THE WAYS OF THE DOG

1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue. -- Anonymous

2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful.--Ann Landers

3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went.-- Will Rogers

4. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.--
Ben Williams

5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself. --Josh Billings

6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. --Andy
Rooney


6. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made. --M. Acklam

7. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
--Sigmund Freud

8. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. --Rita Rudner

9. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down. --Robert Benchley

10. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. --
Franklin P. Jones

11. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that many dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --James Thurber

12. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown

13. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein

14. Ever consider what our dogs mus! t think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne
Tyler

15. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein

16. Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. --Dave Miliman

17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain

18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry

19. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras

20. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket and then giving Fido only t! wo of them. --Phil Pastoret

21. My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks
I am. - unknown

Wow! Makes ya think about dogs in a whole new light. :)
But yet when a man is a slimeball we say "He is a DAWG!" I guess calling a jerk a dog is too good for him! :lol: