I like to complain so I started this lovely thread.

My boss and his wife (bookkeeper) are driving me insane. They are never on the same page, the wife works from home and I must get 20 emails a day telling me what was done wrong, problem is she bitches about things that happened weeks ago, I don't freakin remember.

I want to win the lotto and retire on a beach and have Ace fan me with fig leaves, or is that Ace wear fig leaves??????

:gah:

I work in customer service - I have passed examinations at least in accounting, PR activity, marketing, business activity, computing and swahili.

I work in customer service - of course I remember the order you did 6 years ago although you don't have the number of the order and you recall that the order was made by the name which started either with the letter "T" or "A".

I work in customer service - I speak all possible languages, I've visited every possible country and I've met every people possible.

I work in customer service - it's obvious to me that when you speak of Friday you actually mean Tuesday. I know exactly when you've bought the product when you say "it wasn't long ago".

I work in customer service - of course I'm lying when I say that we don't have the product you want on sale with a special price.

I work in customer service - of course it's no trouble at all for me to arrange quickly 125 add-on products with the special price YOU want. And I'm certainly allowed to remove all the ad valorem taxes and give you -50% discounts.

I work in customer service - I'm able to check 10 customer info's from our database, manage 5 orders and answer to 15 phone calls. All at once.

I work in customer service - I know exactly what to do in every situation without using any money or losing one second.

I work in customer service - I'm responsible of the foodservice, traffics, the weather, your personal problems and national economy

I work in customer service - I never get offended when I've made a 10-hour reasearch just to hear you say that you "bought it from the net and saved 25 euros".

I work in customer service - I love it when people come to me and suddenly expect me to know every phonenumber from Helsinki to Timbuktu out of blue. I also know and remember all the prices and the opening times of our rivals, that's obvious.

I work in customer service - you don't have to tell me any products or names cause I'm a mind-reader and I've got the order ready in my crystalball before you even say a word.

I smile, I'm empathetic, I'm sympathetic, I say "I'm sorry", I flatter, I price products, I perform, I sing, I dance, I tap-dance, I fix the printer and the computer and I'm able to make a world peace - BECAUSE I WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE.

That's my everyday life at work... <_<

I am one of those wives that work for and sleep with the boss!!!! The benifits are awesome. :eyebrows:


Fullhouse

Who would hate a job pleasing Big Daddy........................