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Ace of Hearts – NO…it wasn’t a bun, people! Thank the heavens it wasn’t because he would’ve been tossed on his bum for the bun, that’s for sure! Ace of Hearts – listen up…this is not a forgiving season. I don’t know why – it’s brutal this time around. America is playing serious hard ball. Last week you had mud on your face thrown by the Big Disgrace – we ironed that out though - Rod threw you a solid this week and patched it up, right? And what did you do? You came out smokin’ and singin’ your heart out again. That’s All you need to do to stay in this wild wild west game, Ace – we hope! The Dawg was counting bills and said, “Your falsetto is your money.” Just worry about your falsetto getting you votes for now, not cash. The Diva said, “Great!” and saw a “whole new Ace.” But hold on Prince – here it comes from the Wrath…“A charming performance!” Tally Ho! Wow…sounds like you could live happily ever after that one. Now go…run…Get back to your castle and stay there!