOL! Porn, no way! This is a G- RATED tv series!
Yes I somehow randomly thought of whacking Simmo in there, Im now thinking that Deb would have been more appropriate... Ah well :P
The next episode wont be up for a while... I have started going to hell again (AKA school) so I would say by Sunday the next episode will be up. Those teachers at my school love to stress us out by pressuring us to study more... <_<
Yes episode 6 is near