Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through Checkpoint A,
but not throught Checkpoint B;
that's when I got shot in the ass
by the US military.

Ohhhh Jingle Bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine went off you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me????

- (a son of allah who was screwed for eternity)

sounds like u wrote that urself..
i dont think there were any christmas blasts that went off

so this is 2009, any new plans or goals for the year?