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The Ace of Hearts was up next. OMG – ‘people are talking’…and they’re not ‘talking about people’ – they’re talking about ACE. I’ve heard it all – they’re dropping like flies out there when his Baby Browns look into the camera. Whoooooo-Weee! And people…I’ve got the scoop from backstage, too! “What a cool guy. He’s as deep spiritually and emotionally as he is handsome.” Which spells one thing and one thing only: The Rack Stacks – Ace is the PACKAGE!

The Dawg’s comments didn’t stack though, “You gotta pick harder tunes, dude.” Why? Simon stacked it with, “You’ll be disappointed when you hear that back.” Why? And our Diva introduced her-rack…oh I’m sorry…I mean her-self, “Hello Ace.” “Hello Paula.” “Hello Ace.” “Hello Paula.” But then…our Catalina Calamity couldn’t hold it together, could she? Simon, let’s not play Ace back, let’s play Paula back and listen to the stutter, stutter, stutter.