Beauregard Daily News

The opposite must be said for Ace Young, who could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves if his sales pitch came with a smile and a song and dance number. I was waiting for someone to dump a bucket of cold water on me, but no one came to my aid. Turns out I was not in the minority after all. Everyone was flustered and swooning.

I had friends who weren't all that into him until he was in the same room with them. Then they started to sweat and stutter.