As the new season of American Idol Approaches, I came up with some words of wisdom that we (especially me on the third promise) can abide by for this year.


Promises I have made with myself after last year's American Idol:

Promise #1: I shall NOT get invested with ANY contestants.

Promise#2: I shall NOT get invested with any contestants who are involved in the following: wearing beanies/skull caps, are from Colorado but live in LA, have worked in reception, sales, house repairs/carpentry, male modeling or singing in bars/night clubs for R&B acts famous in the early nineties or rap artists that they are now friends with, have sung the national anthem at any number of Coloradoan sporting events, come from families with four older brothers and parents that have been married for 40 years, any of said older brothers being over or sustaining 6 feet and 7 inches and is a lookalike (whether they have the same hair or are actual identical twins), same brother in the audience supporting/cheering/clapping/singing/freaking out maniacally when baby brother does wonderfully or poorly EVERY SINGLE WEEK, any of said older brothers (particularly the unusually tall one in the audience) having been involved with or traumetized by a horrible car accident that led to the formation of a charity for Children's Hospital..((This contestant can also NOT sing falsetto or become best friends with a bald-headed (by choice) rock star and his whole family. ))

Promise #3: I shall NOT like, adore, sexually fantasize, molest shall we meet in person, worship, stand up for, write fiction about, cheer on, worry about, or seemingly fall in love with the aformentioned contestant's aformentioned incredibly sexy, blue-eyed, dimpled, self-employed, fraternally proud, somewhat mysterious and a teeny bit dangerous yet awe-inspiring, genuine, sarcastic and kind-hearted six-foot-seven soon-to-be-thirty year old brother. Shall he have one..I will hate him, loathe him, hold contempt for him and just all around be annoyed by him.


All of the above is my New Year's Resolution :)

Amen Sister! :P

I plan to enjoy the show fully without getting too attached to any one Idol. We've already got our hands full (or wish we did anyway ;) ) with Ace.

Awe does this mean that neither of you will be voting 300 times each Tuesday night for the next 4 months? You guys are no fun.................LOL

I fervently hope not. Or maybe I'll be like Season 3 when I anti-voted because I DIS-liked some so much I was hoping to get rid of them. :P

Well, I can truthfully say this: Ain't no one in that audience gonna be worth watching for 3 months straight...But then, there's not gonna be anyone in the audience who wears a hideous brown leather jacket either. EVIL I TELL YOU! HE'S EVIL! :)

It's espensive, it's time consuming..and dare I say a bit heart-breaking??

I feel like same way.